can somebody explain okcupid to me

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

The guys that disrespect woman are the ones that bitch about the friend zone and shit

lots of different ways to disrespect a lady

[Elphenor]

I see nothing wrong with what you're making that picture say.

I mean, the first one maybe.

[Trotskilicious]

is this the next generation or is he still a millenial

"you see to a guy like me, the friend zone...is the vagina

so yeah i've been in the friend zone
i've been balls deep in the friend zone with a lot of whores, you know what i'm saying"

[Trotskilicious]

this is reminding me of the movie stars thread with jeff goldblum

[Elphenor]

Lol.

Im friends with a girl who wont fuck me.
She says she doesnt fuck Morrissey fans because they're self-absorbed and whiny.

How cool is that?

[Trotskilicious]

it's pretty banal

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

this is reminding me of the movie stars thread with jeff goldblum

unfortunately my actual andrew dice clay troll account was banned by pakula himself so i'm stuck resorting to this

[Trotskilicious]

it's the kind of thing people in their early twenties think is wit, i guess

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

unfortunately my actual andrew dice clay troll account was banned by pakula himself so i'm stuck resorting to this

i knew there was one

[Elphenor]

Where did egoogly go.

He used to peek into the Oboard just to get pissed off. Love that guy.

[Trotskilicious]

and you have revealed yourself at last

[Elphenor]

Huh?
That im an Oboarder?

[noyen]

okcupid has a secret "menu" if you know what i mean.

[Elphenor]

Come back and tell me how awful I am Egoogly!
What a prick.

[Starla]

I'm terrified of dating sites. My cousin set me up on a native american one and some Cree ex con messaged me.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Lol.

Im friends with a girl who wont fuck me.
She says she doesnt fuck Morrissey fans because they're self-absorbed and whiny.

How cool is that?

woaho, wait til she finds out I like The Smiths.

[killtrocity]

Originally Posted by noyen

okcupid has a secret "menu" if you know what i mean.

No...?

So far I've met two women on there, and have plenty of conversations going, but once you express interest in actually meeting, they freak the fuck out. I understand there are tons of creepy weirdo perverts on that site, but what's the harm in meeting someone in a well-lit, well populated establishment in the middle of the day?

[Trotskilicious]

Yeah this, most cintacts from there seem to just dick around at txting stage indefinitely. I met this one girl and we txt back and forth for two weeks so i started saying well lets meet up and etc...she kept making excuses but she would always contact me first. Shed just txt me about being lonely and not wantre to meet up, i just was real with her then she never contacted me again

[Elphenor]

I guess when you think about it, online dating is just a massive bar with a search engine. I can dig that.

Aren't you afraid the pictures they're using are fake or taken with bullshit angles or that it's really a dude and that's why she/he keeps dodging you?

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

woaho, wait til she finds out I like The Smiths.

I honestly am not sure what the joke here is. I keep reading it, bit I don't get it.

[hnibos]

Why is there no pic of elphenor yet

[duovamp]

If I'm a woman who doesn't want guy friends except for sex, does that mean I don't respect men? Do I need to be friends with a man or not want sex in order to respect them? And who says I have to respect men or any group? What if I respect individuals based on their individual actions?

I'm a grill btw.

[bignothing]

I'm guilty of never replying even though I'm not pretty or anything. Although, the other day I replied/talked a bit to a guy cause he was wearing a kilt in his profile photo. Apparently I have a thing for Scots.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

for idiots who want to filter their choices in men down based on lengthy questionnaires so they can find someone that likes exactly the same stuff and has the same opinions about everything

Isn't that what you should be looking for?

My gf (over 6 years now) hates everything and everyone too and is antisocial and is also hypochondriac (which I am) and has an anxiety/panic disorder similar to mine and we generally have very similar interests (except video games which she couldn't give less a shit about). We might commit mutual suicide someday soon but I can say I've never gotten along better with anyone.

All I get on OKC anymore are messages from other transwomen basically telling me to keep my head up
I appreciate the thought I guess but I could just be going to like trans sub reddits if I needed uplifting support

It's not like my profile even says anything negative that would indicate I need the uplifting

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by duovamp

If I'm a woman who doesn't want guy friends except for sex, does that mean I don't respect men? Do I need to be friends with a man or not want sex in order to respect them? And who says I have to respect men or any group? What if I respect individuals based on their individual actions?

I'm a grill btw.

No to all those except the last.

Oh there was one dude who messaged me asking to see my "****** dick"
So I guess that's somewhat a success story if you just wanna fuck anything that walks like elephmor or whatever

[Elphenor]

I don't want to fuck everything that walks. Like having sex with random online strangers doesn't even really appeal to me.

All I said is that I don't care about relationships or love but I do like Sex.
Or that's what I meant to say.