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Old 02-05-2009, 07:54 PM   #1
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Thumbs down So I can't fuck my girlfriend

It literally does not work. She experiences extreme pain every time we try, and my dick will just NOT go in. She's a virgin, I am not. We've been dating for a year

Apparently there is a name for this "condition:" Vaginismus.

Apparently you have to "systematically desensitize" the area by starting small and sticking larger and larger things up there, but she wont buy the kits they sell for it and refuses to use a cucumber and a vegetable peeler (my suggestion). Anybody have experience with this/advice?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:58 PM   #2
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28if, welcome to Tier 1

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:58 PM   #3
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Start with one finger.

Then two.

Then three.

Get her used to the fingers and the increasing size.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:01 PM   #4
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is she naked in your bed right now as you search netphoria for a solution?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:01 PM   #5
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and can you post a pic so we can get a better idea of what we're dealing with?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:02 PM   #6
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i know a girl with this.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:04 PM   #7
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Start with one finger.

Then two.

Then three.

Get her used to the fingers and the increasing size.
wait, were you talking to me or 28if? Should I be inserting the fingers in her

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:05 PM   #8
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vegetable peeler
WTF, are you serious? There's your problem. The thought of a sharp object in a hoo-ha pretty much turns chicks off.

Seriously though, what Nimrod said.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:06 PM   #9
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i think he means graduating the size of the cucumber with the vegetable peeler.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:06 PM   #10
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oh, bummer... your chicks got a tight pussy.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:07 PM   #11
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i think he means graduating the size of the cucumber with the vegetable peeler.
why not just use a Slap Chop?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:08 PM   #12
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28if, can you post a link to one of these pussy opening kits?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:10 PM   #13
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i think he means graduating the size of the cucumber with the vegetable peeler.
Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Still, raw veggies (especially pealed) in your vag is asking for some kind of infection

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:11 PM   #14
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wait, were you talking to me or 28if? Should I be inserting the fingers in her
someone should

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:11 PM   #15
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Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Still, raw veggies (especially pealed) in your vag is asking for some kind of infection
condoms.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:12 PM   #16
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didnt you go to school for some kind of engineering jokeyloki.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:13 PM   #17
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lol they're all over the net. it's just a set of dildos steadily increasing in size.

She can handle two fingers with no problem, and has been using tampons forever. Apparently it's more of a psychological thing than a physical thing. The brain expects pain and refuses to open the vaginal muscles and whatnot. I guess she had a bad experience the first time she went to the gynocologist

We've been trying to do this since last summer now. I don't know what to do. I don't think there is a smiley large enough to express my feelings on this issue.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:13 PM   #18
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although since you're catholic, i can forgive not knowing what a condom is.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:14 PM   #19
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Oh yeah JokiLoki you're a fucking idiot.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:15 PM   #20
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...last summer?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:15 PM   #21
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I thought using a condom was assumed but like, even if you didn't use one how would putting a vegetable in your pussy cause some sort of infection? Like, you can fucking EAT IT, but you can't put it in your fucking vagina and move it around a little bit?

Shouldn't you be busy watermarking some shitty wedding photos or something?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:16 PM   #22
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"JENNY ZANDRASTA"

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:17 PM   #23
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lol they're all over the net. it's just a set of dildos steadily increasing in size.

She can handle two fingers with no problem, and has been using tampons forever. Apparently it's more of a psychological thing than a physical thing. The brain expects pain and refuses to open the vaginal muscles and whatnot. I guess she had a bad experience the first time she went to the gynocologist

We've been trying to do this since last summer now. I don't know what to do. I don't think there is a smiley large enough to express my feelings on this issue.
get her drunk

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:18 PM   #24
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buy her a dildo.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:19 PM   #25
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get her drunk
that's probably the best advice

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:20 PM   #26
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Didn't work.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:21 PM   #27
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She didn't get drunk?

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:21 PM   #28
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Because all you do is get her drunk, start with the fingers, then slip it in without warning.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:28 PM   #29
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Dude you're not understanding. It's like, intense physical pain. Like tear inducing pain. I'm sure this doesn't hold for the majority of Netphoria, but for me that's a pretty big boner-killer.

 
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:29 PM   #30
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give her some painkillers? oxycontin?

 
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