Happy Birthday

pumpkins · 03-17-2023, 06:23 AM

Happy Birthday, Billy! You're my hero!

TheAlter · 03-17-2023, 06:48 AM

Happy Birthday Billy Corgan imposter!

Billy Corgan mustard lies

T&T · 03-17-2023, 09:15 AM

happy birthday old man bill.

jpflori · 03-17-2023, 10:00 AM

I love potatoes

Disco King · 03-17-2023, 10:21 AM

Happy birthday, Melissa Auf der Maur!

houseofglass11 · 03-17-2023, 10:22 AM

ilikeplanets · 03-17-2023, 10:38 AM

Happy day before my birthday to me!

topleybird · 03-17-2023, 11:44 AM

A happy birthday greeting, if you will

Chipper will o'the wisp, airless with the tide
Buried in uncertain vortex, spaceship is my ride
Arcane slapdash trouble, pushpin of fate
Empty party afternoons, strange lovers' date

'tis the season, born and burned betwixt
SD sequel? Eat a bag of dicks
Gifts for the gifted, gift cards for the chains
Mr. Choo Choo will chew chew unlimited breadsticks again

MyKeyZ · 03-17-2023, 12:21 PM

Morlock · 03-17-2023, 01:24 PM

ChatGPT writes:

"Happy Birthday Billy Corgan! Wishing you all the best on your special day. You've been a true pioneer in the world of alternative rock, and your music has touched the lives of so many. Thank you for all the incredible music you've given us over the years with The Smashing Pumpkins. May your birthday be filled with joy, love, and lots of cake!"

Its poem is slightly better:
"On this special day, we celebrate
The birth of a musical great
Billy Corgan, we send our love
From the heavens up above

With guitar riffs and heartfelt words
Your music speaks to us like a bird
Flying high and soaring free
Your voice echoes for eternity

From "Today" to "1979"
Your songs are etched in our minds
Melodies that touch the soul
And lyrics that make us whole

On this day we honor you
For all the music that you do
Happy Birthday, Billy dear
May your year be filled with cheer!"

NovaFritz · 03-17-2023, 01:56 PM

From Today to 1979 his songs touched us.

From Annie Dog to Hooray! it was another story.

Morlock · 03-17-2023, 02:08 PM

How dare you liken Annie-Dog to Hooray!, you filthy animal.

NovaFritz · 03-17-2023, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morlock

How dare you liken Annie-Dog to Hooray!, you filthy animal.

Relax, Morlock. I was mocking ChatGPT for only praising 3 years of music. Obviously, Annie-Dog, like Tear, is a one of the more divisive tracks on Adore, but I don't think many of us write off that album as outside of his period of "touching" music.

Morlock.

Morlock · 03-17-2023, 04:35 PM

That's alright, I wasn't outraged in any sense

topleybird · 03-17-2023, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morlock

Its poem is slightly better:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up here

Deeply resentful about this

What did I ever do to you that you'd take some piece of shit collection of code's side over mine

I thought we were in this together

Butt Pope · 03-17-2023, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

Happy birthday, Melissa Auf der Maur!

No wonder she wasn’t invited back. Can’t have that competition on Bill’s birthday.

ourruseoffools · 03-17-2023, 06:57 PM

James went to MADM’s bday party instead of billy’s and it broke up the band

phang · 03-17-2023, 07:24 PM

Happy birthday to Mr DJ Ivory Tower.

Big Truck05 · 03-18-2023, 02:13 AM

Till this day, Billaaay
We seek the un acceptable
Speak the unspeakable.

Drown out the sounds
Unforgive the lost songs
Forgive the new... songs?

HBD me dude.

Always and forever,

BigTruck.

smashingjj · 03-18-2023, 07:53 PM

Billy Corgan Turned "Thirty-Three" Today!

ilikeplanets · 03-18-2023, 08:38 PM

I actually did turn 33 today

Morlock · 03-19-2023, 06:36 AM

Congrats!

03-17-2023, 06:23 AM	#1
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Morlock Ownz Location: Germany Posts: 571	ChatGPT writes: "Happy Birthday Billy Corgan! Wishing you all the best on your special day. You've been a true pioneer in the world of alternative rock, and your music has touched the lives of so many. Thank you for all the incredible music you've given us over the years with The Smashing Pumpkins. May your birthday be filled with joy, love, and lots of cake!" Its poem is slightly better: "On this special day, we celebrate The birth of a musical great Billy Corgan, we send our love From the heavens up above With guitar riffs and heartfelt words Your music speaks to us like a bird Flying high and soaring free Your voice echoes for eternity From "Today" to "1979" Your songs are etched in our minds Melodies that touch the soul And lyrics that make us whole On this day we honor you For all the music that you do Happy Birthday, Billy dear May your year be filled with cheer!"

03-17-2023, 01:56 PM	#11
NovaFritz Apocalyptic Poster Location: luna Posts: 2,340	From Today to 1979 his songs touched us. From Annie Dog to Hooray! it was another story.

03-17-2023, 02:08 PM	#12
Morlock Ownz Location: Germany Posts: 571	How dare you liken Annie-Dog to Hooray!, you filthy animal.

03-17-2023, 04:35 PM	#14
Morlock Ownz Location: Germany Posts: 571	That's alright, I wasn't outraged in any sense

03-17-2023, 06:57 PM	#17
ourruseoffools Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,022	James went to MADM’s bday party instead of billy’s and it broke up the band

03-17-2023, 07:24 PM	#18
phang Pledge Posts: 225	Happy birthday to Mr DJ Ivory Tower.

03-18-2023, 02:13 AM	#19
Big Truck05 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Riverside, CA Posts: 1,114	Till this day, Billaaay We seek the un acceptable Speak the unspeakable. Drown out the sounds Unforgive the lost songs Forgive the new... songs? HBD me dude. Always and forever, BigTruck.

03-18-2023, 07:53 PM	#20
smashingjj the actual guy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,613	Billy Corgan Turned "Thirty-Three" Today!

03-18-2023, 08:38 PM	#21
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,194	I actually did turn 33 today

03-19-2023, 06:36 AM	#22
Morlock Ownz Location: Germany Posts: 571	Congrats!