Who Wouldn't Chat Inside This Thread

[ovary]

got called up for jury duty. at first i was annoyed but after the orientation day i'm extremely excited. if i don't get picked for a significant case i'll be devastated.

the term goes until october and the judge said there's one muder trial. obviously, that is my first pick.

joke's on them of course, i don't believe in laws or crime or any of that. if you want to kill someone, i mean, that's your business. people who get killed should have tried harder not to be killed, right?

point being, i'm not feeling like we're headed for any unanimous decisions.

[ovary]

i had to fill out a questionaire that asked "have you ever been the victim of a crime" and even tho i was sexually assaulted by a woman once i wrote "no" because, i mean, let's not be ridiculous.

[ovary]

i've been sensing some big pedophile vibes from tom hanks recently. i wonder if this process will grant me the opportunity to nail his ass.

[yo soy el mejor]

spoken like a true gerontophile

[yo soy el mejor]

haha i had a funny dream recently. i was walking down a street where every building was only one story tall. then i realized i was dreaming and decided to have a little fun. suddenly i discovered i didn’t have to walk anymore that i could float. so i drifted around feeling a bit prankish. i hid around a corner ahead of a boy and his mom and floated about ten feet above them. then i started making ghost noises like oOOOOooooooo to give them a little scare until i woke up because i was actually saying oOOOOooooooo in my sleep

[smashingjj]

thanks for that

[yo soy el mejor]

[redbreegull]

ten cuidado chicharrones, puedo cambiar tu cabeza en una sandía

[Ihaguitar]

Who wouldn't fart inside this thread?

[Ihaguitar]

Originally Posted by ovary

i've been sensing some big pedophile vibes from tom hanks recently. i wonder if this process will grant me the opportunity to nail his ass.

That sounds a bit rapey