I wanna do one of those foot baths where the fish eat the dead skin off your stompers

[slunken]

I bet that shit is clean

[ilikeplanets]

Just use a foot mask peel and a rasp. Then paint your nails a classy white or ocean blue. Hot girl summer.

[MyOneAndOnly]

I have a better idea

[slunken]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Just use a foot mask peel and a rasp. Then paint your nails a classy white or ocean blue. Hot girl summer.

i've been doing a vinegar/water soak and then sloughing the gunk off with one of those pumice files

but if i could get little animals to do this for me...

[slunken]

i wonder if it tickles a little

[redbreegull]

yeah I want the fish thing too.

wasn't there a joke about feet/legs being called "standers" because monte said something had no standers [standards]

[ilikeplanets]

I'm sure it smells great! And it probably hurts

[slunken]

who invented a dozen fish gently nibbling at your toes?

what insane person figured this out?

[slunken]

this is the kind of industry that cell phone culture has eradicated

[ilikeplanets]

I haven't found a good review yet, just lots of reports of burning sensations and infections

[slunken]

from the fish kisses?

[slunken]

that's clean and healthy tissue after being cleaned from waste/infection!

[slunken]

i'm going to go to petsmart and put my bare feet in the tanks to test which fish react

[redbreegull]

I'm going to go test it with the 10 foot gar in the rainforest zone at the baltimore aquarium

[slunken]

i just purchased a baby hammerhead shark

[slunken]

i'm going to train it to suck on my toes

[redbreegull]

[redbreegull]

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

wasn't there a joke about feet/legs being called "standers" because monte said something had no standers [standards]

yes

[cork_soaker]

i'm compelled to dig up the original instance, but i just don't have it in me right now

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

yes

roflmao

[slunken]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

i'm compelled to dig up the original instance, but i just don't have it in me right now

did you miss the thread where I told everyone about my 7 girlfriends

[slunken]

last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.

[slunken]

and is it really less degrading than ejaculating on a woman's face
I have a beautiful voice and people like to hear me what can I say

[slunken]

sorry to do you dirty like this rbg hahahahaha

[slunken]

[redbreegull]

I am impervious to your pot shots old man

[redbreegull]

I've had more than 7 girlfriends at this point though let's be real, like I might have seven right now

[slunken]

let's get so real it becomes unreal

[redbreegull]

can I brush your hair at recess