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Old 06-29-2025, 10:25 PM   #1
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Default my buddy gave me a ps3 here's my review

journey rips.

motorsport rips. gas brake and turbo.

heavy rain sucks dick. the controls are too stupid.

gta 4 is a driving sim it sucks dog dick.

 
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Old 06-29-2025, 10:38 PM   #2
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gta 4 is a driving sim it sucks dog dick.
wait til your Serbian cousin won't stop blowing up your phone to hang out every five minutes when you're trying to do crimes

 
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Old 06-30-2025, 12:01 AM   #3
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you gotta hit littlebigplanet, i cant remember if the first or second was better but both extremely fire and probably the most iconic game of the playstation 3. i was in middle school when the ps3 was hot and i loved this console so much. i think theres still active online servers for the call of duty games of that era as well, black ops and mw3 were so peak.

 
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Old 06-30-2025, 09:12 AM   #4
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Journey is beautiful

 
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Old 06-30-2025, 10:54 AM   #5
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journey rips.

motorsport rips. gas brake and turbo.

heavy rain sucks dick. the controls are too stupid.

gta 4 is a driving sim it sucks dog dick.
GTA4 does not suck, make sure to check out the bowling minigame.

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 04:40 PM   #6
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wait til your Serbian cousin won't stop blowing up your phone to hang out every five minutes when you're trying to do crimes
Every time I drive all the way over to my gf's house he calls like COUSIN COME QUICK

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 04:45 PM   #7
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COUSIN! IT IS YOUR COUSIN!

which girlfriend you got slunk? The mandatory one from the beginning of the game? There's a lady you can date who lives in the Manhattan area iirc who is named Alex Chilton (like the guy from Big Star) so I always liked adult sleepovers at her place. Plus I imagine her apartment was pretty swanky.

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 04:49 PM   #8
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actually, one of my all time hottest takes is that the physics in GTA IV are better than V. IV was my first GTA game, so I cut my teeth in a world with more realistic vehicle movements, collisions, and damage. When V came out I was super disappointed that the cars handle like a stick of butter rotating on a toothpick through the center, and that for the apparent ease of the player, cars are way more damage resistant. In IV if you run into a wall at 100 mph the car folds like an accordion. In V you bounce off and your grill is dinged.

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 05:19 PM   #9
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Yea it's the first gf Michelle.

So I haven't really played a video game since FFIX so this "complete open world" thing is crazy to me. I'm getting impatient that I have to sometimes sit in traffic and do all driving in real time. I understand how insanely detailed the world is. But I play for maybe 20 minutes and wanna be done.

Been replaying the same Journey chapter over and over again because it's a long one and I keep shutting the game off before it auto-saves.

I get the appeal of just falling into those worlds though. I just haven't got the time-time.

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 05:54 PM   #10
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what was the name of that poster from a long time ago that lived in canada and had a couple cats and lived on gov assistance and played video games all day. he left here for hipinion?

 
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Old 07-01-2025, 05:55 PM   #11
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elph or DK might remember

 
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Old 07-02-2025, 03:20 PM   #12
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installed MX VS ATV REFLEX.

this game rips. the free-roam mode rules. this is open world i can get behind.

on a real note - i know at least half a dozen dudes that have been killed in 4-wheeler accidents. now i can practice sick jumps at insane speeds without a care in the world!

 
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Old 07-02-2025, 03:35 PM   #13
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i feel like if i ride this dirtbike around for several years i might get pretty good

maybe good enough to enter a race

 
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