Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice

gpub · 08-29-2006, 12:18 PM

Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice

NEW YORK (AP) -- Talk about bad timing. At the start of a media blitz to support her new album, "A Public Affair," Jessica Simpson is on vocal rest.

"It is true that she has indeed lost her voice," Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "She's been ordered to rest. ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Simpson, 26, fell ill Friday and has "a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord," Shuter told the AP.

She canceled a planned appearance on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" this week but was to appear on MTV's "Total Request Live" on Tuesday afternoon to promote the album -- but not sing, Shuter said.

Simpson hopes her condition improves by Friday, when she is scheduled to perform on NBC's "Today" show, he said.

"She's trying," Shuter said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed."

I found this story amusing in more ways than one.

MrPantyFAce · 08-29-2006, 12:20 PM

get well soon, jessica.

xoxo oxoxo

DeviousJ · 08-29-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gpub

"She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Nice publicizing, Rob Shuter

gpub · 08-29-2006, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousJ

Nice publicizing, Rob Shuter

yeah, that was pretty much brilliant right there

Shapan · 08-29-2006, 02:53 PM

i bet her sister would think of ways to get around a lost voice.

The Jesus · 08-29-2006, 03:08 PM

Too much semen.

laradelocke · 08-29-2006, 03:13 PM

You beat me too it. I was gonna go with too much cock.

Argh · 08-29-2006, 03:56 PM

deep throating is bad for people who need their voices

ella · 08-29-2006, 04:03 PM

jessica simpson looks like a cocker spaniel.
and now she has those fat collagen (sp?) infested lips.. it's disgusting.

alexthestampede · 08-29-2006, 05:01 PM

the whole board should get tom cruise avatars

laradelocke · 08-29-2006, 05:05 PM

Ashlee Simpson got recently made over to be her clone.

For a girl that seemed to give off the 'I don't give a shit' therefore all you awkward teenymayberockers will buy my shite music vibe a lot, she sure is being a weak tool. Wow, we have yet another blonde bimbo.. bor fucking ing

http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~swaid/Ashlee%20Simpson.jpg
http://celebrities.biteus.org/wp-con...%20Simpson.jpg

meow · 08-29-2006, 05:30 PM

i'd hit it

Shapan · 08-29-2006, 05:47 PM

and then tell her to fuck off in the morning.

hell before you fell asleep.

Argh · 08-30-2006, 08:15 AM

id put it inher shithole

Argh · 08-30-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

jessica simpson looks like a cocker spaniel.
and now she has those fat collagen (sp?) infested lips.. it's disgusting.

jealous because she looks nasty and could still pull more dick than you

The Jesus · 08-30-2006, 09:21 AM

I'd drink her bathwater.

I'maskingforit! · 08-30-2006, 10:28 AM

i'd let her drink my bathwater

duovamp · 08-30-2006, 12:15 PM

World to Jessica Simpson: Shut the fuck up.

pale_princess · 08-30-2006, 12:44 PM

SHE GOT LARYNGITIS BY SPENDIDNG TO MUCH TIME LICKING JOHN MAYER'S WONDERLAND OF A BODY, GUYZ.

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-30-2006, 12:51 PM

toby is gonna be pissed.

alexthestampede · 08-30-2006, 01:04 PM

hey alex.

RenewRevive · 08-30-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gpub

Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice for good.

.

ella · 08-30-2006, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argh

jealous because she looks nasty and could still pull more dick than you

true true... i'm a bit jealous. she definitely gets dick. and i'm obviously lacking a lot of dick. i wonder who my next fuck will be.

Lola · 08-30-2006, 04:31 PM

Shut up ella.

ella · 08-30-2006, 07:37 PM

oh lola..

lonely bitch.

Lola · 08-30-2006, 07:47 PM

Oh ella...

You shouldnt hate girls just because theyre prettier than you are.
And im not lonely, Bitch maybe.

ravenguy2000 · 08-30-2006, 07:51 PM

ooh i smell a

Toby · 08-30-2006, 07:56 PM

8/30/2006 10:42 AM

Aww...did you hear?!

John Mayer is dating Jessica Simpson...

I'm so sorry, Tobes.

ella · 08-30-2006, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola

Oh ella...

You shouldnt hate girls just because theyre prettier than you are.
And im not lonely, Bitch maybe.

who said anything about hate

Argh · 08-30-2006, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola

Shut up ella.

wow, bitch just got told ROFLRFLRFFLFLOLFLFLf

08-29-2006, 12:18 PM	#1
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice NEW YORK (AP) -- Talk about bad timing. At the start of a media blitz to support her new album, "A Public Affair," Jessica Simpson is on vocal rest. "It is true that she has indeed lost her voice," Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "She's been ordered to rest. ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing." Simpson, 26, fell ill Friday and has "a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord," Shuter told the AP. She canceled a planned appearance on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" this week but was to appear on MTV's "Total Request Live" on Tuesday afternoon to promote the album -- but not sing, Shuter said. Simpson hopes her condition improves by Friday, when she is scheduled to perform on NBC's "Today" show, he said. "She's trying," Shuter said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed." I found this story amusing in more ways than one.

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08-29-2006, 12:20 PM	#2
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	get well soon, jessica. xoxo oxoxo

08-29-2006, 02:53 PM	#5
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,794	i bet her sister would think of ways to get around a lost voice.

08-29-2006, 03:08 PM	#6
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,943	Too much semen.

08-29-2006, 03:13 PM	#7
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	You beat me too it. I was gonna go with too much cock.

08-29-2006, 04:03 PM	#9
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	jessica simpson looks like a cocker spaniel. and now she has those fat collagen (sp?) infested lips.. it's disgusting.

08-29-2006, 05:01 PM	#10
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,946	the whole board should get tom cruise avatars

08-29-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	Ashlee Simpson got recently made over to be her clone. For a girl that seemed to give off the 'I don't give a shit' therefore all you awkward teenymayberockers will buy my shite music vibe a lot, she sure is being a weak tool. Wow, we have yet another blonde bimbo.. bor fucking ing http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~swaid/Ashlee%20Simpson.jpg http://celebrities.biteus.org/wp-con...%20Simpson.jpg

08-29-2006, 05:30 PM	#12
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,709	i'd hit it

08-29-2006, 05:47 PM	#13
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,794	and then tell her to fuck off in the morning. hell before you fell asleep.

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The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,943	I'd drink her bathwater.

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I'maskingforit! Ownz Posts: 620	i'd let her drink my bathwater

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duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	World to Jessica Simpson: Shut the fuck up.

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pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	SHE GOT LARYNGITIS BY SPENDIDNG TO MUCH TIME LICKING JOHN MAYER'S WONDERLAND OF A BODY, GUYZ.

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Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	toby is gonna be pissed.

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alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,946	hey alex.

08-30-2006, 04:31 PM	#24
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	Shut up ella.

08-30-2006, 07:37 PM	#25
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	oh lola.. lonely bitch.

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Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	Oh ella... You shouldnt hate girls just because theyre prettier than you are. And im not lonely, Bitch maybe.

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ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	ooh i smell a