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02-24-2012, 05:13 PM | #1 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
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Ask Nimrod's Son
Ask me anything
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02-24-2012, 05:17 PM | #2 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,878
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why are you here?
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02-24-2012, 05:17 PM | #3 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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d'ya leik daaags?
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02-24-2012, 05:39 PM | #4 |
Socialphobic
Location: halifax
Posts: 14,812
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paper or plastic?
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02-24-2012, 06:15 PM | #5 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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how often do you feel guilt?
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02-24-2012, 06:17 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: the mtns
Posts: 43,045
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What is your opinion on the current state of our board?
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02-24-2012, 08:52 PM | #7 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
Posts: 9,207
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Do you enjoy smelling a woman's butthole?
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02-24-2012, 09:46 PM | #8 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
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02-24-2012, 11:00 PM | #9 |
*****
Posts: 15,731
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what are you wearing right now?
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02-24-2012, 11:08 PM | #10 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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Have you ever had a hot dog in a hallway situation
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02-24-2012, 11:28 PM | #11 |
Immortal
Posts: 25,684
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Top 5
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02-25-2012, 12:08 AM | #12 |
The Man of Tomorrow
Posts: 26,965
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odds ill make mod before this place dies
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02-26-2012, 06:41 PM | #13 |
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shouldn't you have realized that this board is too dead for the "make an ask thread and not respond" stunt to work anymore?
i realize this is a question in the ask thread that won't be answered it wasn't really a question though more of a long-form commentary on the State of the Board |
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02-26-2012, 07:51 PM | #14 |
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This thread reminds me of the first time I played Minecraft. Me and my sister were sitting in the living room watching TV when my mom comes in with the mail and hands it out to us. She gave me my GameInformer and my sister got her Seventeen magazine. In the GameInformer there was a brief article about Minecraft, so I thought I would try it out. I got on the computer and played the free trial. I had tons of fun, so I asked my mom if I could buy it with her credit card as long as I pay her back. So I got the full game and spent the next few weeks building crappy little houses and stuff.
One day, my mom got her credit card bill. On it were charges from some very, very hardcore porno sites. It must have been my sister, but she thought it was me because she gave me her credit card. She was understandably upset and I was grounded for months and sent to see a psychologist. Spending months with the psychologist to find out why I had these strange sexual desires, we made a "breakthrough". The quack told me I was sexually attracted to my sister, and I was going to have to confront that by making her as undesirable as possible. All I thought was "Yeah cool well it's been an hour so I gotta go." But on the way home I was thinking about what he said, and realized he was right. He was absolutely right. I was sexually attracted to my sister. I got home and went up to her room. I knocked on the door and asked if I could come in. She let me enter and I closed the door behind me. I told her about the breakthrough, and she said she felt the exact same way about me. We talked it over and finally agreed to do it. She started by taking off my shirt, then she got out a pair of scissors and cut a pentagram into my shirt, held it into the air and chanted "Lord Satan, give my brother erectile dysfunction so that he may never spill his seed inside of me." So my innocent decision to try out Minecraft is how I got erectile dysfunction. |
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02-26-2012, 09:23 PM | #15 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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Are you going to answer any of these questions?
Have you ever grown a mustache? Does the addition of the letter O in British-English words annoy you? Do you own biking shorts? If so, what color are they? Did you enjoy using highlighters as a child? What is your favorite Smashing Pumpkins album? |
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02-26-2012, 09:33 PM | #16 | |
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02-26-2012, 09:41 PM | #17 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Woodinville, Wa.
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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02-26-2012, 09:45 PM | #18 |
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more classic edgy comedy-jokes from toast, who is never afraid to go there
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02-26-2012, 09:48 PM | #19 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Woodinville, Wa.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Am I right people |
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02-27-2012, 06:45 AM | #20 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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do you have one good reason to justify wearing your head cap backwards
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02-27-2012, 08:18 AM | #21 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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02-27-2012, 09:38 AM | #22 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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how come a single and twin bed are the same thing
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02-27-2012, 10:36 AM | #23 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
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What is real? When I'm swimming with you in the lake, is that real? Or is it just fake?
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