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Old 08-28-2022, 03:28 AM   #1
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Is a toilet a chair?

 
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Old 08-28-2022, 09:18 AM   #2
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Are squatting and sitting the same?

 
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Old 08-28-2022, 09:22 AM   #3
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I spent all my money as an investment in my toilet. I never bought chairs, couches or other needless pieces of furniture, since everything evolves around my toilet. It's made out of 100% organic ivory and it has cushions on it made of ocelot kitten fur and entrails. I actually never get off of it. it is in the middle of my living room. I have friends over a lot of the time. People fight about who's gonna sit on the toilet, which is useless, cause I am the one who sits on the toilet.

A toilet is not a chair, it's the alpha and omega of furniture.

 
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Old 08-28-2022, 12:04 PM   #4
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In the same way a taco is a sandwich

 
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Old 08-28-2022, 01:48 PM   #5
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no, clearly

 
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Old 08-28-2022, 10:09 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2022, 10:36 PM   #7
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I calls toilets crap chairs. Always has, always will.

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 01:19 AM   #8
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No. Not the same

Yah. So then, these may not be chairs


 
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Old 08-29-2022, 10:19 AM   #9
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you use the bathroom differently

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 01:03 PM   #10
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Hoping that's a men's room, pretty sure it isn't

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 01:04 PM   #11
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What's the point of those dividers

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 03:24 PM   #12
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splatter control

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 04:04 PM   #13
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put the pieces together, friends

in Australia, women squat 2 pee (& more?)

 
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Old 08-29-2022, 09:01 PM   #14
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Women squat in public toilets anyway

I tended to use squat toilets in China and Singapore. Would recommend

In cubicles though. The photo I shared is a bit next level

 
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Old 08-30-2022, 12:49 AM   #15
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How many holes does a straw have?

 
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Old 08-30-2022, 03:56 AM   #16
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Old 09-01-2022, 03:25 PM   #17
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Don’t you leave him samwise gamgee. and I don’t mean to

 
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Old 09-01-2022, 03:26 PM   #18
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How many holes does the human body have?

 
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Old 09-01-2022, 03:28 PM   #19
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some girls' mothers are more porous than other girls' mothers

 
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Old 09-01-2022, 08:24 PM   #20
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Old 09-01-2022, 10:33 PM   #21
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trillions? cause the atoms don't actually touch

we're all empty space

 
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Old 09-02-2022, 05:58 PM   #22
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Breegull I'll be honest bro, as a comeback thread this is a pretty farty effort I rank it a C-

Please bring forth your best chops when crafting those posts or not at all!

 
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Old 09-02-2022, 05:59 PM   #23
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Old 09-02-2022, 06:01 PM   #24
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Getting a vibe going

Buckcherry, anyone?


 
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Old 09-02-2022, 09:05 PM   #25
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Old 09-03-2022, 05:06 AM   #26
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I'm just kidding breeg plz post more bring back the kindness regime

(This thread still farty tho)

 
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Old 09-03-2022, 05:06 AM   #27
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Old 09-03-2022, 09:54 AM   #28
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rbg is/was an asshole who just called himself kind. yes, we need more of that!

 
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Old 09-03-2022, 05:33 PM   #30
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More rap battles plz

 
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