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10-20-2021, 12:17 AM | #121 |
Shut the fuck up!
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10-20-2021, 01:14 AM | #122 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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I know it's probably pudding or something but it still made me wince
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10-20-2021, 01:14 AM | #123 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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also do u guys not know Run 2 Pee at all?
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10-20-2021, 01:18 AM | #124 |
Minion of Satan
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10-20-2021, 12:51 PM | #125 |
Janis Jopleybird
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"'My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat,' Romney said. 'My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.'" |
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10-20-2021, 01:16 PM | #126 |
Minion of Satan
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Well this is awkward. So much so, I can barely even raise it with my closest girlfriends – let alone write it down now. I’m embarrassed and ashamed. Here’s the thing: I don’t want to have sex with my husband because he’s become really fat
My husband – let’s call him James – is a lovely guy He’s kind and works hard. He loves our kids. However, since we got married, he’s put on at least 30kg These days, it’s a struggle for him to bend down and tie his shoelaces. He sleeps all the time and is an emotional eater. If he has a stressful day at work, he’ll eat an entire tub of ice-cream. Even on a good day, he’ll eat two or three serves of dinner. We’re not big people, so that’s a lot of food. Sometimes in the evening, I glance over and see him sitting on the couch and am repulsed at his size. His belly is massive. Don’t think I haven’t hated myself for having this reaction These days though when he tries to hug me, I dread the thought it might lead to sex. At his current size, getting down and dirty is downright uncomfortable There are only a few positions he can manage so it’s always the same. When he cuddles me in bed, his huge belly pushes into my back. It’s heavy and off putting. Even spooning isn’t the joy it once was. Bluntly, if I met him at this size I never would have been attracted to him So can we, as individuals, really expect to still feel the same desire when and if our partner’s appearance radically changes? |
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10-20-2021, 02:01 PM | #127 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-20-2021, 03:50 PM | #128 |
Braindead
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in trump's america, hot dogs are a sign of great friendship.
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10-20-2021, 05:10 PM | #129 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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Not gonna lie, I can throw down on a dog. One of my fav bars has one topped with pulled pork bbq and pimento cheese. Heart stopper.
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10-20-2021, 08:41 PM | #130 |
Braindead
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10-20-2021, 09:51 PM | #131 | |
Minion of Satan
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10-20-2021, 09:55 PM | #132 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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10-21-2021, 09:46 AM | #133 |
Braindead
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in troy, ny, the signature hot dog is tiny and covered in chili.
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10-21-2021, 10:00 AM | #134 | |
Minion of Satan
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cause straight women don't really think that about their partners, right? Or post it online if they do |
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10-21-2021, 10:46 AM | #135 | |
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Women are all like “omg this is so terrible to say and i hate myself so much and i can’t even admit it to anyone but…uh his belly is unsexy to me” Whereas bros be all “DUDE SHE’S SHAPED LIKE A FRIDGE WHAT DO I DO MY BONER NO LIKEY” |
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10-21-2021, 12:23 PM | #136 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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the bodybuilding.com forum is full of hosers like that. i just go to the website for exercise demonstrations
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10-21-2021, 12:24 PM | #137 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-21-2021, 12:29 PM | #138 | |
Janis Jopleybird
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Setting aside how problematic that seems, and that is pretty difficult to set aside, this would also appear to be in direct contradiction to your very recently expressed belief that you will never attract a woman until you develop a six pack |
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10-21-2021, 12:36 PM | #139 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ya burnt
seriously though |
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10-21-2021, 12:43 PM | #140 |
Janis Jopleybird
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And, seriously, that's a coney with a sense of inadequacy
Looks like coneys were being served in MI in the late 1910s, and the place in Troy that "invented" these opened in '32, so let's not even pretend this was a fucking accident or one of those situations where five people independently invent the steam engine in the same year or some shit So what mx really should have said is "In troy, NY, the signature hot dog is half a Michigan coney for some reason" |
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10-21-2021, 02:13 PM | #141 | ||
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10-21-2021, 02:48 PM | #142 |
Janis Jopleybird
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I don't know what to believe, bruh It would help if you offered your thoughts on this coney/ersatz pygmy coney situation |
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10-21-2021, 02:54 PM | #143 |
Janis Jopleybird
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“I want to stand next to Mitt for my benefit, not his,” Mrs. Romney’s statement read. “Mitt is so human and so warm, I can’t imagine being away from his warm humanity for as long as two hours. That’s how warm a human he is. Really warm and really human.” |
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10-21-2021, 04:35 PM | #144 |
Minion of Satan
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Lol didnt that fucker put a dog in a cage on the roof of a car and drive it for like a whole day long
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10-21-2021, 05:13 PM | #145 | |
Minion of Satan
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(Mods pls apply neg self-rep for SP on the gen bord) |
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10-21-2021, 05:47 PM | #146 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-21-2021, 11:58 PM | #147 |
Braindead
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2:16
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10-22-2021, 10:59 AM | #148 | |
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i'd prefer not knowing anything more about michigan. the midwest sux |
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10-22-2021, 01:21 PM | #149 |
Janis Jopleybird
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[Thinks about how I can drive for about twenty minutes in most directions and be surrounded on the road by giant pickups with "Blue Lives Matter" Punisher stickers] Fuck you, coastal elite
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10-28-2021, 12:56 PM | #150 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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