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Old 12-05-2019, 12:50 PM   #1531
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In this fast-changing collage of scenes, the courtship now highlights the meal fellowship of Solomon and the Shulamite at the king’s table (in Jerusalem), with her perfumes giving forth their fragrance and causing her to imagine him like a pouch containing a bundle of myrrh lying between her breasts all night and like a cluster of henna blossoms in the vineyards of En-Gedi. The henna, not the king, is in the vineyards of En Gedi, and likewise it is the pouch, not the king, that is literally between her breasts all night.

 
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Old 12-05-2019, 03:54 PM   #1532
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I come here to learn.

 
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Old 12-05-2019, 06:06 PM   #1533
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I come here to yearn.

 
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Old 12-05-2019, 06:36 PM   #1534
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*we didn't take these photos
i took this one from the pyramid of the moon, looking down the avenue of the dead

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Old 12-05-2019, 06:38 PM   #1535
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there were two dogs sleeping at the top of the larger pyramid. i can't blame them!

 
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Old 12-05-2019, 06:42 PM   #1536
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I blame them. I told them they'd be tired the next day if they stayed up all night playing video games. They chose not to listen.

 
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Old 12-06-2019, 12:22 PM   #1537
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received the last of my grades from the autumn quarter this morning and i aced all 5 classes

okay, now back to work

 
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Old 12-06-2019, 05:16 PM   #1538
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received the last of my grades from the autumn quarter this morning and i aced all 5 classes

okay, now back to work
It's both adorable and kind of hilarious that you've flipped just about everyone on this board into an enemy, but you still give us status updates on your life like this, as if your enemies are invested in watching you succeed.

 
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Old 12-06-2019, 05:16 PM   #1539
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Like, I'm probably the only person here who doesn't hate your guts, and even I can see it.

 
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Old 12-06-2019, 05:42 PM   #1540
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It makes me wonder if Trump sent Nancy Pelosi a Christmas card with updates on what the family has been up to all year.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:25 AM   #1541
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BREAKING: FLOBES COMPARES LAWN TO TRUMP

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:59 AM   #1542
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Old 12-07-2019, 08:53 AM   #1543
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you have an odd definition of "flipping out"

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 08:53 AM   #1544
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we met a lovely couple yesterday and hung out with them after our xochimilco boat tour

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:01 AM   #1545
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skin colour?

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:10 AM   #1546
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imma defuse this potentially explosive racial charged situation with a grumpy cat frozen meme

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:12 AM   #1547
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she was about my shade or so and dom.inican. she was with her husband who was about tim's shade and from new jersey. he didn't tell us his ethnicity tho.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 10:19 AM   #1548
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I don't actually care, but cute that you still answered my question.

you're kind of proving flobes' point! also, flipping people into enemies is something else entirely than flipping out, but you know that of course.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 11:30 AM   #1549
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BREAKING: FLOBES COMPARES LAWN TO TRUMP

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 11:31 AM   #1550
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you have an odd definition of "flipping out"
Your lack of self awareness is matched only by your reading comprehension skills.

Anywho, I don't know how you can expect people to care about your successes when you're constantly dumping on them for things that they enjoy or are looking forward to. Whether that be Taco Bell and/or playing a musical instrument or even just hitting buttons on a laptop. But you do you.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 11:53 AM   #1551
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wait, is that what was going on when i intervened about the Taco Bell?

oh we about to flip...

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:10 PM   #1552
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We should be flipping about metal shavings!

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:12 PM   #1553
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I've put almost 15,000 miles on my car in just over 4 months. Everything is too spread out in the wild west.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:47 PM   #1554
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thunderstorm woke me up at 5:45am and I thought I'd drink some coffee and try to get some writing done.

haha

ahahahahah

nice try vixnix. now you're just at netphoria

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 01:04 PM   #1555
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I've put almost 15,000 miles on my car in just over 4 months. Everything is too spread out in the wild west.
Ouch. I don't think I've put that much on mine in 4 years. I live a quarter of a mile away from work and thank the flying spaghetti monster every day for that fact. You have my sympathy.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 01:37 PM   #1556
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Your lack of self awareness is matched only by your reading comprehension skills.

Anywho, I don't know how you can expect people to care about your successes when you're constantly dumping on them for things that they enjoy or are looking forward to. Whether that be Taco Bell and/or playing a musical instrument or even just hitting buttons on a laptop. But you do you.
i do not agree but i defend your right to say it.

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:32 PM   #1557
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you disagree? is there anyone left who sort of likes you? remotely?

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:35 PM   #1558
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who? cork_soaker?

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:00 PM   #1559
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there are a few people here who are genuinely just so kind they engage her and wish her well despite her behavioral record

 
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:11 PM   #1560
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whatever. i relish the pain.

keep it coming, ******! you do you!

 
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