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03-20-2018, 12:13 PM | #391 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I bet that's not all of his you crave.
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03-20-2018, 01:51 PM | #392 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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03-23-2018, 11:12 AM | #393 |
Consume my pants.
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I have the best poops these days. At least one a day, no straining. ✌
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03-23-2018, 11:13 AM | #394 |
Consume my pants.
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This thread is a decade old.
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03-23-2018, 11:15 AM | #395 |
Socialphobic
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03-23-2018, 11:16 AM | #396 |
Socialphobic
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Then we can squeeze another one out.
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03-23-2018, 11:16 AM | #397 |
Socialphobic
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In a pinch.
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03-23-2018, 11:18 AM | #398 |
Braindead
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how corny of you to say so.
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03-23-2018, 01:04 PM | #399 |
Socialphobic
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Are you poo-pooing my puns?
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03-23-2018, 01:55 PM | #400 |
Braindead
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You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the army, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a Major who got poo-pooed. Made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing lot of other officers who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed by poo-poo.
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03-23-2018, 02:43 PM | #401 |
real estate cowboy
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03-23-2018, 04:33 PM | #402 | |
Socialphobic
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Quote:
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03-23-2018, 06:01 PM | #403 |
Boardcaster
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09-25-2018, 06:56 PM | #404 |
Braindead
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Since fully committing to veganism a week or two ago, my shits have all been type 6 or 7
But at least they're ethical shits |
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09-25-2018, 07:03 PM | #405 |
Socialphobic
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Yesterday's Stool Elicited Mopping
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09-25-2018, 07:04 PM | #406 |
Socialphobic
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Sorry, wrong thread.
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09-25-2018, 07:21 PM | #407 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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09-25-2018, 07:55 PM | #408 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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last week i had some type 7 for an evening but for the most part it's been pretty unremarkable. except i still get blood every few weeks but apparently it's no big deal :shrug:
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09-25-2018, 07:56 PM | #409 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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09-25-2018, 08:21 PM | #410 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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butt elves
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09-25-2018, 08:22 PM | #411 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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there's a cool philosophical discussion in the middle pages of this thread, like an undigested corn kernel deep in a large type 3-4 turd rope.
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09-27-2018, 09:09 PM | #412 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i've been changing my diet and trying some different protein bars and some of them have like 18g of fiber, plus i had generic fiber one one night plus general vegetables etc. and i i had a poop wider than a soda can the other day. how is that even possible. while i was doing it i could feel how big it was and was trying to strategize getting it out and ultimately i just went for it and it didn't hurt too much, but i knew i had to look at it cuz it was going to be gargantuan. waayyyy too much fiber, i thought i was gonna die, and then a lot of blood for a day or so after.
someone else talk about their poops please |
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09-27-2018, 09:31 PM | #413 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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every time i eat lentils i fart a lot. i go on these long walks and just keep pooting along. sometimes a jogger will come up behind me and i won't them because of OM or ALCEST or BORIS in my ears and wham, i hit them with a flatulence cloud.
lol |
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09-27-2018, 09:32 PM | #414 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ive hard blood on the toilet paper but i think it was from ANAL FISSURES
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09-27-2018, 10:35 PM | #415 |
Minion of Satan
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Tucks medicated pads are good for both clean/soothing your booty if you have hemroids
Fully endorsed, but they are butt ton expensive so use sparingly |
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09-27-2018, 10:45 PM | #416 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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that's not very nice.
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09-27-2018, 10:46 PM | #417 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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when i had the other ones i used this product |
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09-27-2018, 10:47 PM | #418 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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hydrocortisone specially packaged for your booty
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09-27-2018, 10:49 PM | #419 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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well what am i supposed to do, walk around with my sphincter clenched and my colon full of gas? i try to turn around from time to time to check if anyone is coming up on my trail but that just looks weird. so i unleash, and if they perish, they perish.
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09-27-2018, 10:50 PM | #420 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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del
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