i don't care about anything anymore man

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2006, 11:45 PM

i just took a shit in my pants

ravenguy2000 · 12-05-2006, 11:46 PM

is it squishy

duovamp · 12-05-2006, 11:46 PM

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

is it squishy

yeah.

wally · 12-05-2006, 11:49 PM

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a poopy diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a poopy diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a chocolate cream pie. Amazingly enough, no shit got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

I'm Hardcore · 12-05-2006, 11:50 PM

could you not see the shit on his ass?

Trotskilicious · 12-05-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wally

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a poopy diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a poopy diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a chocolate cream pie. Amazingly enough, no shit got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

shit tends to stick to your ass

trust me i know

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-05-2006, 11:57 PM

i shit myself twice last month. i thought one was a fart so went to blast it out and all of a sudden shit was sliding down my leg. i was all like http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6418/fghdgr4.jpg.

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

could you not see the shit on his ass?

can you see an ass that's not facing you?

GlasgowKiss · 12-06-2006, 12:02 AM

Thats one of those philosophical questions aint it?

I'm Hardcore · 12-06-2006, 12:04 AM

to the above 2 posts

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:04 AM

my momma so fat, when she sit around the house, she sit around the house!

Rarely · 12-06-2006, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wally

can you see an ass that's not facing you?

What is a mirror, alex?

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:06 AM

you shouldn't answer a question with another question

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 12:08 AM

i just peed on myself guys

duovamp · 12-06-2006, 12:08 AM

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:09 AM

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a pee-pee diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a pee-pee diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a mountain dew. Amazingly enough, no piss got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

ravenguy2000 · 12-06-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i just peed on myself guys

now this i could get into

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wally

my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a pee-pee diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct.

Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a pee-pee diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a mountain dew. Amazingly enough, no piss got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

jesus christ what ever happened to personal responsibility?

The Jesus · 12-06-2006, 12:16 AM

hurleyshit.gif

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 12-06-2006, 12:39 AM

Time to toilet train that kid, wally. If he's telling you he's dirty, he's ready to crap in a potty.

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:43 AM

He is. We're going to do it over Christmas break. We'll have the time and dedication to do it then. It's hard to do when you're not home during the day. You have to be elimination ninjas. Always stalking the child. Always within earshot to hear the first signs of fluid or solid hitting fabric.

Future Boy · 12-06-2006, 12:46 AM

Ok, so I wont be having kids, thanks Wally.

Effloresce · 12-06-2006, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i just took a shit in my pants

How profound.

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:47 AM

If you can't handle piss and shit, well the rest is just not any easier

Katy Lied · 12-06-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i just peed on myself guys

i did that once, seriously. i was on my driveway and just had to pee so i pissed myself as it all came running down my sweatpants. the best part was my neighbors were outside.

Future Boy · 12-06-2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wally

If you can't handle piss and shit, well the rest is just not any easier

Im happy waiting for the day where I dont make it there in time.

Future Boy · 12-06-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katy Lied

i did that once, seriously. i was on my driveway and just had to pee so i pissed myself as it all came running down my sweatpants. the best part was my neighbors were outside.

Same thing except I just did the deed right there on my steps. At least I didnt piss on myself though. Once in elementary school was enough.

Katy Lied · 12-06-2006, 12:53 AM

When I was a freshman in high school a kid shit his pants in class and instead of leaving school or something, he stayed in class for the rest of the day. now mind you he shit himself at 4th period and there were 8 periods in a day. i remember sitting in front of him in spanish and smelling the shit but it was ten times worse for the kids behind him, they actually had to put their heads out the window. so as you can imagine that kid got tortured for the next four years, as he should have

Katy Lied · 12-06-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy

Same thing except I just did the deed right there on my steps. At least I didnt piss on myself though. Once in elementary school was enough.

i found it quite sensual

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12-05-2006, 11:46 PM	#2
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	is it squishy

12-05-2006, 11:46 PM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781

12-05-2006, 11:49 PM	#5
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a poopy diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct. Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a poopy diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a chocolate cream pie. Amazingly enough, no shit got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

12-05-2006, 11:50 PM	#6
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	could you not see the shit on his ass?

12-05-2006, 11:57 PM	#8
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	i shit myself twice last month. i thought one was a fart so went to blast it out and all of a sudden shit was sliding down my leg. i was all like http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6418/fghdgr4.jpg.

12-06-2006, 12:02 AM	#10
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,155	Thats one of those philosophical questions aint it?

12-06-2006, 12:04 AM	#11
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	to the above 2 posts

12-06-2006, 12:06 AM	#14
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	you shouldn't answer a question with another question

12-06-2006, 12:08 AM	#15
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i just peed on myself guys

12-06-2006, 12:09 AM	#17
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	my 2 year old came up to me the other day and said "I have a pee-pee diaper". He says this when the time is right and is usually correct. Problem was that I looked at him and he wasn't wearing a diaper. I went back to his room and sure enough he had a pee-pee diaper. And it looked like he sat down in a mountain dew. Amazingly enough, no piss got on the floor anywhere between diaper drop and the living room.

12-06-2006, 12:16 AM	#20
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,943	hurleyshit.gif

12-06-2006, 12:39 AM	#21
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,904	Time to toilet train that kid, wally. If he's telling you he's dirty, he's ready to crap in a potty.

12-06-2006, 12:43 AM	#22
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	He is. We're going to do it over Christmas break. We'll have the time and dedication to do it then. It's hard to do when you're not home during the day. You have to be elimination ninjas. Always stalking the child. Always within earshot to hear the first signs of fluid or solid hitting fabric.

12-06-2006, 12:46 AM	#23
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Ok, so I wont be having kids, thanks Wally.

12-06-2006, 12:47 AM	#25
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	If you can't handle piss and shit, well the rest is just not any easier

12-06-2006, 12:53 AM	#29
Katy Lied Apocalyptic Poster Location: in john mayer's pants Posts: 3,088	When I was a freshman in high school a kid shit his pants in class and instead of leaving school or something, he stayed in class for the rest of the day. now mind you he shit himself at 4th period and there were 8 periods in a day. i remember sitting in front of him in spanish and smelling the shit but it was ten times worse for the kids behind him, they actually had to put their heads out the window. so as you can imagine that kid got tortured for the next four years, as he should have