Rolling "Shits Recently Taken" Thread

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

yeah rep we basically typed out the same thing at the same time

but in different ways

BAM
universe

cool beans

[teh b0lly!!1]

i just fucking love that this conversation is happening in the rolling "shits recently taken" thread, haha

[reprise85]

we've soiled philosophy's armchair

i tried to make that funny but i cant get the wording right

[killtrocity]

of course a poop thread would d/evolve into a discussion of causal determinism... well anyway I just wanted to mention that people tend to inappropriately attribute mystical qualities to quantum physics, specifically the uncertainty principle. I don't know that the uncertainty inherent to subatomic measurements/calculations constitutes any sort of refutation of classical determinism, rather it is merely a problem resulting from attempting to measure particles smaller than atoms with machinery and detectors which are themselves comprised of atoms. Any sort of measurement is going to affect the particle being measured. It's not like the electrons know we're looking at them and start acting differently or something

[FlamingGlobes]

Was battling some stomach virus all of last week and this weekend. Naturally, I was drinking Pepto like water and now my shits look like giant black cocks escaping from my asshole. Kinda feels like it, too.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I poop stars

[ohnoitsbonnie]

This is my second post ever in this thread

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I poop stars

Sounds painful

[Elphenor]

I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

3/10

[FoolofaTook]

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

[FoolofaTook]

Now that deserves at least a 6/10.

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

lol oh u

[ohnoitsbonnie]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

what a fucking piece of shit

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Finally some pics of shit in this shitty thread

[myosis]

how much of a creep was banana? i never paid attention to him

[redbreegull]

Banana was one of the worst people to ever board here

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

[run2pee]

Ewwwwww

Some faces ain't made for aviators

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

5/10 wouldn't read again.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

So where did you take this shit? To the movies? The DMV?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

Yeah, I try not to judge by looks but he looks like a douche extraordinaire.

[FlamingGlobes]

Is this the kiddie fiddler?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

One of many

[FlamingGlobes]

Yeah, he kinda has that "questionable sexual preferences" look about him.

[FoolofaTook]

My anal canal just secreted a viscous slime in three agonized torrents.

[FoolofaTook]

I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.

Eat...more...granola...

Got it, thank you.

[FoolofaTook]

It works. My rectum is as sore as it would be after being ravaged by a herd of wildebeasts.