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Old 12-13-2016, 02:40 PM   #271
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I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump.

This is like living thru an anal holocaust.

 
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Old 12-13-2016, 05:09 PM   #272
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Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin

But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin

 
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Old 12-13-2016, 05:18 PM   #273
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They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.

 
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Old 12-13-2016, 07:25 PM   #274
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I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 07:16 PM   #275
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shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 09:59 PM   #276
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After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:28 PM   #277
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Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:30 PM   #278
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You've lived an amazing life

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:34 PM   #279
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In my defense I was a history major.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 07:23 AM   #280
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So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels.

i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:02 AM   #281
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Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:04 AM   #282
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Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's

"A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know"

Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:06 AM   #283
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Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:06 AM   #284
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Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 11:11 AM   #285
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promoting synergistic, holistic pooflow optimization

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Old 12-23-2016, 11:13 AM   #286
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Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.
Maybe 4 u but the ladies our dear took so painstakingly evoked are in need of some extra help

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 09:25 PM   #287
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The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:01 PM   #288
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Drop anchor heh.

there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:06 PM   #289
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Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:06 PM   #290
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Know what I mean, fellas?

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:07 PM   #291
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I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:38 PM   #292
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM   #293
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Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM   #294
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I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM   #295
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Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:43 PM   #296
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#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:44 PM   #297
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Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?
I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:45 PM   #298
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I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:48 PM   #299
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I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life
I guess my posts in this thread are my way of saying I love all of you.

 
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Old 12-23-2016, 10:48 PM   #300
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I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon
As have all of us

 
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