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Old 01-30-2019, 11:02 AM   #1
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Red face Times Billy Has Slipped Into The "Coma" Post 2000

1. October 27, 2009, 10:10pm: Billy is seen entering Tila Tequila's house. Ten minutes later, he is hauled out on a stretcher, dead to the world. Doctors at the hospital shout "WAKE UP" at him for twenty-seven hours straight until he regains consciousness.

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:07 AM   #2
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I know it’s been slow around here but Jesus.

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:17 AM   #3
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Jaaaaaysuuuus... rebone, rebone, rebone!

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:36 AM   #4
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that is some of the most grating shit he's ever done

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:36 AM   #5
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Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:39 AM   #6
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That’s what she said

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 12:04 PM   #7
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THREAD COMPLETE

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 12:21 PM   #8
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i don't get it.

unless... butt plugs? anal beads?

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 12:21 PM   #9
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yeah, i get it.

nice one!

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 01:18 PM   #10
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2. March 17, 2003: Billy is admitted to the hospital with what EMTs list as "unspecified balls trauma," having been kicked by a pony hired for his birthday. He remains in a protective comatose state for twelve days until doctors get the idea to have a horse kick him in the balls again. He is revived, but most continue to wear a balls cast for an additional three months.

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 03:59 PM   #11
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remember that time he got a vitamin infusion and made an instagram post about how much time he had left with an IV in his arm? fkn Bill is a trip.

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 04:36 PM   #12
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There's no way he vaccinates his kids, is there

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 06:06 PM   #13
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If vaccinations were a good thing they would have been mentioned by Jesus Christ in the Holy Bible.

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 07:37 PM   #14
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the holy bible (c) 2019

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 07:45 PM   #15
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how could jesus mention anything in the bible when it wasn't even around in his time?

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 07:47 PM   #16
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damn that was pretty weak

 
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Old 01-30-2019, 08:04 PM   #17
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now you're stealing your own thunder

is there nothing HOLY in the world of thunder anymore?

 
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