Madame Zuzu's Emporium - Page 12

TheAlter · 08-22-2021, 02:25 PM

Price: $550 + ZuZu Gallery Commission of 10%

Fucking LOL

TheAlter · 08-22-2021, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oklahoma Sexual

Look at those pictures! It's either just him or him towering over the other members!

Omega level cringe, thanks Willie

Corgan's Bluff · 08-22-2021, 02:44 PM

Corgan's charity event for his struggling NWA-circus...?

They are finally selling pictures with D'arcy again!

Uncle Scrooge Mcduck Money GIFfrom Uncle Scrooge Mcduck GIFs

Joey Goldberg · 08-23-2021, 11:29 AM

yeah baby, count that money

TheAlter · 08-23-2021, 02:58 PM

Today he mentioned the Zuzu print sale: "for those of you sniping about the price what do you think it costs to get a world class photographer to offer iconic shots, never before seen..."

Wonder who he was referring to

TheAlter · 08-23-2021, 03:03 PM

reprise85 · 08-23-2021, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAlter

Today he mentioned the Zuzu print sale: "for those of you sniping about the price what do you think it costs to get a world class photographer to offer iconic shots, never before seen..."

Wonder who he was referring to

yeah I mean it's not like you can make many many prints of the same thing for basically no extra cost, pfft

Gooch · 08-23-2021, 07:20 PM

$605 and they’re not numbered or signed.

I hope the business model is at least sustainable.

Its a parody at this point.

A parody that Billy brings upon himself.

Gooch · 08-23-2021, 07:28 PM

$605 bucks?

It’s an investment piece.

I’ll hang it on the wall next to my Picasso.

Gooch · 08:04 PM

Hot Chick: "Oh, who's that photo of the bald guy sniffing a flower on your wall?"
Cool Dude: "Its William Patrick Corgan."
Hot Chick: "Who?"
Cool Dude:"WPC....? Billy Corgan...? The Smashing Pumpkins? Rat in A Cage? People and their Cars?... He's a Musician"
Hot Chick: "Oh......where'd you get that?"
Cool Dude:"Bought it online. They were selling it at a tea shop for $605."
Hot Chick: "Why?!??"
Cool Dude:"A world class photographer took the picture!! What do you think it costs for a famous photographer to take your picture?"
Hot Chick: "No why do you have a picture of another grown man smelling a flower on your wall? And you paid $605 dollars for it?!?!?"
Cool Dude:"Um...I guess...?"
Hot Chick: "Ok! Lets have sex!"

fin.

Butt Pope · 08-23-2021, 09:25 PM

If the website is accurate they are all sold out except for one

Oklahoma Sexual · 08-23-2021, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butt Pope

If the website is accurate they are all sold out except for one

Supply doesn't seem to be an issue

Oklahoma Sexual · 08-23-2021, 10:48 PM

NEVER BEFORE SEEN (from this particular angle)

Oklahoma Sexual · 08-23-2021, 10:50 PM

He's slow-fucking the release to see how many Sad Machines will cough up $605 for a photo with an infinite pressing

TheAlter · 08-24-2021, 03:20 AM

He said there were like 2 or 3 prints for each photo but it's not a numbered edition so i bet there's going to be lots more.

Corgan's Bluff · 08-24-2021, 03:23 AM

Promoting his "Blinking With Fists" book with flowers in the hand...?

All the money goes to BILLY Corgan. Chloe does the magic. And the kids have their first job:

TheAlter · 08-24-2021, 03:32 AM

You go to his IG and most of the time he's talking about things you can buy. That guy really is 90% impresario and 10% musician these days.

TheAlter · 08-24-2021, 03:37 AM

Meanwhile the true hero of this fix...

Butt Pope · 08-24-2021, 12:31 PM

Can’t Billy sell more songs to credit card commercials? He said he made $1 million. That’s a lot of shitty tea shop merchandise

Funbags · 08-25-2021, 02:44 AM

He needs to hire an *actual company* to handle all this stuff.

For a potential RnR Hall of Famer, Billy's online presence is about as professional as A Grave Next Door.

eviltimeban · 08-25-2021, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbags

He needs to hire an *actual company* to handle all this stuff.

For a potential RnR Hall of Famer, Billy's online presence is about as professional as A Grave Next Door.

Ha, that is so true. If he was a band starting out and was posting the mix of crap he posts, he'd be going nowhere fast.

A PR company would absolutely tell him not to mix the SP and wrestling posts the way he does. Or Zuzu's for that matter.

TheAlter · 08-25-2021, 06:56 AM

Willie's online presence in a nutshell

billymind

teh b0lly!!1 · 08-25-2021, 07:10 AM

i don't want for any (sustainable business model) that i don't have
all (sustainable business models) i want (are) waiting for me there

Spaldz · 08-25-2021, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch

Hot Chick: "Oh, who's that photo of the bald guy sniffing a flower on your wall?"
Cool Dude: "Its William Patrick Corgan."
Hot Chick: "Who?"
Cool Dude:"WPC....? Billy Corgan...? The Smashing Pumpkins? Rat in A Cage? People and their Cars?... He's a Musician"
Hot Chick: "Oh......where'd you get that?"
Cool Dude:"Bought it online. They were selling it at a tea shop for $605."
Hot Chick: "Why?!??"
Cool Dude:"A world class photographer took the picture!! What do you think it costs for a famous photographer to take your picture?"
Hot Chick: "No why do you have a picture of another grown man smelling a flower on your wall? And you paid $605 dollars for it?!?!?"
Cool Dude:"Um...I guess...?"
Hot Chick: "Ok! Lets have sex!"

fin.

This

incubator · 08-25-2021, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eviltimeban

Ha, that is so true. If he was a band starting out and was posting the mix of crap he posts, he'd be going nowhere fast.

A PR company would absolutely tell him not to mix the SP and wrestling posts the way he does. Or Zuzu's for that matter.

He's not a band starting out though. The band already went somewhere.

Funbags · 08-26-2021, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incubator

He's not a band starting out though. The band already went somewhere.

Which is why Billy gets away with his amateurish marketing. He can post a screenshot with markup text promoting Very Important Zeros and thinks it's good business acumen.

How is anyone supposed to take this band seriously? It's obvious how much major label influence was needed in the 90s to make this band a success.

deadlecturer · 08-26-2021, 11:45 PM

Hey you guys

It's so much hubris

...and so much mediocrity

VoxUpDoc · 08-27-2021, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incubator

He's not a band starting out though. The band already went somewhere.

And under Billy’s stewardship he’s taken the band back into irrelevance.

He needed other people (bandmates / label) to make the band successful.

Funbags · 08-28-2021, 06:57 AM

Even the artwork for the archive vinyl looked like it was made in MSPaint. Dude could have gotten something professional for $50 on Fiverr. It's not like SP are a Grammy award-winning band or anything.

VoxUpDoc · 08-28-2021, 07:00 AM

Around 1997 he decided he was a solo artist. The Billy Corgan Show or no show.

And every failure since then, the one thing he’s doubled down on is his own “artistic” and “business” genius.

It’s a shame because his mid-90’s success could have continued if he’d actually respected and collaborated with the other contributors to his success. It’s all self-inflicted.

08-23-2021, 07:52 PM	#340
Gooch Apocalyptic Poster Location: Pancakes in my area Posts: 1,553	Hot Chick: "Oh, who's that photo of the bald guy sniffing a flower on your wall?" Cool Dude: "Its William Patrick Corgan." Hot Chick: "Who?" Cool Dude:"WPC....? Billy Corgan...? The Smashing Pumpkins? Rat in A Cage? People and their Cars?... He's a Musician" Hot Chick: "Oh......where'd you get that?" Cool Dude:"Bought it online. They were selling it at a tea shop for $605." Hot Chick: "Why?!??" Cool Dude:"A world class photographer took the picture!! What do you think it costs for a famous photographer to take your picture?" Hot Chick: "No why do you have a picture of another grown man smelling a flower on your wall? And you paid $605 dollars for it?!?!?" Cool Dude:"Um...I guess...?" Hot Chick: "Ok! Lets have sex!" fin. Last edited by Gooch : 08-23-2021 at 08:04 PM.

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08-22-2021, 02:25 PM	#331
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	Price: $550 + ZuZu Gallery Commission of 10% Fucking LOL

08-22-2021, 02:44 PM	#333
Corgan's Bluff Minion of Satan Location: Travelling between Ukraine and Russia Posts: 5,355	Corgan's charity event for his struggling NWA-circus...? They are finally selling pictures with D'arcy again! Uncle Scrooge Mcduck Money GIFfrom Uncle Scrooge Mcduck GIFs

08-23-2021, 11:29 AM	#334
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 8,223	yeah baby, count that money

08-23-2021, 02:58 PM	#335
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	Today he mentioned the Zuzu print sale: "for those of you sniping about the price what do you think it costs to get a world class photographer to offer iconic shots, never before seen..." Wonder who he was referring to

08-23-2021, 03:03 PM	#336
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280

08-23-2021, 07:20 PM	#338
Gooch Apocalyptic Poster Location: Pancakes in my area Posts: 1,553	$605 and they’re not numbered or signed. I hope the business model is at least sustainable. Its a parody at this point. A parody that Billy brings upon himself.

08-23-2021, 07:28 PM	#339
Gooch Apocalyptic Poster Location: Pancakes in my area Posts: 1,553	$605 bucks? It’s an investment piece. I’ll hang it on the wall next to my Picasso.

08-23-2021, 09:25 PM	#341
Butt Pope Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,115	If the website is accurate they are all sold out except for one

08-23-2021, 10:48 PM	#343
Oklahoma Sexual Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,612	NEVER BEFORE SEEN (from this particular angle)

08-23-2021, 10:50 PM	#344
Oklahoma Sexual Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,612	He's slow-fucking the release to see how many Sad Machines will cough up $605 for a photo with an infinite pressing

08-24-2021, 03:20 AM	#345
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	He said there were like 2 or 3 prints for each photo but it's not a numbered edition so i bet there's going to be lots more.

08-24-2021, 03:23 AM	#346
Corgan's Bluff Minion of Satan Location: Travelling between Ukraine and Russia Posts: 5,355	Promoting his "Blinking With Fists" book with flowers in the hand...? All the money goes to BILLY Corgan. Chloe does the magic. And the kids have their first job:

08-24-2021, 03:32 AM	#347
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	You go to his IG and most of the time he's talking about things you can buy. That guy really is 90% impresario and 10% musician these days.

08-24-2021, 03:37 AM	#348
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	Meanwhile the true hero of this fix...

08-24-2021, 12:31 PM	#349
Butt Pope Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,115	Can’t Billy sell more songs to credit card commercials? He said he made $1 million. That’s a lot of shitty tea shop merchandise

08-25-2021, 02:44 AM	#350
Funbags Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,425	He needs to hire an actual company to handle all this stuff. For a potential RnR Hall of Famer, Billy's online presence is about as professional as A Grave Next Door.

08-25-2021, 06:56 AM	#352
TheAlter Apocalyptic Poster Location: hey, motherfucker hey, superstar Posts: 3,280	Willie's online presence in a nutshell

08-25-2021, 07:10 AM	#353
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	i don't want for any (sustainable business model) that i don't have all (sustainable business models) i want (are) waiting for me there

08-26-2021, 11:45 PM	#357
deadlecturer Pledge Posts: 78	Hey you guys It's so much hubris ...and so much mediocrity

08-28-2021, 06:57 AM	#359
Funbags Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,425	Even the artwork for the archive vinyl looked like it was made in MSPaint. Dude could have gotten something professional for $50 on Fiverr. It's not like SP are a Grammy award-winning band or anything.

08-28-2021, 07:00 AM	#360
VoxUpDoc Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,879	Around 1997 he decided he was a solo artist. The Billy Corgan Show or no show. And every failure since then, the one thing he’s doubled down on is his own “artistic” and “business” genius. It’s a shame because his mid-90’s success could have continued if he’d actually respected and collaborated with the other contributors to his success. It’s all self-inflicted.