Juke Box Fuck Up RatbastardQuinto.

[krackhead]

He seems to hang around the drug store? What is a juke box fuck up anyway?

[smashingjj]

it's been 74 years, maybe we should let it go

[jakobtheliar]

A jukebox fuck up is when you hit it, causing the needle and record to skip.

What even is this thread

[Ram27]

mayfair mistress of the satellites

[T&T]

WHAT'S A Stumbleine?

[Joey Goldberg]

these are all terribly irrelevant questions in light of the news Rat Bastard Quinto is still at large

[krackhead]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

these are all terribly irrelevant questions in light of the news Rat Bastard Quinto is still at large

What a ratbastard.

[Big Truck05]

I, for one, would like to see Rat tat tat tat Bastard Quinto to return. Like some sort of Christmas spirit. ya know?

[Gooch]

Things were better around here when RBQ was around.

For one, SP camp wasn’t so pissed all the time.

[krackhead]

Originally Posted by Gooch

Things were better around here when RBQ was around.

For one, SP camp wasn’t so pissed all the time.

RBQ? Lol. RATbastardquinto. Famous for baking tapes and ruining copies of shows. He really is a juke box fuck up.

[Joey Goldberg]

come on, krack

sometimes you GOTTA bake the tapes!

[wHATcOLOR]

do you guys think that if we all work together, 2021 can be a great year?

[smashingjj]

I think it could be AT LEAST as good as 2020!

[wHATcOLOR]

alright everyone, you heard smashingjj! we've got our work cut out for us everyone. let's all work together!!

[slunken]

Originally Posted by jakobtheliar

A jukebox fuck up is when you hit it, causing the needle and record to skip.

What even is this thread

and while we're at it "sally in the stirrups" is a girl at the OBGYN

[slunken]

no one roll their eyes there are plenty of idiots that just had their mind split open

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by slunken

and while we're at it "sally in the stirrups" is a girl at the OBGYN

for some reason it always felt like that to me, versus a horse thing or whatever

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Ram27

for some reason it always felt like that to me, versus a horse thing or whatever

well SP fans are notoriously retarded

[krackhead]

If we all work together this will be a great year.

Thank You.

[buzzard]

I always took that line to refer to abortion, more specifically.

[wHATcOLOR]

are you guys even working together?? this year is not off to a great start. so let's go, frank has shown us the way. all we need to do is work together

[Joey Goldberg]

we were trying to work together until tape-baking rbq spoiled the party once again with his baked-tape fumes

[krackhead]

Thats why RBQ is a juke box fuck up, destroying tapes and baking them.

Thank you.

[wHATcOLOR]

fuckin' RBQ

[krackhead]

RBQ that sonofabitch.

[butthurt]

RBQ has ruined my SP experience again and again

[Shallowed]

juke box shut the fuck up

[killtrocity]

Ok so true story, I used to frequent this college dive bar called Sporty's. Good shit. This one night, there's this dude outside just like, out of his mind on some combination of drugs and alcohol. And he's like "yo whaddup mang my name's JUKE BOX. You wanna know why my name JUKE BOX?" To which I respond "absolutely I do", because how could you not? And Juke Box is like "my name JUKE BOX cause any song you tell me to sing, I'll sing it". And I'm thinking for a second, probably 10 whole seconds, and I'm like "can you sing 'Retard Bus' by Wesley Willis?" And he's like "no mang idunno that one". So at this point, the legitimacy of his name, the etymology behind it, and his whole purpose in life is highly suspect. And to be fair I suspect the vast majority of people are not familiar with that song. So I'm thinking, ok, this guy obviously isn't omnipotent, or even an autistic savant, but I never really thought that anyway. So I give him a softball and request "anything by Wu-Tang Clan". And Juke Box is like "nah idunno any Wu-Tang Clan. I can sing 'I'll Make Love To You' by Boyz 2 Men though." So clearly what happened is Juke Box just wanted to sing this one song, and to justify it came up with this absurd scenario where he tells people he knows literally every song ever and then just rolls the dice on them requesting "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz 2 Men. Probably to try and pick up girls getting off the bus. Idk.

But that's what the phrase "juke box fuck up" brings to my mind

[slunken]

sounds like every single modern smashing pumpkins fan on the internet

[butthurt]

RBQ

Raging Butthurt Quinto