Say hypothetically you had a friend that stole vodka out of your kitchen.

[kristin xp]

HYPOTHETICALLY the bottle was a 'gift' of a friend to a friend who had splurged a little and it turned out to be worth it. it was half full, and you notice, that your "friend" has been over and noticeably lingering in your kitchen when you come back from the bathroom, but you think nothing of it. Then you notice a day later that it is now only filled with about 1/6th of the way (an estimate) when it had previously been half full.
you strategically question your "friend" and manage to get a shitty half way confession, but know because that was the only person other than you in the kitchen before you remember the bottle half full. (note: you don't black out and keep drinking. or 'sleep drink' or anything weird like that)

what do you do HYPOTHETICALLY?

if it were me, i'd take the bitch to the liquor store and make her buy me a whole bottle of something maybe absolute level.

but my other friend thinks she should just leave it alone, count it as a loss, and just not hang around/invite her places again.

[sickbadthing]

Bitch, you have a drinking problem.

[kristin xp]

it's not about me, but i mean drinking is never a problem if you make it to your job and class alright, right?

[sickbadthing]

I don't know. Ask your liver.

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

I'd say, Ossie biotch, next time fix me a drink too. Cause he'd be the most likely culprit to steal booze from anyone.

[jenniferkate]

Originally Posted by kristin xp

it's not about me, but i mean drinking is never a problem if you make it to your job and class alright, right?

functional alcoholism?

[Shapan]

next time you see her just ask her why the fuck she drank your vodka and see where it goes from there

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by jenniferkate

functional alcoholism?

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[Shapan]

so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin

[kristin xp]

Originally Posted by jenniferkate

functional alcoholism?

she was just pissed because it was sorta kinda a graduation gift. not just regular old run of the mill shit you won't miss.

[kristin xp]

Originally Posted by Shapan

so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin

does hypothetically mean NOTHING to you!

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by Shapan

so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin

I just wanted to post pictures of drunks.

This is the Kristin parallel:

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Andy...Griffith11.JPG

[kristin xp]

you bitch!

[Shapan]

thanks for clearing things up

[shannon]

i wanna know how she managed to drink that much vodka in the amount of time that the other person went to the bathroom, and she didn't notice that her friend was shitfaced

[shannon]

hypothetically tell me that!

[kristin xp]

i'm assuming she put it in some type of water bottle or something. no one drinks that much vodka straight, and if she did i'm preeetty sure my friend would have noticed this bitch all wobblin.

[mirrar]

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

I don't know. Ask your liver.

cute

[Shapan]

but shannon was being hypothetical

[kristin xp]

shannon is cool she can do hypothetical well

[shannon]

i'm drunk and feeling like a champ

[Nimrod's Son]

i dunno, when i invite people to my home i give them whatever they want to drink

if they abuse that i just don't invite them anymore

i don't see why this is so complicated

[bardy]

I probably wouldnt give a shit but I am not a poor college student

[Future Boy]

Hypothetically!

[kristin xp]

No, what my friend is pissed about is that she didn't ask at all. she just took it! stole like a nasty bitch!
the decision would be whether to take her to the liquor store and make her buy a new one for stealing, or to just count it as a loss and not talk to her again.

[shannon]

just let it go man... friends should share and not care

[kristin xp]

friends, real friends don't impose, and they ASK before taking shit

[shannon]

if i just decided that i wasn't going to talk to every friend who mooched alcohol off of me, i'd be lonley as shit

[The Jesus]

If she likes drinking your friend's fluids so much, tell your friend to piss in her mouth when she falls asleep.

[Debaser]

Damn, someone is pretty selfish.