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Old 05-21-2007, 08:03 PM   #1
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Default Say hypothetically you had a friend that stole vodka out of your kitchen.

HYPOTHETICALLY the bottle was a 'gift' of a friend to a friend who had splurged a little and it turned out to be worth it. it was half full, and you notice, that your "friend" has been over and noticeably lingering in your kitchen when you come back from the bathroom, but you think nothing of it. Then you notice a day later that it is now only filled with about 1/6th of the way (an estimate) when it had previously been half full.
you strategically question your "friend" and manage to get a shitty half way confession, but know because that was the only person other than you in the kitchen before you remember the bottle half full. (note: you don't black out and keep drinking. or 'sleep drink' or anything weird like that)

what do you do HYPOTHETICALLY?

if it were me, i'd take the bitch to the liquor store and make her buy me a whole bottle of something maybe absolute level.

but my other friend thinks she should just leave it alone, count it as a loss, and just not hang around/invite her places again.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:07 PM   #2
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Bitch, you have a drinking problem.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:13 PM   #3
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it's not about me, but i mean drinking is never a problem if you make it to your job and class alright, right?

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:15 PM   #4
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I don't know. Ask your liver.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:15 PM   #5
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I'd say, Ossie biotch, next time fix me a drink too. Cause he'd be the most likely culprit to steal booze from anyone.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:20 PM   #6
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it's not about me, but i mean drinking is never a problem if you make it to your job and class alright, right?
functional alcoholism?

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:21 PM   #7
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next time you see her just ask her why the fuck she drank your vodka and see where it goes from there

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:27 PM   #8
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functional alcoholism?
http://www.loadedcomments.com/wp-con...e-arrested.jpg

http://www.iriveramerica.com/news/ca.../andy-dick.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...gcampbell1.jpg

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:29 PM   #9
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so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:30 PM   #10
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Quote:
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functional alcoholism?


she was just pissed because it was sorta kinda a graduation gift. not just regular old run of the mill shit you won't miss.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:31 PM   #11
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so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin
does hypothetically mean NOTHING to you!

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:36 PM   #12
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so what's your point all these people are ridiculously successful there should be a good parallel with kristin
I just wanted to post pictures of drunks.

This is the Kristin parallel:

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Andy...Griffith11.JPG

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:40 PM   #13
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you bitch!

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:42 PM   #14
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thanks for clearing things up

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:58 PM   #15
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i wanna know how she managed to drink that much vodka in the amount of time that the other person went to the bathroom, and she didn't notice that her friend was shitfaced

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:59 PM   #16
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hypothetically tell me that!

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:00 PM   #17
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i'm assuming she put it in some type of water bottle or something. no one drinks that much vodka straight, and if she did i'm preeetty sure my friend would have noticed this bitch all wobblin.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:01 PM   #18
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I don't know. Ask your liver.
cute

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:02 PM   #19
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but shannon was being hypothetical

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:06 PM   #20
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shannon is cool she can do hypothetical well

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:06 PM   #21
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i'm drunk and feeling like a champ

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:38 PM   #22
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i dunno, when i invite people to my home i give them whatever they want to drink

if they abuse that i just don't invite them anymore

i don't see why this is so complicated

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:39 PM   #23
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I probably wouldnt give a shit but I am not a poor college student

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:41 PM   #24
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Hypothetically!

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:42 PM   #25
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No, what my friend is pissed about is that she didn't ask at all. she just took it! stole like a nasty bitch!
the decision would be whether to take her to the liquor store and make her buy a new one for stealing, or to just count it as a loss and not talk to her again.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:43 PM   #26
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just let it go man... friends should share and not care

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:44 PM   #27
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friends, real friends don't impose, and they ASK before taking shit

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:44 PM   #28
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if i just decided that i wasn't going to talk to every friend who mooched alcohol off of me, i'd be lonley as shit

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:45 PM   #29
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If she likes drinking your friend's fluids so much, tell your friend to piss in her mouth when she falls asleep.

 
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:46 PM   #30
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Damn, someone is pretty selfish.

 
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