Oldest Netphorian still posting?

Fonzie · 01-25-2023, 04:16 AM

Any idea? And why? Pumpkins been around for a while so gotta be some geezers about, surely.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-25-2023, 11:54 AM

oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?

Fonzie · 01-25-2023, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?

Actually, good point. Why not both?

ilikeplanets · 01-25-2023, 12:06 PM

There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.

Disco King · 01-25-2023, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.

I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.

Joey Goldberg · 01-25-2023, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Disco King

I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.

don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing

Disco King · 01-26-2023, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing

True. My black ass was never going to be treated with kid gloves.

topleybird · 01-25-2023, 12:19 PM

[Answering like I'm a Boomer on Amazon responding to a question on a product] Don't know, sorry

wHATcOLOR · 01-25-2023, 01:02 PM

i wonder if there are any netphorian grandparents. possible eve (see my recent baby aiden thread for no real answers on this). perhaps one of wally’s kids has a kid now?

MyOneAndOnly · 01-25-2023, 01:19 PM

I think that by birth year i may be the oldest still posting... or close to it. I'm only a few years younger than Billy

mxzombie · 01-25-2023, 04:46 PM

this year marks 20 years of netphoria membership for me

topleybird · 01-25-2023, 06:38 PM

Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little

Disco King · 01-26-2023, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by topleybird

Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little

Fuck yeah, I wanna be crime Batman.

topleybird · 01-25-2023, 06:39 PM

Have you seen M3GAN? Could you build a M3GAN? See? This is all just off the top of my head

ilikeplanets · 01-26-2023, 01:38 AM

I was counting you one as of the "under 30s", DK, so don't be too upset. Even if I'm wrong, which I don't think I am, clearly you still give that impression. Make of that what you will.

Ram27 · 01-26-2023, 03:23 AM

when i fill out forms lately i have to select an age group that includes 35 in it. i don't like it

ilikeplanets · 04:03 AM

My healthcare provider makes comments about how I'm "at that age" to start worrying about things that I could previously ignore because unhealthy decisions don't typically kill young people. It's piper-paying time. Time to play an extended game of "is that a medication side effect or is this early menopause?"

ilikeplanets · 01-26-2023, 04:03 AM

There are no winners

Slurpee · 01-26-2023, 09:32 AM

I’m over 40 and I’m young for an OG Pumpkins fan

LaBelle · 01-26-2023, 09:46 AM

i'm 16 so it's not me.

yo soy el mejor · 01-26-2023, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LaBelle

i'm 16...

for the 15th time in a row!

LaBelle · 01-27-2023, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

for the 15th time in a row!

That's why i'm so good at it!

Big Truck05 · 01-27-2023, 10:10 PM

When did Netphoria start? I was here pretty early on, I remember that.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-26-2023, 12:42 PM

LaBelle = Jailbait

Disco King · 01-26-2023, 03:14 PM

Even the doctor just used clear gloves instead of the bright blue ones with Ninja Turtles on them.

redbreegull · 01-26-2023, 05:48 PM

how old are you?

old enough

old enough for what?

old enough to always feel this,
always old I'll always feel this

Raskolnikov · 01-27-2023, 01:04 AM

Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-27-2023, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Raskolnikov

Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.

mine's 2004.
i'm a n00b.

ilikeplanets · 01-27-2023, 01:16 AM

Your user profile

ilikeplanets · 01-27-2023, 01:16 AM

You joined 23 years ago

01-25-2023, 04:16 AM	#1
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,732	Oldest Netphorian still posting? Any idea? And why? Pumpkins been around for a while so gotta be some geezers about, surely.

01-26-2023, 03:58 AM	#17
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,543	My healthcare provider makes comments about how I'm "at that age" to start worrying about things that I could previously ignore because unhealthy decisions don't typically kill young people. It's piper-paying time. Time to play an extended game of "is that a medication side effect or is this early menopause?" Last edited by ilikeplanets : 01-26-2023 at 04:03 AM.

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ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,543	I was counting you one as of the "under 30s", DK, so don't be too upset. Even if I'm wrong, which I don't think I am, clearly you still give that impression. Make of that what you will.

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Ram27 dumb Location: blissed out Posts: 10,716	when i fill out forms lately i have to select an age group that includes 35 in it. i don't like it

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