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Old 01-15-2010, 12:27 PM   #1
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Red face Our mail carrier intentionally wiped his blood all over our mail...

I came home the other day and noticed blood all over an envelope that had "CAT BIT ME" written on it. He/she had to have stuck their hand pretty far into the mail slot for one our cats to get that freaked out. Anyway, are we liable? Or should I complain to the Post Office for their worker intentionally wiping their blood all over our mail? Either way, I'm pissed.

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:30 PM   #2
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just let it go man

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:31 PM   #3
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I've been trying not to do that as much anymore.

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:34 PM   #4
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you really don't wanna piss off the usps

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:35 PM   #5
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Good point. I taped a band-aid to our mail slot.

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:57 PM   #6
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I'm thinking the cat had to be a fast little fucker to nip someones hand that quickly.

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:01 PM   #7
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who's hand bleeds that much from a cat, what a pussy

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:12 PM   #8
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he had the right to kill your cat in self defense imho

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:38 PM   #9
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tinwop

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 04:09 PM   #10
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did he write the message in his own blood

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:38 PM   #11
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i'm glad i don't live in indiana

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:58 PM   #12
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whoever operates the trent reznor troll is missing a huge opportunity

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:17 PM   #13
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i just had a camera shipped from the states via ups. $260 brokerage fees.
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:56 PM   #14
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whoever operates the trent reznor troll is missing a huge opportunity
BRB LET ME GET ON THAT

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:58 PM   #15
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Hello Trent_Reznor it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:59 PM   #16
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JUSTIFIED IN THE BLOOD OF THE HOLY AND THE DEVINE
WILL YOU BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS
WILL YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

|--5--5--3--3--5--5--8--8--|

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:06 PM   #17
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sloppy execution

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:10 PM   #18
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bend over beethoven

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:31 PM   #19
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dig the ritalin and booze

 
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:24 PM   #20
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how do you know it was intentional? maybe the mailperson saw they got blood on your mail and wrote cat bit me to explain why you have blood on your mail.

either way, sticking a band-aid on your mail slot was pretty good.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:23 AM   #21
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i just had a camera shipped from the states via ups. $260 brokerage fees.
I just had to pay 70 in customs for a Hasselblad this week. I feel your pain :/

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:38 AM   #22
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here's a great little episode from New Zealand post:

recently, i had some records mailed to me from the UK. the NZ Post courier driver decided not to deliver them, because the package was too big to fit in the letterbox.

'PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOUR LETTERBOX IS BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE THE PACKAGES & MAIL THAT YOU RECEIVE'

are you kidding me? HOW ABOUT YOU WALK THE FUCKING 20 FEET TO MY DOOR, AND LEAVE IT ON THE STAIRS, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

thus, i had to take the time to drive to their depot, and pick the package up myself. Only between 6am-11am weekdays, of course.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:15 AM   #23
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We've had to put a message on our mailbox reading: "Hi postman. Mail goes IN the box, not in the top bit, thanks. Yeah, especially on windy days."

Normally it's fine but there's one fucking retard who always puts the letters in the newspaper part instead of the mail slot. Which is fine, when there's no wind.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:03 AM   #24
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Your disgusting cat bit a guy and you are the one that's pissed.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:50 AM   #25
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don't cats scratch? never really thought of them as biters.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 02:22 PM   #26
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oh, they'll bite. hard if they're pissed off enough.

 
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Old 01-16-2010, 02:39 PM   #27
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my kitty never bites she's too full of love and respect.

 
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Old 01-17-2010, 09:25 AM   #28
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my kitty never bites she's too full of love and human semen.
Slunken: Bringing new meaning to "getting some pussy" since 2010.

 
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:13 PM   #29
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I dont understand.
Your cat attacked the guy to the point that he bled, while doing his job. He left a note letting you know, and now you're pissed.
'Intentionally wiped his blood all over our mail'.
Its just called bleeding man.

I'd put your stupid cat down. With the heel of my boot.

 
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:13 PM   #30
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j/k i love kitty.

 
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