Can we have a perfume / cologne thread?

[ilikeplanets]

That bottle design is so attractive

[slunken]

thierry mugler is the man

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by slunken

yea it's way smarter to pay for dumb bitch juice that has a devoted marketing company behind it.

I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy that looked a million times nicer than this and I doubt they hired, like, friggin' Pentagram to design their self-printed labels

If someone cares so little about their product that they're only willing to spend three minutes making a label, using the single most hated typeface on the planet, I'm not gonna care, either. I'd as soon buy cologne that's just been poured into a baggie and closed with a twist-tie with "SMELL: YELLOW" scribbled on the bag in Sharpie

[topleybird]

Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by topleybird

I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy that looked a million times nicer than this and I doubt they hired, like, friggin' Pentagram to design their self-printed labels

word. you don't have to want super expensive stuff to find that salamanca bottle and its contents p atrocious.

no one else is saying they want a certain item in a "glass chard bottle just because [they] don't have one" and other items because we think they're rare/hard to find. slunk, you're getting suckered by scarcity economics and marketing-not us!

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up

looks spicy

[yo soy el mejor]

i ain't buying nothin' till i finish at least one bottle, any bottle, that i have. last lil guy i got is a 10ml perfume oil that smells like cucumber and earl grey and is a dupe of jo malone london. it's v mature and lasts longer than the original scent because its oil.

my love for scent is natural, pure, and does not boast.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up

THAT, TOO, LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS LIKE LICORICE AND HARSH PEPPERMINT

[slunken]

Originally Posted by topleybird

I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy

lol

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i ain't buying nothin' till i finish at least one bottle,

I'm really trying to do this but I still haven't found my staples for each season.

I've got spring and summer figured out, possibly fall, not sure about winter.

And this is just for work, because I don't see why not wear perfume at work. You spend most of your life at work.

Also guys pretty please don't shit on Olympic Orchids I think she does really good work. Who cares if the branding/marketing looks like dogshit? Doesn't that make it better? More pure?

Like you guys are pissed off they don't have a social marketing team?

This sounds really stupid to say and I know you guys are gonna clown on it but, uh, she's won awards. She's the real deal making bonkers perfumery.

Got Kiehl's Musk in the mail today finally. It's everything I ever hoped for. I imagine how well it will smell with a leather jacket that reeks of cigarettes.

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by slunken

lol

Listen, if this town just had a decent old-timey apothecary run by a 20-year-old with a handlebar mustache and half of a Media Studies degree, I wouldn't have needed to turn to the internet to get my Old Ploughman's Reprieve 17% Mercury Tincture Hemorrhoids Salve and Hair Tonic

[slunken]

nope try again

[slunken]

if this town had an apothecary i would just wear musk oil and vanilla extract probably as a pure base

[slunken]

i think i might be intoxicated with the madness. my missing bottle of musk oil showed up today. like, it's JUST department store brand musk oil but it's GLORIOUS

[slunken]

this is psycho

[slunken]

i love women with lisps

[slunken]

perfume reviewers are so fucking stupid they're all roses

[slunken]

[slunken]

[slunken]

[slunken]

lol yo soy i wasn't being serious posting these videos

[slunken]

ladies get very mad when autistic boys invade their little secret hobbies and turn it inside out

[slunken]

forever bathed in goodness, truth, and beauty

[slunken]

been coming back to this lately, the blade runner EDT

i really like the, idk, slight bug spray quality

[slunken]

Originally Posted by slunken

been coming back to this lately, the blade runner EDT

this garbage is insane and it's so cheap

[slunken]

Been noticing the top citrus notes more after wearing it for two weeks straight

[cork_soaker]

into sage "extract" (or whatever it is)

[slunken]

i burn sage every few months but i'm not a dumb "witch" or anything

[yo soy el mejor]

you make this stuff so boring

[slunken]

good