Netphorian of the Year 2007 (Official)

??? · 11-07-2007, 08:18 PM

Unhappy 2007 everyone. submit your entries below and if it looks like its worth it then i guess we'll tally them up or something.

"If we all work together this will be a great year" - F. Quinto

Group 1: Best of Times, Worst of Timez

Thread of the Year:
Post of the Year (Special Honors):
Hippest New Meme or Catchphrase:
Most Notable Boarding Innovation:
Best Flame/Flame War:
Biggest Douchebag:
Drama Queen 2007:
Best/Worst Name Change:
Most Notable Departure/Return:

Group 2: Extra-Curricular Pursuits

Best IRL Death:
Best IRL Netphorian Event:
Biggest Fail:
Biggest Win:

Group 3: I'm A Fucking Artist

Best Avatar:
Best Photoshop:
Best Post/AV Contributor:
Most Notable/Memorable/Influential Pic:
Best Halloween Costume:

Group 4: Hott

Most Attractive Male Poster:
Most Attractive Female Poster:
Best New Look (IRL):

Group 5: The Paul Hem Oscars

Best SP Board Noob:
Best New Poster:
Worst New Poster:
Best troll:
Most improved poster:
Best mod:
Best overall male / female poster:
Worst overall male / female poster:
Lifetime Achievement Award:

Netphorian of the Year 2007:

FutureBoy · 11-07-2007, 08:25 PM

minimum years on lifetime achievement award consideration

Crunchy Black · 11-07-2007, 08:27 PM

best overall female poster: ohnoitsbonnie
best overall male poster: dean r koontz

cant really think of serious competition for either of these

??? · 11-07-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FutureBoy

minimum years on lifetime achievement award consideration

i'd say dedicated posting is a more valuable factor here than time...invariably said poster will have at least 20k but its what they've done with it that counts

Crunchy Black · 11-07-2007, 08:28 PM

in fact beyond those i cant really think of anyone or anything that deserves an award

Professor Fox · 11-07-2007, 08:30 PM

Foxtrot, hands down.

Nate the Grate · 11-07-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

Best IRL Netphorian Event:

Monte's Gorilla Suit, in a fucking landslide.

Warzaw · 11-07-2007, 08:38 PM

Best New Poster: iceskater

sppunk · 11-07-2007, 08:38 PM

Nothing memorable happened in 2007; most boring Netphorian year ever.

??? · 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

Group 1: Best of Times, Worst of Timez

Thread of the Year: A Date With Monte
Post of the Year (Special Honors): I buy into the punk mindset - KrazeeStacee
Hippest New Meme or Catchphrase: muse anyone?
Most Notable Boarding Innovation: Tier System
Best Flame/Flame War: graveflower/weilandfan/jenga66
Biggest Douchebag:
Drama Queen 2007:
Best/Worst Name Change: Crunchy Black
Most Notable Departure/Return: Geek USA /

Group 2: Extra-Curricular Pursuits

Best IRL Death: ChoobieWoobie
Best IRL Netphorian Event: making the news thanks to Pitchfork Reader Byron Barnes
Biggest Fail: Trotsky getting served by the fat chick
Biggest Win: Billy Corgan's cash grab

Group 3: I'm A Fucking Artist

Best Avatar: wHATcOLOR
Best Photoshop: Elvis the Fat Years (if Pedo Bear in Lazy Town is an original creation)
Best Post/AV Contributor: stripes
Most Notable/Memorable/Influential Pic: Elvis the Fat Years (SP Fan Pic Post)
Best Halloween Costume: brillo's dildo helmet

Group 4: Hott

Most Attractive Male Poster: cork_soaker
Most Attractive Female Poster: ohnoitsbonnie
Best New Look (IRL): Trotskilicious

Group 5: The Paul Hem Oscars

Best SP Board Noob: T&T
Best New Poster: skipgo
Worst New Poster: mayday
Best troll: ChristJesus
Most improved poster: redbull
Best mod: -
Best overall male / female poster: ohnoitsbonnie / dean_r_koontz
Worst overall male / female poster:
Lifetime Achievement Award: Graveflower

Netphorian of the Year 2007: alex bueche|e

RopeyLopey · 11-07-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

Nothing memorable happened in 2007; most boring Netphorian year ever.

Andrew Pakula met Billy Corgan.

sppunk · 11-07-2007, 08:54 PM

We've all met washed-up celebrities in the past, no reason that meeting is any different.

ravenguy2000 · 11-07-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

We've all met washed-up celebrities in the past, no reason that meeting is any different.

oh burrrnnnnnnn

??? · 11-07-2007, 08:57 PM

andrew meeting billy should've been like jesus seeing the burning bush or something.

waltermcphilp · 11-07-2007, 08:59 PM

i agree with cork_soaker as most attractive male, though Im Hardcore is a close contender.

Skipgo is not a new poster, she registered in 2005

oh no its bonnie for most attractive female? really?

toyschoketoys · 11-07-2007, 09:04 PM

when did randrew meet bolly ?

and when was this pit in the news

RopeyLopey · 11-07-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

when did randrew meet bolly ?

and when was this pit in the news

Pakula got VIP treatment during the festival Pumpkins were playing in Toronto in September. Free booze and bitches, too. Unfortunately for Andrew he brought his gf with him.

toyschoketoys · 11-07-2007, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

Pakula got VIP treatment during the festival Pumpkins were playing in Toronto in September. Free booze and bitches, too. Unfortunately for Andrew he brought his gf with him.

haha for what bring all us together ?
Fair enough, he put an effort into this place.

ravenguy2000 · 11-07-2007, 09:10 PM

Also, Andrew wanted to get one simple picture with Bills and he got denied.

wHATcOLOR · 11-07-2007, 09:10 PM

i always have such a hard time remembering... anyone mind reminiscing about some of the more memorable threads? it'd help jog the ol' memory

Mablak · 11-07-2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

"If we all work together this will be a great year" - F. Quinto

Let's not get all purple monkey dishwasher with the Quinto quote.

Hey guys,

The band asked me to reach out to everybody here. It really wasn’t cool that someone broke into the rehearsal space and stole those pictures. The band is going after that person with the full extent of the law. Those images are copyrighted, and if we all worked together and didn’t post them around the web, it would be great for everybody. The band will go after people that post those images around the web. Theft like this is puts the Pumpkins’ trust in their fans in jeopardy. They do not condone actions like this. If we can all work together, it will be a great year.

Thank you,
Frank Quinto

toyschoketoys · 11-07-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

Also, Andrew wanted to get one simple picture with Bills and he got denied.

thats fucking pish, he should of got pissed up and kicked billy bald twat up and down the place, i would pay money to see jimmy pull his arms off !

RopeyLopey · 11-07-2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

Also, Andrew wanted to get one simple picture with Bills and he got denied.

yeah, that was hilarious, too

wally · 11-07-2007, 09:32 PM

did the death of the rep system happen this year?

Esty · 11-07-2007, 09:36 PM

Yes, early jan/feb

wally · 11-07-2007, 09:43 PM

hands down the biggest event of the year

Crunchy Black · 11-07-2007, 09:44 PM

never forget, 7/7/07

monkeyfritters · 11-07-2007, 10:05 PM

the death of rep was some of the best times ever. we need to bring it back if only to let esty, future boy and bluestar (or whatever she was called) ruin it again.

SPZero · 11-07-2007, 10:10 PM

the triumphant return of SPZero?

Eulogy · 11-07-2007, 10:20 PM

i think these work better when they focus more on the members and not the posts. i don't really remember too many specific threads and posts.

11-07-2007, 08:18 PM	#1
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,658	Netphorian of the Year 2007 (Official) Unhappy 2007 everyone. submit your entries below and if it looks like its worth it then i guess we'll tally them up or something. "If we all work together this will be a great year" - F. Quinto Group 1: Best of Times, Worst of Timez Thread of the Year: Post of the Year (Special Honors): Hippest New Meme or Catchphrase: Most Notable Boarding Innovation: Best Flame/Flame War: Biggest Douchebag: Drama Queen 2007: Best/Worst Name Change: Most Notable Departure/Return: Group 2: Extra-Curricular Pursuits Best IRL Death: Best IRL Netphorian Event: Biggest Fail: Biggest Win: Group 3: I'm A Fucking Artist Best Avatar: Best Photoshop: Best Post/AV Contributor: Most Notable/Memorable/Influential Pic: Best Halloween Costume: Group 4: Hott Most Attractive Male Poster: Most Attractive Female Poster: Best New Look (IRL): Group 5: The Paul Hem Oscars Best SP Board Noob: Best New Poster: Worst New Poster: Best troll: Most improved poster: Best mod: Best overall male / female poster: Worst overall male / female poster: Lifetime Achievement Award: Netphorian of the Year 2007:

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11-07-2007, 08:25 PM	#2
FutureBoy Ownz Location: Owning Posts: 600	minimum years on lifetime achievement award consideration

11-07-2007, 08:27 PM	#3
Crunchy Black Banned Posts: 497	best overall female poster: ohnoitsbonnie best overall male poster: dean r koontz cant really think of serious competition for either of these

11-07-2007, 08:28 PM	#5
Crunchy Black Banned Posts: 497	in fact beyond those i cant really think of anyone or anything that deserves an award

11-07-2007, 08:30 PM	#6
Professor Fox Ownz Posts: 767	Foxtrot, hands down.

11-07-2007, 08:38 PM	#8
Warzaw Ownz Location: AVOIDANT PERSONALITY Posts: 655	Best New Poster: iceskater

11-07-2007, 08:38 PM	#9
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	Nothing memorable happened in 2007; most boring Netphorian year ever.

11-07-2007, 08:54 PM	#12
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	We've all met washed-up celebrities in the past, no reason that meeting is any different.

11-07-2007, 08:57 PM	#14
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,658	andrew meeting billy should've been like jesus seeing the burning bush or something.

11-07-2007, 08:59 PM	#15
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,137	i agree with cork_soaker as most attractive male, though Im Hardcore is a close contender. Skipgo is not a new poster, she registered in 2005 oh no its bonnie for most attractive female? really?

11-07-2007, 09:04 PM	#16
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	when did randrew meet bolly ? and when was this pit in the news

11-07-2007, 09:10 PM	#19
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	Also, Andrew wanted to get one simple picture with Bills and he got denied.

11-07-2007, 09:10 PM	#20
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,168	i always have such a hard time remembering... anyone mind reminiscing about some of the more memorable threads? it'd help jog the ol' memory

11-07-2007, 09:32 PM	#24
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	did the death of the rep system happen this year?

11-07-2007, 09:36 PM	#25
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,474	Yes, early jan/feb

11-07-2007, 09:43 PM	#26
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	hands down the biggest event of the year

11-07-2007, 09:44 PM	#27
Crunchy Black Banned Posts: 497	never forget, 7/7/07

11-07-2007, 10:05 PM	#28
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,662	the death of rep was some of the best times ever. we need to bring it back if only to let esty, future boy and bluestar (or whatever she was called) ruin it again.

11-07-2007, 10:10 PM	#29
SPZero Apocalyptic Poster Location: Chicago Posts: 1,408	the triumphant return of SPZero?

11-07-2007, 10:20 PM	#30
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	i think these work better when they focus more on the members and not the posts. i don't really remember too many specific threads and posts.