I constantly lose stuff

[Elphenor]

Like my wallet goes missing 3 times a day. And then my cell phone.
And if I actually find those my keys are missing.

I have to go buy headphones because I lost another pair.

Does anyone else have this problem?

[vixnix]

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[Starla]

Originally Posted by vixnix

http://img.cache.vevo.com/Content/Ve...E0FE8B80F6.jpg

beck was hot back then

[Elphenor]

I DONT GET IT

Unless that dude is like a pothead or something.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

get ur shit together elphy jesus fucking christ don't be such a loser oh where is me keys oh my i keep losing everything lol fucking hell oh where's me sunglasses they're somewhere in this bag but it'll take me half an hour of diggin before i can locate them very convenient such a bag i love my bag

[Elphenor]

I dont wear sunglasses

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I dont wear sunglasses

sunglasses, ipod, phone, keys, whatever

also, why don't you wear sunglasses? be kind to your eyes; protect

[Cool As Ice Cream]

next thing you know, you won't find your way home anymore, and you'll die in the desert and animals will eat your corpse and nature will be like there, that's what we do with losers, all done

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i don't like this path your on, son
you've got to change, man

[Cool As Ice Cream]

don't invest in sunglasses until you've got your shit together though. it would be a shame to lose them.

[Elphenor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYu-..._gdata_playere right now

[Cool As Ice Cream]

this date is doom

[Starla]

my mom used to lose her keys all of the time... and she'd pray to st. Anthony to help her find them. Finally my dad put a shelf with key hooks by the front door.

[sppunk]

Wish you'd lose your password to here.

[The exploding boy]

i used to but then i got my shit together. You have to make it an habit to always put things int he same place. It's hard but you have to do it. I come home, i put my keys on the key holder. I watch tv, i consciously make sure to out the remote in the same place every time. once i started conditioning myself to do things like that, well i still kinda lose things once in while but instead of it beign everyday its maybe like once a month.

By lose i mean lose inside the house though. More like misplace. I rarely lose things for good. But once like 4 years ago i lost my wallet with 1000$ in it. No shit. First and only time i ever lost my wallet, first and only time i ever had that much money in it (normally i never have more than 40 at most). I was a zombie for like two weeks. that's all the money i had to my name. My family helped me some but you know.... Best part...i got back my wallet through the post about two months later (if you drop a wallet with ID in a mailbox they try to get it back to you). No money of course... fucking teases.

[reprise85]

I'll second always putting everything in the same place. I still forget sometimes though.

[mxzombie]

put stuff in the same place or get a better memory, ya doofus!

[slunken]

I misplace my keys all da time

[Shallowed]

If I'm out of the house I always have to have three things; my keys, my wallet and my phone.

Sometimes while I'm driving I pat my pocket and have a mini freak out because my keys aren't there.

[Elphenor]

Wallet is still lost and I'm starving because I can't buy food.

I looked EVERYWHERE

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Wallet is still lost and I'm starving because I can't buy food.

I looked EVERYWHERE

then you must conclude that the wallet does not exist!

[Elphenor]

IM GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH

[Elphenor]

That's what I usually do.

Generally if I have to look for something for over an hour I'm probably never going to find it.

[The exploding boy]

You know aside from above scenario. i never put my money or cards in my wallet. They're always in a pocket of my shoulder bag/manpurse. There is no reason at home for me to ever remove them from there so i never misplace those things. Its better than a wallet which youll always have to at some point remove from your pants. Turns out women were onto something with this purse business. I've been using a shoulder bag for ten years, i never go anywhere without it and i would suggest anyone do the same. I even "hide" an extra set of housekeys in there in case i was ever out and lost my main one. It also comes in handy if i ever misplace my main set at home, i can use those until i find it again. It is also an option i'd suggest, make doubles of all keys and keep them safe somewhere.

I don't have any tips for phones though. I've never had a cell anyway so...

As for thing being missing for over an hour being generally gone, well, you do know about the other dimensions and portals right? Cause often that's what happens, your stuff goes into another dimension for some hours or days then turns up again.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

You know aside from above scenario. i never put my money or cards in my wallet. They're always in a pocket of my shoulder bag/manpurse. There is no reason at home for me to ever remove them from there so i never misplace those things. Its better than a wallet which youll always have to at some point remove from your pants. Turns out women were onto something with this purse business. I've been using a shoulder bag for ten years, i never go anywhere without it and i would suggest anyone do the same

Ha! Gayyyhhh

[The exploding boy]

My shoulder bag is not "gay". Its very manly. its black. Look:

http://media.cdn.impericon.com/media...festyle_lg.jpg


wait a minute...........................WHY IS SOME BLONDE GIRLIE GIRL USING MY TOTALLY MANLY SHOULDER BAG? Oh god, I AM gay, i will now have to burn it. Is nothing sacred anymore? i now will have to find myself a shoulder bag with naked women on it and maybe some motorcycle and flaming skulls.

[Elphenor]

"Flaming" skulls, yeah

In other news: I FOUND MY WALLET

[Elphenor]

I hate when people say: "It's always the last place you look"

Why would I keep looking after I found it?

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I hate when people say: "It's always the last place you look"

Why would I keep looking after I found it?

Because they really mean the last place that you would think to look.

I hate it when people say "Why would I keep looking after I found it?", I half expect canned laughter out of nowhere after hearing it.

[mxzombie]

insightful