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Old 10-18-2022, 07:05 PM   #1
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Default Who is handing out Fentanyl Candy for Halloween this year?

We are giving out full size candy bars this year. Snickers, Reese PB Cups, Starburst and Kinder Bueno. We will not be handing out fentynal candy, becuase nobody actually does that.

When I was a kid the police department in my neighborhood had a metal detector that parents could put their kid's candy through... to check for razor blades.

I remember hearing years ago that Crack was being slipped into halloween candy. And then for years it was "edible marijuana".

Now it's Fentynal. No one who's ever known a dealer or an addict would ever believe they'd just give their stash to random kids for free.

Your kid is more likely to be raped by your family members than ever get Fentynal hidden in candy.

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Every year around the middle of October, reporters start contacting me wanting to talk about rumors of contaminated Halloween treats.

That’s because I track media coverage of reported incidents of trick-or-treaters receiving razor blades in apples or pins and poison in candy bars. My data goes back to 1958, and my principal finding is simple: I can’t find any evidence that any child has ever been killed or seriously injured by a contaminated treat picked up in the course of trick-or-treating.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...nbow-fentanyl/

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Old 10-18-2022, 07:09 PM   #2
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Not me, but I will be passing out anthrax mail

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 07:11 PM   #3
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Not me, but I will be passing out anthrax mail
thankfully there's something we can always rely on

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 07:14 PM   #4
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Worse yet, I might only give out Smarties

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 07:32 PM   #5
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Weird Halloween memory:

Evangelical Christian guy was handing out little circular pieces of cardboard which he claimed was a "round tu-it." "Don't you always talk about how you are going to be a better person, going to make those positive changes, but not until you get around to it? Well now you have gotten a 'round tu-it,' so no more excuses!"

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 07:55 PM   #6
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i'm giving out full size candybars too but the kids got to grab them out of my pussy

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 08:06 PM   #7
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Worse yet, I might only give out Smarties
when i was in Jr High we would crush up smarties and snort them.

Good times!

 
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Old 10-18-2022, 08:38 PM   #8
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People in my middle school used to do that with spicy ramen noodle powder. Surprisingly, I was not one of them.

 
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Old 10-19-2022, 12:09 AM   #9
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when i was in Jr High we would crush up smarties and snort them.

Good times!
That sounds more dangerous than coke.

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:04 PM   #10
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Gen-X got psy-opped into thinking A) conservative Christian America was oppressing them and B) Halloween candy was being tampered with

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:06 PM   #11
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https://compactmag.com/article/why-gen-x-failed

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:07 PM   #12
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it's not all bad news - we also get credit for "walking away"

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:13 PM   #13
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The last generation to experience childhood without the internet, we depended on radio, television, and computer games to get us out of boredom (remember that?). We ran about without phones, parents only vaguely knowing where we were, and couldn’t wait to be adults, downing alcopop after alcopop in our quest for some mythical freedom. In hindsight, these were clearly a bid by Big Alcohol to bridge the soda-to-booze market, and to tip sugar-addicted kids onto the harder stuff, as well as steal back some of the market from ’90s fave MDMA, which generally induces its users to drink water instead.

We lived through the End of History, watching the Cold War dissolve in real time into one great spiritual global and eternal McDonald’s. Blue Jeans and Democracy Forever. No more wars (pfft!), just an endless pick ’n’ mix of identities, products, and self-chosen values. Little did we suspect that 20 years later, Sandra from h.r. would be firing us for failing to adhere to the latest update to the cultural software, or that the compassion that was supposed to be at the heart of ’90s “political correctness” would be weaponized as part of a regime loyalty test. Postmodernism bites, I guess.
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Old 10-21-2022, 08:38 PM   #14
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"Did somebody mention fentanyl?"

 
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Old 10-22-2022, 01:31 PM   #15
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well, that's in poor taste

 
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Old 10-25-2022, 12:26 PM   #16
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"Did somebody mention fentanyl?"
don't ass me to spell

 
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Old 11-02-2022, 09:48 PM   #17
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we had approximately 180 trick-or-treaters last night. gave out 200 full size candy bars, skittles, and sour patch kids. An entire team of 10 yr old boys in their little league uniforms came twice, and lied the second time saying they'd not been here before. We gave them candy anyway.

 
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We legitimately accidentally went to a couple houses twice because I got us fucking lost for about 10 minutes and thought I was on the other side of the street. Apparently I don't know my neighborhood in the dark.

 
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They still gave her candy

 
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She only received one prayer sheet this year!

 
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Old 11-02-2022, 10:19 PM   #21
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She only received one prayer sheet this year!
I'll pray for her if you want. I pray to Satan every day

 
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Can never have enough positive vibes

 
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