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10-18-2022, 07:05 PM | #1 | |
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Who is handing out Fentanyl Candy for Halloween this year?
We are giving out full size candy bars this year. Snickers, Reese PB Cups, Starburst and Kinder Bueno. We will not be handing out fentynal candy, becuase nobody actually does that.
When I was a kid the police department in my neighborhood had a metal detector that parents could put their kid's candy through... to check for razor blades. I remember hearing years ago that Crack was being slipped into halloween candy. And then for years it was "edible marijuana". Now it's Fentynal. No one who's ever known a dealer or an addict would ever believe they'd just give their stash to random kids for free. Your kid is more likely to be raped by your family members than ever get Fentynal hidden in candy. Quote:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...nbow-fentanyl/ Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 10-18-2022 at 07:10 PM. |
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10-18-2022, 07:09 PM | #2 |
Braindead
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Not me, but I will be passing out anthrax mail
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10-18-2022, 07:11 PM | #3 |
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10-18-2022, 07:14 PM | #4 |
Braindead
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Worse yet, I might only give out Smarties
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10-18-2022, 07:32 PM | #5 |
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Weird Halloween memory:
Evangelical Christian guy was handing out little circular pieces of cardboard which he claimed was a "round tu-it." "Don't you always talk about how you are going to be a better person, going to make those positive changes, but not until you get around to it? Well now you have gotten a 'round tu-it,' so no more excuses!" |
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10-18-2022, 07:55 PM | #6 |
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i'm giving out full size candybars too but the kids got to grab them out of my pussy
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10-18-2022, 08:06 PM | #7 |
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10-18-2022, 08:38 PM | #8 |
Braindead
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People in my middle school used to do that with spicy ramen noodle powder. Surprisingly, I was not one of them.
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10-19-2022, 12:09 AM | #9 |
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10-21-2022, 07:04 PM | #10 |
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Gen-X got psy-opped into thinking A) conservative Christian America was oppressing them and B) Halloween candy was being tampered with
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10-21-2022, 07:06 PM | #11 |
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10-21-2022, 07:07 PM | #12 |
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it's not all bad news - we also get credit for "walking away"
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10-21-2022, 07:13 PM | #13 | |
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Quote:
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10-21-2022, 08:38 PM | #14 |
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"Did somebody mention fentanyl?" |
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10-22-2022, 01:31 PM | #15 |
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well, that's in poor taste
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10-25-2022, 12:26 PM | #16 |
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11-02-2022, 09:48 PM | #17 |
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we had approximately 180 trick-or-treaters last night. gave out 200 full size candy bars, skittles, and sour patch kids. An entire team of 10 yr old boys in their little league uniforms came twice, and lied the second time saying they'd not been here before. We gave them candy anyway.
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11-02-2022, 10:15 PM | #18 |
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We legitimately accidentally went to a couple houses twice because I got us fucking lost for about 10 minutes and thought I was on the other side of the street. Apparently I don't know my neighborhood in the dark.
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11-02-2022, 10:15 PM | #19 |
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They still gave her candy
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11-02-2022, 10:16 PM | #20 |
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She only received one prayer sheet this year!
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11-02-2022, 10:19 PM | #21 |
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11-02-2022, 11:49 PM | #22 |
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Can never have enough positive vibes
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