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Old 12-03-2007, 10:42 PM   #31
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im really going to have to disagree with this statement. not to be a narcissist. mwahaha.
most of us then. and certainly not duovamp. if you have images of some women you've porked that are better looking than jennifer love hewitt duovamp, feel free to post them

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:42 PM   #32
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i'd hit it, but only because she's a celeb.
duovamp's thoughts, minus his life story

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM   #33
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Again, I said in her current state.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM   #34
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You'd think with all the ghosts she talks to, just one of them could be like a dead aerobics instructor or a sales rep for "Bally Total Fitness." Hell, even a late Jenny Craig counselor... somebody?!?!

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM   #35
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you're bordering on the insane. you look like a rat duovamp

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:44 PM   #36
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you're bordering on the insane. you look like a rat duovamp
-Coming from dean_r_koontz

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:45 PM   #37
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man posting comments from blogs is fun.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:46 PM   #38
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duovamps dad is a rich lawyer. he drive a BMW ZTX 390 and lives in a mansion. of course he can get nice looking girls to show him affection

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:49 PM   #39
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i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:50 PM   #40
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but i never thought i'd see the day when i would not be jealous of her body

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Old 12-03-2007, 10:50 PM   #41
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we got to move these microwave ovens

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:51 PM   #42
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i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.
He says these things all the time, especially about my father being a lawyer and me driving a BMW- both of which are not true.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:52 PM   #43
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mama take this toolbelt offa me
not gonna need it anymore

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:52 PM   #44
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lol

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:53 PM   #45
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Yep, any woman who thinks she looks okay must be a fatty. And any man who wants to hit that is either gay or has a thing for beached whales. Sound about right, 15-year-old boys?

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:53 PM   #46
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She should start doing that Barbie workout she did when she was little!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/B...ie/Barbie.html

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:54 PM   #47
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She doesn't look bad compared to most US women because most US women are fat asses! Women of that size are not enviro-friendly!

She should change her name to Jennifer Loves To-eat-it. Man, her boyfriend is gonna need a dump truck when he dumps her fat ass.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:55 PM   #48
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OH SHIT! She's only 28.

Well then-- HOW HORRIFIC!!! HOW DISGUSTING! MY EYES! MY EYES! THERE IS BARELY AN EXCUSE FOR THAT AT HER AGE! JUST A TEENSY WEENSY EXCUSE BUT NOT MUCH!

Drop the donuts!!! Look, there goes a ghost! It's headed towards the gym! Spooky! Go get 'em girl!

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:13 PM   #49
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Yeah, I'll agree, unless we're assuming that she's still a celebrity. I think the difficulty would be that I'd need to be famous (not infamous, as I currently am) in order to get her attention. However if we had an average girl who looked just like she does now, I would not even waste my time talking to her because I'd be aiming significantly higher. Needless to say I wouldn't (and haven't) dated anybody as bad looking as she currently is. I'm sure if dean_r_koontz couldn't get a chick that must mean nobody else could, though.
for someone that knows everything about Warhammer 40k and everything nerdy and who posts on this board constantly you have really unrealistic standards. if you're into bags of bones then that's good for you but it's really hilarious to read your thoughts on what "good looking" is. how many of these girls that meet your high standards want anything to do with you?

i never thought i'd see the day when someone else looks like a bigger chauvinist than nimrod but congratulations.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:15 PM   #50
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j. love usually looks abnormally skinny, like she starves herself. she's got a big rack and she's skinny all over: that ain't right.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:18 PM   #51
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if you're into bags of bones
That about sums it up.

 
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:18 PM   #52
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you make me sick in every possible way

 
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