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Old 11-15-2013, 10:36 AM   #31
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guys who prefer shaved cunt should have to shave their shit too

it comes down to this, if you're getting laid by someone who can tolerate you, you don't have much to complain about

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:33 PM   #32
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i cleared my pm box - resend it.
oooh boy you're gonna get me in trouble!

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:51 PM   #33
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guys who prefer shaved cunt should have to shave their shit too

it comes down to this, if you're getting laid by someone who can tolerate you, you don't have much to complain about
I do shave everything.





Everything.

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:54 PM   #34
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even your eyeballs?

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 01:58 PM   #35
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Especially the eye balls.

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:41 PM   #36
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oooh boy you're gonna get me in trouble!
kekekeke

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 04:59 PM   #37
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Let's simplify this. What's your preference?

a) Bald Eagle

b) Runway

c) Wolfman


Bald eagle for me 24/7 (except when I'm traveling maybe lol) .. I prefer keeping myself as clean and shaven as possible

 
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:06 PM   #38
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Shut the fuck up, pecker head. The only bald eagle you get is when your bald uncle sits on your face

 
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Old 11-22-2013, 12:40 PM   #39
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marsupial could have been a girl.

 
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Old 11-22-2013, 12:42 PM   #40
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It was Christopher wilson

 
Old 11-22-2013, 12:48 PM   #41
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then i was right.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 02:29 PM   #42
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God damn fearmabilarie, you pervert.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 02:41 PM   #43
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i answer the initial question posed in the title of the thread:

hopefully never.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:25 PM   #44
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so because i'm a big ol' hairball i gotta accept someone equally as hairy or shave

is that the deal

because i don't mind a little bit of muff but it gets too hairy that is offensive to my social conditioning gleaned from porno sites

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:38 PM   #45
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why are ladies expected to be coy about their facial hair and pay big bucks to get it ripped out or bleached?

they should advertise to us the way men are about the face on their hair.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:56 PM   #46
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settle down there frida

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 04:17 PM   #47
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face waxing isnt that bad

 
Old 11-26-2013, 06:34 PM   #48
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they should advertise to us the way men are about the face on their hair.
What is this broken English?

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 07:32 PM   #49
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AY YO SLUNK WHY DA FUKK U AXIN ABOUT BROKE ASS ENGLISH

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 08:57 PM   #50
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I'm a huge racist obviously.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:09 PM   #51
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white man! white man!!!!

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:09 PM   #52
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how dare you white man

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:26 PM   #53
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I shave it all. Including my legs. I wouldn't expect of my lover what I wouldn't do myself

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:49 PM   #54
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my lover
Vomit

 
Old 11-26-2013, 09:58 PM   #55
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If I weren't so drunk right now I'd vom too.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:17 PM   #56
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men need to work on growing more body hair, maybe get pelts applied weekly to legs, arms and chests. enhance those secondary sex traits boys

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:20 PM   #57
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Nah that hair is mad obsolete yo.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:29 PM   #58
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who made us think all of this is gross is what i want to know

the only answer is the white man

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:34 PM   #59
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Yeah either white men or like reptiles because they don't have hair.

Or maybe hair is what gross-ass animals have and we're better than them. Because I shower and I wear clothing and those two things are unnatural as fuck.

 
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:35 PM   #60
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Like why you driving a car and not walking? Humans aren't meant to move 65 mph.

 
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