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06-08-2023, 07:48 AM | #4711 |
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I’ve been to Paris once and stayed on the left bank. it smelled like piss and vomit
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06-08-2023, 11:03 AM | #4712 |
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My entire life growing up, every time I lit a candle I would be assaulted with comments about the house burning down and now I'm traumatized and can't relax and enjoy them. I have a six piece set of fancy electric candles, but obviously it's not the same.
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06-08-2023, 11:12 AM | #4713 |
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My younger critter's first word is "up!" She will be 1 next week.
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06-08-2023, 11:35 AM | #4714 |
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06-08-2023, 11:52 AM | #4715 |
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My oldest's first word was "mama." This one doesn't want to be put down, so it makes sense! She can say "mama" but I think it's only babbling. Though maybe I'm not giving her enough credit and it's actually an entire dissertation.
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06-08-2023, 11:58 AM | #4716 | |
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those candle scents are raunchy |
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06-08-2023, 07:24 PM | #4717 | |
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And I'm saying this as someone who can't walk down the detergent aisle without my eyes watering. |
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06-08-2023, 07:25 PM | #4718 |
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That said I still buy a couple Christmas candles around the holidays because it's cozy. Kinda nostalgic for that synthetic pine.
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06-09-2023, 12:36 AM | #4719 |
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i've no idea what you're talking about. i don't know people like that and xmas smells always stink
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06-09-2023, 12:58 AM | #4720 |
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They usually smell like mint but in the mouthwash way
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06-09-2023, 06:01 AM | #4721 |
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happy 7k to me
in celebration i'll be making my own candles & cookies feel free to request |
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06-09-2023, 02:49 PM | #4722 |
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Congrats!
Where should I mail the celebratory anal beads? |
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06-09-2023, 02:50 PM | #4723 |
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They usually smell like mint but in the mouthwash way
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06-09-2023, 02:51 PM | #4724 |
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That said I still buy a couple Christmas candles around the holidays because they're cozy.
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06-09-2023, 02:52 PM | #4725 |
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Or, I guess snug would be a more appropriate term.
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06-09-2023, 02:54 PM | #4726 |
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Yeah, the first time I tried using a Yankee candle it gave me a wicked headache, amongst other aches, IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN!
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06-09-2023, 02:55 PM | #4727 |
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They didn't tell me you're supposed to take the glass lid off first.
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06-09-2023, 02:57 PM | #4728 |
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Oh, my bad, it wasn't actually an official Yankee Candle. It was this one:
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06-09-2023, 03:55 PM | #4729 |
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Put anotha sticka butta innit
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06-09-2023, 04:12 PM | #4730 |
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06-09-2023, 04:13 PM | #4731 |
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fuck was that your joke, sorry
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06-09-2023, 04:21 PM | #4732 |
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06-09-2023, 04:22 PM | #4733 |
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06-09-2023, 04:23 PM | #4734 |
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06-09-2023, 04:27 PM | #4735 | |
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06-09-2023, 06:19 PM | #4736 |
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Right, it's like how I associate the smell of a peach tart with the pangs of 27 rams.
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06-09-2023, 10:01 PM | #4737 |
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Every so often I succumb to the delusion that I am one of those moms/wives who lights scented candles at home. I have one scented candle that someone gave to me for Christmas in 2021. I’ve lit it less than ten times because each time the smell makes me feel ill. I think it’s oil based as well. So I’m essentially filling my house with petrochemical fumes. I feel unsettled every time I light it, and when I can’t take it any more, I snuff it out and then open the windows for fresh air
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06-09-2023, 10:10 PM | #4738 |
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at what point in this thread was a "pussy candle" joke made
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06-09-2023, 10:14 PM | #4739 |
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I looked it up and apparently it’s soy. But I just don’t like it
I like the look of your candle though Ram. I want to get one now, and see if it’s any better |
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06-09-2023, 11:01 PM | #4740 |
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I'm fond of diffusers, but essential oils are too expensive and also apparently a lot of them are not great to breathe in (I haven't done my research on which ones are good or bad). I just kinda default to lavender because citrus scents just smell like cleaning products and I'd rather just use incense for scents like patchouli or sandalwood and that stuff.
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