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Old 11-15-2022, 06:08 AM   #1
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Default I'm sorry all here I'M JUST TRYING TO CONFIRM REALITY

I'm just sorry.

For everything.

All the Nazi stuff, all the misogynistic songs I wrote about all the pussy related bitches here, the fucking dumb small dick guys trying to champion those little chunks of flesh pushing out to just spill pre-come into their jeans, in front of their mother, hoping that she will finally notice that pulsating cock just for mommy, that bitch who looks at that small hard cock, completely ready for all the small dick accusations to fly:

LOOK man,

IT'S FINALLY TIME WE ALL ADMIT THE TRUTH:

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 06:10 AM   #2
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I'm just sorry.

For everything.

All the Nazi stuff, all the misogynistic songs I wrote about all the pussy related bitches here, the fucking dumb small dick guys trying to champion those little chunks of flesh pushing out to just spill pre-come into their jeans, in front of their mother, hoping that she will finally notice that pulsating cock just for mommy, that bitch who looks at that small hard cock, completely ready for all the small dick accusations to fly:

LOOK man,

IT'S FINALLY TIME WE ALL ADMIT THE TRUTH:
Whoa I gotta talk to the therapist about this shit.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 06:11 AM   #3
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Whoa I gotta talk to the therapist about this shit.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Okay gonna be honest I have jacked off to...

FUCK, I'M BEING TOLD THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 08:22 AM   #4
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No, you've come to the right place. Plasse continue

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 03:22 PM   #5
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ok, but can you please tell me whether or not I'm racist?

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 03:32 PM   #6
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really need to know before this weekend if possible, I have some plans I made need to cancel

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 04:11 PM   #7
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ok, slunken

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 05:28 PM   #8
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really need to know before this weekend if possible, I have some plans I made need to cancel
[Note: put finalized joke about being cancelled for being racist here] Haha, am I right?

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 05:28 PM   #9
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Fuck, I didn't mean to hit submit yet! Fuck!

 
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Old 11-15-2022, 07:14 PM   #10
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Raunchy stuff, daddy


Me likely

 
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Old 11-19-2022, 09:00 PM   #11
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we're all friends here

 
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Old 11-22-2022, 05:56 AM   #12
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shit fuckers can type

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 08:57 PM   #13
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i am also trying to confirm reality.

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 09:58 PM   #14
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Scientists have already disconfirmed reality.

Find out more in my "Reality OWNED with facts and logic" video.

 
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Old 11-23-2022, 10:20 PM   #15
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first i tried falling in love but it broke my heart. then i tried masterbation but it broke my dick. next up SSRIs

 
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Old 11-25-2022, 07:27 AM   #16
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colon cleanse

 
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