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Old 08-23-2007, 08:17 PM   #1
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:18 PM   #2
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i'll have a magnum of benedictine

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:19 PM   #3
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one gallon of molten platinum my good man

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:20 PM   #4
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trashcan full of everclear

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:20 PM   #5
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A can of varnish.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:22 PM   #6
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a cup of bardy's underboob sweat

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:23 PM   #7
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Sorry ravenguy, we're fresh out.

I can, however, offer you the fresh unerboob sweat of KrazeeStacee after a dance performance.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:24 PM   #8
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No loss, that stuff will rot your brain.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:26 PM   #9
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A single plum, floating in a tophat filled to the brim with perfume

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:27 PM   #10
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one of everything.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:30 PM   #11
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I can, however, offer you the fresh unerboob sweat of KrazeeStacee after a dance performance.
Pure bongwater.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:30 PM   #12
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its my last day at this job, its 12:30pm, and i've been drinking since 9. Yep, this is living the high life

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 08:31 PM   #13
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drinks are on me, in me

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:12 PM   #14
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can I just get the entire top shelf? Throw it all in a blender with some orange juice and grenadine and some ice, and I want one of those umbrella thingies too.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:22 PM   #15
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ill have a milk

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:23 PM   #16
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http://asuartmuseum.asu.edu/cuba/vomit.jpg

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:29 PM   #17
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adios motherfucker

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:41 PM   #18
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a mojito with fresh mint and a sugar cane stick please

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:19 PM   #19
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Some hair and glue on the rocks, please. Can you slip a roofie into it for me, too? Thaaaanks.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:32 PM   #20
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Two apple martinis, gov'nah.

 
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:49 PM   #21
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cyanide for you and a glass of red wine for me, please. i never drink alone.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:40 AM   #22
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Some hair and glue on the rocks, please. Can you slip a roofie into it for me, too? Thaaaanks.
atta girl

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:50 AM   #23
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I can, however, offer you the fresh unerboob sweat of KrazeeStacee after a dance performance.
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you guys make me warm and fuzzy.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:37 AM   #24
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let me get 15 cheeseburgers

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:38 AM   #25
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On second though, I'll have some redbull

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:39 AM   #26
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change my order to bonnies vag fluids, shaken not stirred

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:40 AM   #27
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I'll have a sazerac myself

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:55 AM   #28
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a thimble of brine, please

 
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