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02-20-2020, 11:28 AM | #31 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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So, that coronavirus. Quite a virus, huh.
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02-20-2020, 11:28 AM | #32 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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It's like, a disease, right?
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02-20-2020, 11:35 AM | #33 | |
Janis Jopleybird
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So…we agree and can be nice? This isn't how I pictured this going frankly |
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02-20-2020, 01:17 PM | #34 |
Minion of Satan
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I'm currently working on a thread for each problem in existence.
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02-20-2020, 01:58 PM | #35 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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white people are exposed to 17% less pollution than what their consumption generates while blacks and latinos are exposed to 56% and 63% MORE! white people, please stop littering, eating meat, going to walmart, and buying things off amazon. you're giving us all asthma. basta!
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02-20-2020, 01:58 PM | #36 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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this is thread for problems, right?
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02-20-2020, 02:06 PM | #37 |
Minion of Satan
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how am I supposed to stop buying from Amazon with that damned Netphorian Amazon Link always staring me in the face?
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02-20-2020, 02:07 PM | #38 | |
Socialphobic
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02-20-2020, 03:28 PM | #39 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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This and getting hit by an asteroid were always my greatest fears. Trying to ignore the inevitable at this point. 2020’s been lit so far.
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02-20-2020, 03:34 PM | #40 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Mine is getting skinned alive and, honestly, things aren't looking too good for me there either
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02-20-2020, 03:35 PM | #41 |
Janis Jopleybird
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If you, like many, were worried about being able to buy as many pairs of AirPods as you like in the coming months, have no fear:
Apple moving production from China to Taiwan due to Wuhan coronavirus |
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02-20-2020, 03:36 PM | #42 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Oh well then we’re good!
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02-20-2020, 04:14 PM | #43 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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02-20-2020, 04:25 PM | #44 |
Minion of Satan
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Blunt force trauma to the general skull region and buried alive in a coffin rank fairly highly amongst my least preferred methods of dying.
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02-20-2020, 04:26 PM | #45 |
Minion of Satan
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I guess I'd be cool with the former so long as it's a solid whack that does the job in a single go. It's the idea of consecutive blows and a sort of cumulative deathening effect that puts me off.
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02-20-2020, 05:24 PM | #46 | ||
Minion of Satan
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Burning to death i bet sucks too, imagine smelling the meaty aroma of your own cracklin skins as u turn into bbq all the way to hell |
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02-20-2020, 05:32 PM | #47 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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the most dangerous time for a woman is after breaking up with a man when those things are most likely to occur
i dunno what scares men so much about blunt force trauma |
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02-20-2020, 05:57 PM | #48 |
Minion of Satan
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I think it's the idea of gradually losing awareness and possibly noticing the effect, if you know what I mean. It'd be like losing yourself (but not in the Eminem sense) and it creeps me out to even think about it.
Is it really a male thing? |
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02-20-2020, 05:59 PM | #49 |
real estate cowboy
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fuckin tim
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02-20-2020, 06:15 PM | #50 |
Socialphobic
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fuckin crackers
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02-20-2020, 06:24 PM | #51 |
Socialphobic
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Follow the Netphoria Amazon.com link for an excellent deal on "flushable" wipes and styrofoam plates.
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02-20-2020, 06:26 PM | #52 |
Minion of Satan
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I think slow, painful deaths are scarier than getting the kind of impact that would at least knock you out.
Things like gradually experiencing your body resist your once effortless commands, as in through cancer or a degenerative disease. Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva sounds particularly ghastly. I'm sure drowning doesn't take that long, but it probably feels like an eternity. I'm more scared of living through blunt trauma only to suffer debilitating brain damage and being rendered unable to feed myself or go to the bathroom on my own than of the trauma itself. |
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02-20-2020, 07:24 PM | #53 |
Minion of Satan
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Isn’t drowning supposed to be scary but then real nice? After u give in or whatever
Or is that just some bull crap i picked up from the movies or wherever |
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02-20-2020, 07:27 PM | #54 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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men most fear from women being laughed at while women most fear being raped or killed by men. be scared of blunt force trauma all you want, dudes.
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02-20-2020, 07:29 PM | #55 |
Minion of Satan
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hold my BREATH as i wish for DEATH
please god take me! |
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02-20-2020, 07:29 PM | #56 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-20-2020, 07:30 PM | #57 |
Minion of Satan
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02-20-2020, 07:31 PM | #58 |
Minion of Satan
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my greatest fear is having my posts broken while making sick Metallica references
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02-20-2020, 07:31 PM | #59 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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typical male reaction
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02-20-2020, 07:31 PM | #60 |
full of longing
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