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07-03-2022, 06:55 AM | #1 |
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cob hate thread
i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field
and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW? it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit. like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische? |
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07-03-2022, 10:23 AM | #2 |
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I can't deal with eating corn on the cob. Too unpleasant. I hack the corn off with a knife and I'm happy.
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07-03-2022, 12:36 PM | #3 |
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i had a boss once who said, in front of an office full of ladies, "the corn industry has got this country by the BALLS"
we all looked down to check if we had balls and if so, was there corn |
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07-03-2022, 02:55 PM | #4 |
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my brother was killed by a cob. Fuck all cobs
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07-03-2022, 08:28 PM | #5 |
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07-03-2022, 09:27 PM | #6 |
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cob is also an old word for spider - hence cobwebs
sounds way more creepy than spider imo for some reason |
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07-04-2022, 03:57 PM | #7 |
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07-04-2022, 04:24 PM | #8 |
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IS THAT A CORN FIELD?
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07-04-2022, 06:23 PM | #9 |
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yea but ARE YOU READY???!@!!!!!
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07-05-2022, 05:13 AM | #10 |
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07-05-2022, 05:19 AM | #11 |
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See what I mean you can't go right with corn
You just can't *burp* Fuck corn |
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07-05-2022, 07:58 PM | #12 |
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07-06-2022, 01:35 PM | #13 |
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I will never understand people who like it when somebody leaks hot mayonaise squirts over their food like that
it's usually the worst in barista-owned sushi restaurants |
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07-06-2022, 03:43 PM | #14 |
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mayonesa is generally a nasty condiment--hey, get off my sandwich! but it absolutely belongs on elote
used to get those all the time at traders village, but it's much less messy in a cup |
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07-06-2022, 03:48 PM | #15 |
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MAYONNAISE ON SUSHI, THOUGH? I don't believe that!
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07-06-2022, 04:09 PM | #16 |
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corn is fuckin great. but around here they just grow corn for industrial processing and commercial feed. they let it dry on the stalk. what a shame.
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07-12-2022, 06:34 PM | #17 |
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07-12-2022, 07:40 PM | #18 |
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07-13-2022, 04:57 PM | #19 |
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eel sauce is the best
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09-18-2022, 11:26 AM | #20 |
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I had a corn cob pipe in college. weed. 2kewl4skool, y’all.
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09-18-2022, 03:38 PM | #21 |
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I had one of those. I totally hated it.
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09-18-2022, 04:20 PM | #22 |
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There’s a house across the street from my work, and these people have their yard filled with corn. In a suburban neighborhood. I’m filled with blood rage every time I see it. I know you aren’t going to eat all that corn, shitheads
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09-18-2022, 08:23 PM | #23 |
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have a corntastic day, everyone.
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09-18-2022, 11:20 PM | #24 |
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09-19-2022, 06:00 AM | #25 |
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One of my kids puts kewpie mayo on just about everything he eats, it’s becoming obscene
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09-19-2022, 06:00 AM | #26 |
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Sweet corn: the best thing in life. I grew up in a house about a hundred feet from a cornfield, and every evening we’d put the water on to boil, then pick the corn and husk it as we walked rapidly toward the house and chuck it in and dish up the chicken and say a prayer and out came the corn, on went the butter and salt, eight minutes flat from stalk to mouth, and when you ate sweet corn, life had nothing better to offer. You’d been to the top. That’s how it’ll be in heaven, I’m sure.
Oh we thank you dear Lord for this good good life And thanks for the day we were born And the gifts you have given, especially these heavenly String beans, tomatoes and corn. |
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09-19-2022, 06:24 AM | #27 |
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From stalk to mouth
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09-19-2022, 10:33 AM | #28 |
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the most annoying person in this thread has definitely been ryan aka redbreegull
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09-19-2022, 11:50 AM | #29 |
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09-19-2022, 11:54 AM | #30 |
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Who the hell has only one type of cheese? Currently working with 7 over here, they're all important.
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