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Old 07-03-2022, 06:55 AM   #1
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i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field

and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW?

it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit.

like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische?

 
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Old 07-03-2022, 10:23 AM   #2
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I can't deal with eating corn on the cob. Too unpleasant. I hack the corn off with a knife and I'm happy.

 
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Old 07-03-2022, 12:36 PM   #3
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i had a boss once who said, in front of an office full of ladies, "the corn industry has got this country by the BALLS"

we all looked down to check if we had balls and if so, was there corn

 
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Old 07-03-2022, 02:55 PM   #4
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my brother was killed by a cob. Fuck all cobs

 
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Old 07-03-2022, 08:28 PM   #5
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Old 07-03-2022, 09:27 PM   #6
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cob is also an old word for spider - hence cobwebs

sounds way more creepy than spider imo for some reason

 
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Old 07-04-2022, 03:57 PM   #7
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Old 07-04-2022, 04:24 PM   #8
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IS THAT A CORN FIELD?


 
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Old 07-04-2022, 06:23 PM   #9
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yea but ARE YOU READY???!@!!!!!

 
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Old 07-05-2022, 05:13 AM   #10
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Old 07-05-2022, 05:19 AM   #11
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See what I mean you can't go right with corn

You just can't *burp*

Fuck corn

 
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Old 07-05-2022, 07:58 PM   #12
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Old 07-06-2022, 01:35 PM   #13
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I will never understand people who like it when somebody leaks hot mayonaise squirts over their food like that

it's usually the worst in barista-owned sushi restaurants

 
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Old 07-06-2022, 03:43 PM   #14
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mayonesa is generally a nasty condiment--hey, get off my sandwich! but it absolutely belongs on elote






used to get those all the time at traders village, but it's much less messy in a cup

 
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Old 07-06-2022, 03:48 PM   #15
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MAYONNAISE ON SUSHI, THOUGH? I don't believe that!

 
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Old 07-06-2022, 04:09 PM   #16
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corn is fuckin great. but around here they just grow corn for industrial processing and commercial feed. they let it dry on the stalk. what a shame.

 
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Old 07-12-2022, 06:34 PM   #17
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Old 07-12-2022, 07:40 PM   #18
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MAYONNAISE ON SUSHI, THOUGH? I don't believe that!
It's "spicy mayo" but it still ruins every piece it touches. Eel sauce is far superior.

 
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Old 07-13-2022, 04:57 PM   #19
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eel sauce is the best

 
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Old 09-18-2022, 11:26 AM   #20
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I had a corn cob pipe in college. weed. 2kewl4skool, y’all.

 
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I had one of those. I totally hated it.

 
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Old 09-18-2022, 04:20 PM   #22
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There’s a house across the street from my work, and these people have their yard filled with corn. In a suburban neighborhood. I’m filled with blood rage every time I see it. I know you aren’t going to eat all that corn, shitheads

 
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Old 09-18-2022, 08:23 PM   #23
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have a corntastic day, everyone.

 
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I had one of those. I totally hated it.
Oh it was completely useless.

 
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Old 09-19-2022, 06:00 AM   #25
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One of my kids puts kewpie mayo on just about everything he eats, it’s becoming obscene

 
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Sweet corn: the best thing in life. I grew up in a house about a hundred feet from a cornfield, and every evening we’d put the water on to boil, then pick the corn and husk it as we walked rapidly toward the house and chuck it in and dish up the chicken and say a prayer and out came the corn, on went the butter and salt, eight minutes flat from stalk to mouth, and when you ate sweet corn, life had nothing better to offer. You’d been to the top. That’s how it’ll be in heaven, I’m sure.

Oh we thank you dear Lord for this good good life
And thanks for the day we were born
And the gifts you have given, especially these heavenly
String beans, tomatoes and corn.

 
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From stalk to mouth

 
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Old 09-19-2022, 10:33 AM   #28
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the most annoying person in this thread has definitely been ryan aka redbreegull

 
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One of my kids puts kewpie mayo on just about everything he eats, it’s becoming obscene
I love it but not for everything so then i have two different types of mayo in the fridge like I’m some oligarch or something.

And at least 4 different types of cheese.

 
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Who the hell has only one type of cheese? Currently working with 7 over here, they're all important.

 
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