You Know I'm Chat Thread

[Hey!]

Hey! Shut up, asshole!

[yo soy el mejor]

i am want to say us something

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by TheAlter

How about instead of some godawful italian-sounding you take a picture of an american staple for us, like Eggs Benedict for example. I'd be genuinely interested in that.

Make american food great again, Plans

I hate Eggs Benedict, and "tuny noody cass," so you'll have to take that request elsewhere

[yo soy el mejor]

the sound of tuna noodle is so gross! it's gloopy

an egg benny is good, but i prefer them at home rather than out. apparently poached eggs are easy to fuck up and raw egg whites aren't very appetizing so we just gotta do it ourselves. i make a mean hollandaise.

[yo soy el mejor]

shrimp and polenta with collard greens. i must've been real proud cause it's the only pic of food on my phone

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

the sound of tuna noodle is so gross! it's gloopy

how dare you

[slunken]

another dish i got from a 1960s church lady cookbook is 1 pack of frozen veggies, 1/2 cup of sour cream, a can of cream of chicken (or whatever), 3 cups of cooked rice, and 2 cups of shredded chicken or turkey

you wanna talk about gloop?

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

the sound of tuna noodle is so gross! it's gloopy

an egg benny is good, but i prefer them at home rather than out. apparently poached eggs are easy to fuck up and raw egg whites aren't very appetizing so we just gotta do it ourselves. i make a mean hollandaise.

I love how it's an American dish with Canadian bacon and French hollandaise. Says it all about US food culture.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by slunken

another dish i got from a 1960s church lady cookbook is 1 pack of frozen veggies, 1/2 cup of sour cream, a can of cream of chicken (or whatever), 3 cups of cooked rice, and 2 cups of shredded chicken or turkey

you wanna talk about gloop?

Thanksgiving dinner is like 5 kinds of gloop all running together with some turkey on the plate somewhere.

[slunken]

Only two things I gripe with my family about are on Thanksgiving. My aunt makes a sweet potato dish that is basically a sweet potato pie without the crust and tries to pass it off as not a dessert. And my grandma makes a jello salad that because it has the word salad in the name insists it should be eaten before dinner like a salad and not what it is - which is another dessert.

[slunken]

Personally still haven't perfected the elusive but simple green bean casserole to tell the truth

[yo soy el mejor]

my green bean casserole is off the chain.



k man coming up with new flavor profiles

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

my green bean casserole is off the chain.

got any secrets to share? mine's not bad but i'm just never 100% happy with it.

i've tried different sized pans, i add worcestershire, i double bake...

do you cook it thin and flat or go for a loaf-style pan?

[yo soy el mejor]

i use a square 8x8 or so ceramic dish so i guess more flat than a loaf. i've used this recipe every year but have made small variations here and there:

https://www.aveggieventure.com/2006/...casserole.html

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by slunken

Only two things I gripe with my family about are on Thanksgiving. My aunt makes a sweet potato dish that is basically a sweet potato pie without the crust and tries to pass it off as not a dessert. And my grandma makes a jello salad that because it has the word salad in the name insists it should be eaten before dinner like a salad and not what it is - which is another dessert.

Nothing like a sugary appetizer!

[slunken]

she clowns me about it constantly

it's a family joke

WELL THE FUCKING JOKE IS ON HER

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i use a square 8x8 or so ceramic dish so i guess more flat than a loaf. i've used this recipe every year but have made small variations here and there:

https://www.aveggieventure.com/2006/...casserole.html

AH I bet it's the flour that does the trick

[ilikeplanets]

Honestly that usage of "salad" is really a pet peeve of mine, though clearly the word didn't used to be as related to vegetables as it is today. Strawberry pretzel salad is another stupid one, since it's not even fucking mixed together and is a composed dessert. Delicious, though.

[TheAlter]

[ilikeplanets]

Okay, Mr Beans on Toast

[TheAlter]

Dinner was absolutely splendid today ma'am, thank you

[slunken]

ngl beans on toast is low-key goat

[TheAlter]

Kinda wish you'd just lied

[ilikeplanets]

I had a friend who would eat oatmeal sandwiches

[ilikeplanets]

That means porridge sandwiches, AlterBoi

[Joey Goldberg]

i assume it's "had" because you immediately severed ties and/or (justifiably) killed them upon this realization?

[ilikeplanets]

Yeah that would have been an improvement to the truth

[slunken]

one of my favorite perfumes got discontinued and is now on the grey market (if you can find it at all) at triple the price

got about a half a bottle of juice left

[slunken]

[Joey Goldberg]

happy nu-metal monday