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Old 05-04-2007, 11:53 AM   #1
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Default A woman with 11 stone (70kg) legs.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._lounge203.jpg

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/_i...03068.full.jpg


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...re/6621331.stm

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:03 PM   #2
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Reminds me of this


 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:08 PM   #3
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My brain hurts...

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:08 PM   #4
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"the name comes from the greek god proteus who could change his form" lol, cuz this is like that


also

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:38 PM   #5
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"big legged woman ain't got no soul"

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:46 PM   #6
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she needs to get some goldfish swimming in those fuckin things.

Last edited by j u n e : 05-04-2007 at 12:46 PM. Reason: the shoes, not the legs

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:48 PM   #7
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Fucking her would be like...

um...

fucking a sofa...






































AWESOME!

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:13 PM   #8
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This is a serious question, with probably a simple answer: how did they determine how much her legs weighed? Is it a guess based on her total weight or did they get it exactly somehow?

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:20 PM   #9
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put 'em on a scale?

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:32 PM   #10
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interesting that she decided on platform boots. you know, just to look a little bigger

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:50 PM   #11
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yeah i was wonderin' about that. maybe 'cause otherwise the soles would break or something? i don't know, i'm no cobbler.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:52 PM   #12
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ay dios mio

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:37 PM   #13
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Her legs are probably two different lengths, necesitating (butchered spelling?) the large sole on her right shoe so she can walk semi-normally.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:44 PM   #14
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oh, perhaps. difficult to tell by the angle. necessitating. yes.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:45 PM   #15
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ay dios mio
IM JUST KEEDING!

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:48 PM   #16
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put 'em on a scale?
So just have her lie on the floor and prop her legs on a scale? Wouldn't some of the leg-weight still be on the floor? I am so confused.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:50 PM   #17
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oh, perhaps. difficult to tell by the angle. necessitating. yes.
You can definitely tell there is something up with her left foot. Her left shoe is completely different from the right one. It looks like a hoof.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:51 PM   #18
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they sawed her legs off, weighed them, and then surgically reattached them.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:56 PM   #19
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http://www.mandysellars.com/page1003.html

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:16 PM   #20
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How much is one stone the equivalent of in pounds? I'll be damned if I do kg>lbs conversion.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:36 PM   #21
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Old 05-04-2007, 05:42 PM   #22
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too bad there aren't freak show circuses going around anymore. Those people were treated like superstars way back. I'd definitely pay to go to see these pals. I am trying to imagine what those bones must look like.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:02 PM   #23
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too bad there aren't freak show circuses going around anymore. Those people were treated like superstars way back. I'd definitely pay to go to see these pals. I am trying to imagine what those bones must look like.
have you seen this film:


 
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:07 PM   #24
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i like when the torso guy lights his cigarette.

mean, dude's got no arms.. pretty impressive.

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:08 PM   #25
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no

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:17 PM   #26
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you should! it's got real sideshow freaks in it. it caused a big hubub in the 1930s when it was released

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:24 PM   #27
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badonk badonk

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:34 PM   #28
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the minister of silly walks!

 
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:37 PM   #29
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i was gonna say "she's not half bad" but.............

 
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Old 05-05-2007, 12:03 PM   #30
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"big legged woman ain't got no soul"
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