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Old 06-06-2016, 02:15 AM   #241
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yeah rep we basically typed out the same thing at the same time

but in different ways

BAM
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Old 06-06-2016, 02:16 AM   #242
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i just fucking love that this conversation is happening in the rolling "shits recently taken" thread, haha

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 02:18 AM   #243
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we've soiled philosophy's armchair

i tried to make that funny but i cant get the wording right

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 10:12 PM   #244
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of course a poop thread would d/evolve into a discussion of causal determinism... well anyway I just wanted to mention that people tend to inappropriately attribute mystical qualities to quantum physics, specifically the uncertainty principle. I don't know that the uncertainty inherent to subatomic measurements/calculations constitutes any sort of refutation of classical determinism, rather it is merely a problem resulting from attempting to measure particles smaller than atoms with machinery and detectors which are themselves comprised of atoms. Any sort of measurement is going to affect the particle being measured. It's not like the electrons know we're looking at them and start acting differently or something

 
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Old 12-06-2016, 07:34 PM   #245
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Was battling some stomach virus all of last week and this weekend. Naturally, I was drinking Pepto like water and now my shits look like giant black cocks escaping from my asshole. Kinda feels like it, too.

 
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Old 12-06-2016, 07:55 PM   #246
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I poop stars

 
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Old 12-06-2016, 07:55 PM   #247
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This is my second post ever in this thread

 
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Old 12-06-2016, 08:09 PM   #248
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I poop stars
Sounds painful

 
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Old 12-06-2016, 11:25 PM   #249
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I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 12:09 AM   #250
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I just took one and it was not satisfying so I felt like I wasn't done, I really fucking hate that, but now I feel better
3/10

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 01:15 AM   #251
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So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 01:15 AM   #252
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Now that deserves at least a 6/10.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 03:08 PM   #253
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So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.
lol oh u

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 03:21 PM   #254
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Old 12-07-2016, 03:37 PM   #255
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what a fucking piece of shit

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 04:52 PM   #256
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Finally some pics of shit in this shitty thread

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 05:10 PM   #257
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how much of a creep was banana? i never paid attention to him

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 05:14 PM   #258
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Banana was one of the worst people to ever board here

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 05:19 PM   #259
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Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 06:15 PM   #260
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Ewwwwww

Some faces ain't made for aviators

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:01 PM   #261
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So I got hella low and stopped eating. Then my boss (with whom I am in love with) told me to man up. So I started eating hella.

The shits have been ginormous. Once I expulsed such a massive load that it piled layer upon layer, a veritable faecal ziggurat, until my ingenuous fingers, wholly unsuspecting, and in the act of wiping my rectal orifice, came into direct contact with the apex or peak or ultimate prominence of the aforementioned faecal ziggurat.
5/10 wouldn't read again.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:02 PM   #262
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So where did you take this shit? To the movies? The DMV?

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:03 PM   #263
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Most of what he said and did was to get a rise out of people here but irl he was a boring ol priveleged white fratboy PA born and raised type.
Yeah, I try not to judge by looks but he looks like a douche extraordinaire.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:04 PM   #264
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Is this the kiddie fiddler?

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:09 PM   #265
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One of many

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:14 PM   #266
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Yeah, he kinda has that "questionable sexual preferences" look about him.

 
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Old 12-07-2016, 11:13 PM   #267
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My anal canal just secreted a viscous slime in three agonized torrents.

 
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Old 12-12-2016, 12:07 PM   #268
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I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.

 
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Old 12-12-2016, 07:01 PM   #269
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I ate about four large bowls of granola over a two day period and now I can't stop pooping. The poops have been thoroughly purgative: my bowels have been repeatedly cleansed, my innards scoured clean.
Eat...more...granola...

Got it, thank you.

 
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Old 12-13-2016, 11:50 AM   #270
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It works. My rectum is as sore as it would be after being ravaged by a herd of wildebeasts.

 
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