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Old 04-10-2006, 11:00 AM   #1
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yo what up shorty...no.... u don't know me.. i don't know you but i think your really attractive....you are one of the most beautiful women i ever seen...when i seen your picture on my space and my heart skipped a beat... u are so breath taking u make a nigga want to get on one knee...but i go to nsu and i'm on da football team and i got a nfl tryout on the 20th of april so i'm down here training but while i'm down here i was looking 4 someone to talk to and become friends with..i was hoping a beautiful women so maybe it could scolaid into something more....i would love to take you out to a dinner and movie to get to know you...kind of like a blind date 4 future friends...i don't have nothing to do today so i was wonder if we could do it today or sometime this week before thursday...call me or give me your number and i will call you if your interested in chill if not it was just nice to see your sexy ass picture...holla back my number is 540-691-07xx and my business number is 540-968-67xx call me on either line if you want... by the way my names Terrell Givens you might of heard my name becuase i'm a ledgean around this area 4 football and basketball

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:04 AM   #2
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so you gonna let him hit that shit?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:06 AM   #3
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was there a period anywhere in that whole message?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:08 AM   #4
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does .... count?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:08 AM   #5
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god no

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:13 AM   #6
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scolaid?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:16 AM   #7
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yeah that's not even close to "lead" is that some slang I dont' know?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:18 AM   #8
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When I was typing it I thought 'maybe scholarship aid?' but then I scrolled back up and that made even less sense.

you should message back saying 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING SHORT I'LL KILL YOU'

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:18 AM   #9
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scolaid means escalate in ghetto talk

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:19 AM   #10
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like escalade?

they spinnin!!

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:21 AM   #11
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Quote:
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like escalade?

they spinnin!!
escalade

sounds like

escalate

gets pronounced

escolade

which sounds like

escolate

which is ghettofied into

scolaid

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:29 PM   #12
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do it just so you can say you've been on a date with a black guy.

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:36 PM   #13
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LOL. niggers.

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #14
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Quote:
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by the way my names Terrell Givens you might of heard my name becuase i'm a ledgean around this area
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March 30, 2006. 12:28 a.m. March 26, 389 Barnett Road: Police charged Terrell Givens, 33, of 400 South Napoleon Ave., with murder in the shooting death of Brian D. Williams, 36. Police said they were still searching for Givens, who allegedly shot and killed Williams inside this apartment. The two neighbors had a dispute that preceded the shooting, police said. Anyone with information is asked to call police at 645-4730. http://www.thisweeknews.com/?edition...ws-124818.html

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #15
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googled him, this was the first result:

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/8290976/de...subid=10101341

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #16
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whoa, too late!

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:45 PM   #18
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googled him, this was the first result:

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/8290976/de...subid=10101341
well yeah, he's a fuckin ledgean

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:57 PM   #19
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aw come on, give netphoria the last two digits of his phone numbers. we need something to do.


maybe he's a detective trying to get you to see the dangers of myspace. did anyone see that nightline/dateline/primetime/whatever from the other night?

 
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:59 PM   #20
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yo what up shorty...no.... u don't know me.. i don't know you but i think your really attractive....you are one of the most beautiful women i ever seen...when i seen your picture on my space and my heart skipped a beat... u are so breath taking u make a nigga want to get on one knee...but i go to nsu and i'm on da football team and i got a nfl tryout on the 20th of april so i'm down here training but while i'm down here i was looking 4 someone to talk to and become friends with..i was hoping a beautiful women so maybe it could scolaid into something more....i would love to take you out to a dinner and movie to get to know you...kind of like a blind date 4 future friends...i don't have nothing to do today so i was wonder if we could do it today or sometime this week before thursday...call me or give me your number and i will call you if your interested in chill if not it was just nice to see your sexy ass picture...holla back my number is 540-691-07xx and my business number is 540-968-67xx call me on either line if you want... by the way my names Terrell Givens you might of heard my name becuase i'm a ledgean around this area 4 football and basketball
this is a golden opporuntity vipbrj. if you give terrell the cold shoulder you'll be regretting the rest of your life

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:23 AM   #21
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im going to call all 100 possibilities. F U, VIPBRJ!!!!

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:33 AM   #22
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I'm still kinda speechless over "scolaid," "ledgean," and ... well, everything else.

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:44 AM   #23
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When I was typing it
busted

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 12:55 AM   #24
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http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:...ient=firefox-a

http://www.nbc11.com/cfoot/2499936/detail.html

http://fightingfalcons.com/page.cfm?story=4437

etc

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:45 AM   #25
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why are you guys so down on the nigger?

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:59 AM   #26
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[IMG]http://www.*********.com/IMG/cache-240x240/arton21081-240x240.jpg[/IMG]

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:10 AM   #27
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breat
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wham bam thank you ma'am

 
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:17 AM   #28
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maybe it could scolaid into something more
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my business number
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by the way my names Terrell Givens you might of heard my name becuase i'm a ledgean around this area 4 football and basketball
These parts made me laugh.

 
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