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Old 10-08-2022, 05:00 PM   #181
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That bottle design is so attractive

 
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Old 10-08-2022, 06:20 PM   #182
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thierry mugler is the man

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 09:41 AM   #183
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yea it's way smarter to pay for dumb bitch juice that has a devoted marketing company behind it.
I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy that looked a million times nicer than this and I doubt they hired, like, friggin' Pentagram to design their self-printed labels

If someone cares so little about their product that they're only willing to spend three minutes making a label, using the single most hated typeface on the planet, I'm not gonna care, either. I'd as soon buy cologne that's just been poured into a baggie and closed with a twist-tie with "SMELL: YELLOW" scribbled on the bag in Sharpie

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 09:46 AM   #184
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Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up


 
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Old 10-11-2022, 05:19 PM   #185
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I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy that looked a million times nicer than this and I doubt they hired, like, friggin' Pentagram to design their self-printed labels
word. you don't have to want super expensive stuff to find that salamanca bottle and its contents p atrocious.

no one else is saying they want a certain item in a "glass chard bottle just because [they] don't have one" and other items because we think they're rare/hard to find. slunk, you're getting suckered by scarcity economics and marketing-not us!

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Old 10-11-2022, 05:19 PM   #186
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Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up

looks spicy

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 05:26 PM   #187
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i ain't buying nothin' till i finish at least one bottle, any bottle, that i have. last lil guy i got is a 10ml perfume oil that smells like cucumber and earl grey and is a dupe of jo malone london. it's v mature and lasts longer than the original scent because its oil.

my love for scent is natural, pure, and does not boast.

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 05:28 PM   #188
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Yooooooooo check out this $400 cologne I just picked up

THAT, TOO, LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS LIKE LICORICE AND HARSH PEPPERMINT

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 06:11 PM   #189
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I've bought cologne and other toiletries on Etsy
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Old 10-11-2022, 06:21 PM   #190
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i ain't buying nothin' till i finish at least one bottle,
I'm really trying to do this but I still haven't found my staples for each season.

I've got spring and summer figured out, possibly fall, not sure about winter.

And this is just for work, because I don't see why not wear perfume at work. You spend most of your life at work.

Also guys pretty please don't shit on Olympic Orchids I think she does really good work. Who cares if the branding/marketing looks like dogshit? Doesn't that make it better? More pure?

Like you guys are pissed off they don't have a social marketing team?

This sounds really stupid to say and I know you guys are gonna clown on it but, uh, she's won awards. She's the real deal making bonkers perfumery.

Got Kiehl's Musk in the mail today finally. It's everything I ever hoped for. I imagine how well it will smell with a leather jacket that reeks of cigarettes.

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 06:31 PM   #191
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Listen, if this town just had a decent old-timey apothecary run by a 20-year-old with a handlebar mustache and half of a Media Studies degree, I wouldn't have needed to turn to the internet to get my Old Ploughman's Reprieve 17% Mercury Tincture Hemorrhoids Salve and Hair Tonic

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 06:33 PM   #192
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nope try again

 
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Old 10-11-2022, 08:13 PM   #193
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if this town had an apothecary i would just wear musk oil and vanilla extract probably as a pure base

 
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Old 10-12-2022, 07:21 PM   #194
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i think i might be intoxicated with the madness. my missing bottle of musk oil showed up today. like, it's JUST department store brand musk oil but it's GLORIOUS

 
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Old 10-12-2022, 07:42 PM   #195
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this is psycho


 
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Old 10-12-2022, 07:44 PM   #196
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i love women with lisps

 
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Old 10-12-2022, 07:47 PM   #197
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perfume reviewers are so fucking stupid they're all roses

 
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Old 10-12-2022, 07:48 PM   #198
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Old 10-13-2022, 04:40 PM   #201
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lol yo soy i wasn't being serious posting these videos

 
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Old 10-13-2022, 04:54 PM   #202
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ladies get very mad when autistic boys invade their little secret hobbies and turn it inside out

 
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Old 10-13-2022, 06:50 PM   #203
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Old 10-22-2022, 11:45 AM   #204
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been coming back to this lately, the blade runner EDT

i really like the, idk, slight bug spray quality




 
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Old 10-29-2022, 10:41 PM   #205
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been coming back to this lately, the blade runner EDT
this garbage is insane and it's so cheap

 
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Old 10-29-2022, 10:42 PM   #206
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Been noticing the top citrus notes more after wearing it for two weeks straight

 
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Old 10-29-2022, 10:56 PM   #207
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into sage "extract" (or whatever it is)

 
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Old 10-29-2022, 11:00 PM   #208
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i burn sage every few months but i'm not a dumb "witch" or anything

 
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Old 10-30-2022, 03:12 AM   #209
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you make this stuff so boring

 
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Old 10-30-2022, 06:54 PM   #210
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