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Old 04-12-2007, 03:21 AM   #1
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Default billy on a date. craigslist missed connection.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/309544144.html


Hottie with Billy Corgan in front of Gibsons - m4w - 34

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To the HOT brunet babe letting Billy Corgan Oogle all over her at Gibsons on Monday: Ditch him!!! I am a perfect gentlemen and will treat you better then I'm sure he would. He is a known womanizer and you can do much better with me or anyone else!!!!!!!

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:24 AM   #2
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known womanizer in action:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b9...oldmanbill.jpg

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:29 AM   #3
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l to the olz

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:39 AM   #4
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pics of hot brunette babe plz

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:07 AM   #5
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Why are his pants sagging in the um, the lower regions where once they hugged tightly

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:21 AM   #6
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i think its just the way he's standing.
i now refer you to TEITBITE vid.

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:58 AM   #7
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i think the brunette should choose b0lly. i had a friend that went out with a guy that posted a craigslist ad for her and he was a psycho.
like, moar than bill.

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:01 AM   #8
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i now refer you to TEITBITE vid.
ha

http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepi...lls/end016.jpg

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 10:35 AM   #9
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i was talking more about
http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepi...lls/end007.jpg
crotch

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 10:49 AM   #10
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oh man
good times

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:30 AM   #11
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hey whatcolor, make billy appear in those ferns like the predator

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:36 AM   #12
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haahahahaha teh teitbite video never fails in delivering teh comedy!

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:37 AM   #13
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I can't believe I used to be infatuated with this guy when I was younger. I'm ashamed.

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:38 AM   #14
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Why are his pants sagging in the um, the lower regions where once they hugged tightly
maybe it was cold out?

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:41 AM   #15
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did you ever find your missed connection you were looking for when you came across that?

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:21 PM   #16
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I can't believe I used to be infatuated with this guy when I was younger. I'm ashamed.

Oh he's still as sexy as ever.

 
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:07 PM   #17
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/309544144.html


Hottie with Billy Corgan in front of Gibsons - m4w - 34

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-04-10, 4:36PM CDT


To the HOT brunet babe letting Billy Corgan Oogle all over her at Gibsons on Monday: Ditch him!!! I am a perfect gentlemen and will treat you better then I'm sure he would. He is a known womanizer and you can do much better with me or anyone else!!!!!!!
So I guess Billy is back in Chicago! Did you know about this Davin?

 
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:28 AM   #18
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I don’t know what’s weirder – the fact that someone would even post that or that there is a section of the site dedicated to “missed connections”…my curiosity got the best of me and I read some of the posts, some of the people on there are quite frightening. I’m guessing the band is now rehearsing in Chicago then.

 
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:38 AM   #19
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So I guess Billy is back in Chicago! Did you know about this Davin?
he's eating california pizza kitchen takeout with me as we speak. we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.

Desperado is on TV, which i think may secretly be a fantasy of billy's. he's been waving his guitar case around like its a gun and standing on my couch cushions for the last 20 minutes. he keeps saying "lets play" over and over.

i told him if zeitgesit fails he should wander from town to town with an acoutic guitar like el mariachi, but only if he watches out for the blind, one-armed man. This startled billy, who simply remarked in a somber voice "johnny depp -- we were friends once. i forced myself to write Real Love the day he walked out on me. now look at him. secret window sucked. and i think he played willy wonka just to spite me."

Edit: queue Real Love and that kickass Wonka photoshop pic.

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Old 04-13-2007, 02:58 AM   #20
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he's eating california pizza kitchen takeout with me as we speak. we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.

Desperado is on TV, which i think may secretly be a fantasy of billy's. he's been waving his guitar case around like its a gun and standing on my couch cushions for the last 20 minutes. he keeps saying "lets play" over and over.

i told him if zeitgesit fails he should wander from town to town with an acoutic guitar like el mariachi, but only if he watches out for the blind, one-armed man. This startled billy, who simply remarked in a somber voice "johnny depp -- we were friends once. i forced myself to write Real Love the day he walked out on me. now look at him. secret window sucked. and i think he played willy wonka just to spite me."

Edit: queue Real Love and that kickass Wonka photoshop pic.
That was quite entertaining.

 
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Old 04-13-2007, 03:03 AM   #21
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we're trying to figure out why anyone would put apple slices and walnuts into a salad.

YOU'RE A PAIR OF TASTELESS FUCKS!!!

 
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