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Old 06-12-2024, 04:27 AM   #2161
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eat shit bootlicker
go get a Chelsea smile, ya cunt



nah i'm just kidding, classic robibnsoncrusoe always cracks me up

 
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Old 06-12-2024, 10:42 AM   #2162
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Yeah but you're a godless anarchist, an unrepentant flouter of authority

Dems with a minimum of conscience might just decide to stay home and that, my friends, is how it always begins: very small
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Old 06-12-2024, 02:10 PM   #2163
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Yeah that is, predictably, the dumbest advice

 
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Old 06-12-2024, 02:57 PM   #2164
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not gonna lie, i'm still confused as to how The Orange Daddy could even go for a 2nd term by this point

 
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Old 06-12-2024, 04:04 PM   #2165
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Yeah, it's called democracy

 
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Old 06-12-2024, 04:07 PM   #2166
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I'd definitely vote for r kid Robinette Jr. but am curious, what are you people gonna do besides voting? Because you know it's not going to be enough this time, right?

Virtue signalling on a message board doesn't count

 
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Old 06-12-2024, 04:23 PM   #2167
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you'd think the "convicted felon" part would be enough this time around but apparently not

you can't even drive for Doordash with a misdemeanor, lol

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 01:09 AM   #2168
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Yeah, it's called democracy
you only like democracy as a foot in the door for your racist authoritarian dicksucking

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 04:28 AM   #2169
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you'd think the "convicted felon" part would be enough this time around but apparently not

you can't even drive for Doordash with a misdemeanor, lol
Thing is you can’t bar someone from running for president just because they are convicted felons as that would effectively disrupt the balance between legislative, executive and judicial branches of government

This, friends, is the first installment of six exclusive columns for Netphoria untitled: Alter the Zeitgeist: Politics and vision in an ever-changing world

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 04:29 AM   #2170
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you only like democracy as a foot in the door for your racist authoritarian dicksucking

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 01:17 PM   #2171
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Thing is you can’t bar someone from running for president just because they are convicted felons as that would effectively disrupt the balance between legislative, executive and judicial branches of government

This, friends, is the first installment of six exclusive columns for Netphoria untitled: Alter the Zeitgeist: Politics and vision in an ever-changing world
much like our iron-clad separation of government & religion, innit

brb gotta fly to New York City to take care of some... "fetal matters"

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 04:16 PM   #2172
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enough with the whataboutery, Josey

ar ju a communiss, mang?

ju wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....?

 
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Old 06-13-2024, 05:25 PM   #2173
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I found this amazing deal, 66% off

https://www.ebay.com/itm/226140253993

"NEVER SURRENDER!" (near mint condition)

reverse side: "voluntarily surrendering to authorities"



This shit is self-selecting for low-intelligence rubes. Same concept as Nigerian prince emails intentionally littered with spelling and grammar issues to filter out folks who've never used inhalants.

Can Trump keep in president? I think a more interesting question is whether there's a market for counterfeit dummy thicc pokemon cards like this one

NGL, this goes hard.

However, it's pretty underpowered compared to my deck:


 
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Old 06-13-2024, 05:29 PM   #2174
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i ain't afraid of that

only concerned you get him to evolve in Golden Joe

where his leg hairs glisten in the sun...

 
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Old 06-15-2024, 12:13 AM   #2175
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I think I speak for all of Netphoria when I wish President Trump a very happy birthday.

 
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Old 06-15-2024, 12:48 AM   #2176
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I think I speak for all of Netphoria when I wish President Trump a very happy birthday.
you can suck shit from my asshole you nazi fuck

 
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Old 06-15-2024, 05:38 PM   #2177
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I think I speak for all of Netphoria when I wish President Trump a very happy birthday.
Jump off a bridge

 
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Old 06-16-2024, 07:58 PM   #2178
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i ain't afraid of that

only concerned you get him to evolve in Golden Joe

where his leg hairs glisten in the sun...
If this card exists, it's so rare that I still haven't been able to get my hands on one…

But it is powerful beyond comprehension. Some say that whoever wields it is destined to go mad.

 
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Old 06-16-2024, 08:52 PM   #2179
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only thing that could take it down in a match would be a - you guessed it - holographic Corn Pop...

 
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Utterly gobsmacked to learn Donnie Trumpberg adores Sunset Boulevard the movie and even screened it several times at the White House Family Theater during his presidency

Shit, i'm not saying i'd vote for the guy but we must admit, no one who loves William Patrick Wilder's magnus opus can be that bad of a person, not completely at least

 
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