Jesus fucking Christ… I’m back.

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

The last time I logged on was the 05/10/2009, I was 29.
I’m now 42.

I’m still an asshole.

What did I miss?
Is Troskilicious dead?
Is Darcy back in the band?

Yes, I’m still an asshole.

[Disco King]

D'arcy is still alive, but yes, Trots is back in the band.

There's been a lot of other changes since you last posted. I was struggling with my sexuality for a while and had some realizations about myself. I came out as straight about eight years ago now. Have three kids now, a boy and two girls. The boy is unfortunately not with us, as we lost Anthony to SIDS early on. But he will always be part of the family, and the two younger children still understand that he is their brother whom they will finally meet one day when we all rejoin each other (I've also found faith and become Christian in the time since we last spoke, though I don't support any specific church and keep an open mind, remain an LGBT ally, etc).

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

What did I miss?

We all posted pics of our cocks.

It was a lot of fun.




Now it's your turn if you want to belong.

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by Disco King

D'arcy is still alive, but yes, Trots is back in the band.

There's been a lot of other changes since you last posted. I was struggling with my sexuality for a while and had some realizations about myself. I came out as straight about eight years ago now. Have three kids now, a boy and two girls. The boy is unfortunately not with us, as we lost Anthony to SIDS early on. But he will always be part of the family, and the two younger children still understand that he is their brother whom they will finally meet one day when we all rejoin each other (I've also found faith and become Christian in the time since we last spoke, though I don't support any specific church and keep an open mind, remain an LGBT ally, etc).

Wow disco, it’s like I had the reverse story to you.
Firstly, I’m really sorry to hear about Anthony, no parent should have to go thru that. Hope you’re doing ok.

Over the last decade, I’ve come out of the closet. Realised I was totally into men and about 6 years ago met my partner whom I love and adore.

No kids, not part of our life plan, however we both love cats, so we may get a few furry Rugrats in future.

I think I’ve gone from being atheist to anti-theist over the years. Wont get too into it, but religion isn’t part of my life, but of course full respect to yourself and anyone else that has it in their lives.

I got old… like, as soon as I hit 40, it was like I had a different awareness of my mortality and I started to really realise I’m not going to be around for much longer… part of that realisation came with the death of my father in 2017 and also acknowledging so many pop culture icons that I grew up with are dead.

Besides that, I also recently watched old. Don’t know why everyone was calling this “a shyamalan misfire” like the happening, as I really loved it and would definitely recommend it. 👍

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

We all posted pics of our cocks.

It was a lot of fun.




Now it's your turn if you want to belong.

Oh geez… look, I got really fat and it’s gonna take me a while to find a good angle… there’s a lot of “cushion” and not so much doodle, ya know?

[Joey Goldberg]

what the fuck?

bro just post your WEINER

[MyOneAndOnly]

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[Joey Goldberg]

also i have to say: not a huge fan of your profanity in the thread title

that's really not the type of language we use here on Netphoria, especially now that we are setting an example for the vagrant Sound Machine lurkers that are about... i don't care about the "blasphemy" because J Christ is not or lord, but please, i just have to ask you be more responsible with your thread titles

you utter cunt!

[bright_doom]

Joey fucking Coldberg… I’m Shaq

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

also i have to say: not a huge fan of your profanity in the thread title

that's really not the type of language we use here on Netphoria, especially now that we are setting an example for the vagrant Sound Machine lurkers that are about... i don't care about the "blasphemy" because J Christ is not or lord, but please, i just have to ask you be more responsible with your thread titles

you utter cunt!

See, my age is really showing cause I have no idea what you’re talking about. What in gods name is a sound machine lurker?!!

[run2pee]

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

See, my age is really showing cause I have no idea what you’re talking about. What in gods name is a sound machine lurker?!!

it was a pet name for Sad Machines who are currently lurking about in our very living room, because Father William disowned them recently

so if you want to sleep comfortably at night, i'd suggest being cordial to the sound martins! or don't, i don't care! fuck you, Sad Machines!

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

it was a pet name for Sad Machines who are currently lurking about in our very living room, because Father William disowned them recently

so if you want to sleep comfortably at night, i'd suggest being cordial to the sound martins! or don't, i don't care! fuck you, Sad Machines!

My word! Ok, well sad machines don’t kill me and leave Joey alone!! (Insert leave Britney alone obscure references here)

[Joey Goldberg]

GET IT SASSY!!!

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

(Insert leave Britney alone obscure references here)

Were you just off Netphoria, or hibernating? This reference is relevant again, baby! It's our time to shine! #freebritney

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Were you just off Netphoria, or hibernating? This reference is relevant again, baby! It's our time to shine! #freebritney

Actually both! I woke up and all of a sudden BAM! iPads and tick tok! Have you seen what an iPad can do?!! I can download recipes and then order them in cooked form thru this thing called “Uber eats”- truly magnificent!

[FoolofaTook]

ur dad is truly magnificent

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

ur dad is truly magnificent

He was truly magnificent, an awesome fella. And if you had a thing for super mario, then you would have been very attracted to him…!

[FoolofaTook]

I first discovered Rainbow and got hooked on Boris whilst playin Super Mario Bros. 3 on an emulator.


I think your dad and I could of spooned for hours on end!!!

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I think your dad and I could of spooned for hours on end!!!

That’s the nicest thing that anyone on the net has ever said about my dad.

[FoolofaTook]

That's so beautiful!


Do you like Boris?

[Joey Goldberg]

Jesus fucking Christ... I'm black.

[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

That's so beautiful!


Do you like Boris?

Who’s Boris?

[smashingjj]

[smashingjj]

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[The Pashing Smumpkin]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

Oh my lord! That Boris! Ok, i think I’m caught up now.
He’s not really my cup of tea but I am curious to know how big his Yeltsin is…

[FoolofaTook]

Boris is off limits. They are like the literally the greatest band in the universe, of all time. They are greater than all your favorite bands put together.

Watch yourselves.

[FoolofaTook]

I mean, am I wrong?

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

What did I miss?

Oh definanty

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by The Pashing Smumpkin

That’s the nicest thing that anyone on the net has ever said about my dad.

Sorry to hear your poor dads been ignored or worse gang stalked online

We have resources on our team that can develop a plan around u and your dads needs, plus also for achieving your wants, desires, secrets, goals, benchmarks, fancies, and/or yearnings