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Old 06-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #31
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For the record I've gone all the way with one girl and third base with another.
They must have been like 300 lbs.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #32
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Go fuck some more women and brag about it on a messageboard

As a virgin I don't even think I would post about it when I finally get laid
As a virgin I wouldn't post about being a virgin on a messageboard unless it was a messageboard for prostitutes

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #33
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<--------- heres an easy one for you

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:26 PM   #34
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They must have been like 300 lbs.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:27 PM   #35
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For the record I've gone all the way with one girl and third base with another.
Yeah I'm surprised he forgot that. Ravenguy's a fuckin' pimp.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:27 PM   #36
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suppiez

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:28 PM   #37
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Go fuck some more women and brag about it on a messageboard
OK I will!!!!!

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:29 PM   #38
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yowzer.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:30 PM   #39
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Rip me a new one.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:32 PM   #40
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Rip me a new one.
Jeez, he probably doesn't even know where the old ones are.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:33 PM   #41
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This is like poking a goose with a stick, all flapping about and honking at everything.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:38 PM   #42
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They must have been like 300 lbs.
Nope, actually having a great personality, and being gay (hence, to many girls, sexually non-threatening) gave me a chance with half the hot, naive girls in my high school class.

But then again, here I am explaining to YOU of all people the complexities of why straight women would want to have sex with gay men. It's like showing someone how to paint the Mona Lisa before they can scribble smiley faces with a Crayola.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:39 PM   #43
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Did Effloresce just lose his own thread?

Ouch.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:43 PM   #44
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<--------- heres an easy one for you
your avatar makes me cringe. Get rid of it you cocksucker

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:44 PM   #45
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your avatar makes me cringe. Get rid of it you cocksucker

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:48 PM   #46
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Sup boyyeee.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:49 PM   #47
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Netphoria doesn't really know anything about me, though. I wish I could tell you all so bad. :/

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:01 PM   #48
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your avatar makes me cringe. Get rid of it you cocksucker
i did it all for you.....


and you, and you, and you

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:04 PM   #49
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:15 PM   #50
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say something about me now

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:26 PM   #51
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as a virgin, if i ever get laid, i will MOST DEFINITELY post about it here

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:35 PM   #52
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i will click "View Post" for this

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:39 PM   #53
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you sound like a big asshole eff.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:42 PM   #54
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hiyo

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:47 PM   #55
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you sound like a big asshole eff.
welcome to the gen board

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:56 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth
This is like poking a goose with a stick, all flapping about and honking at everything.
Poking a goose with a stick gave me a funny mental image.

Effloresce, have at me.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:00 PM   #57
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why do you felt the need to make this thread? is this an attempt to balance out all the POSITIVE things you say to the femmes of this board via PM?

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:08 PM   #58
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demikrats rawk lolol

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:18 PM   #59
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Eff's PMs are so awesome.

 
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:22 PM   #60
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Sup boyyeee.
You look like a boyyeeee
You're annoying
You don't contribute anything

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You look like a complete moron. I don't know you well enough to say if you actually are one, but you sure look like one.

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say something about me now
You suck.

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Originally Posted by neopryn
as a virgin, if i ever get laid, i will MOST DEFINITELY post about it here
You like me enough to want to hang out with me, but hate my posts. If you hate my posts, then you would hate me offline, too. Stop acting like a stupid twat, and stop joining in on the "I hate Eff" bandwagon if you actually think you would like me outside of here. Pretentious asshat.

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i will click "View Post" for this
Something I've always suspected is that every NASCAR fan sucks. You help confirm this. Certainly, every NASCAR fan I've met or heard talking sucks.

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you sound like a big asshole eff.
Original username you've got there. Maybe I'll register as a_Zwan someday and be cool like you.

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hiyo
wtf was up with that video you posted of you talking? Everyone was saying you were acting like you wanted some, and yeah, I've gotta agree, it was pretty slutty.

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Poking a goose with a stick gave me a funny mental image.

Effloresce, have at me.
You're like me but with no balls. Say what you want, man - they hate you anyway, but they're waiting for you to be a bit more engaging. So do it; don't let them walk all over you. Pussy.

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why do you felt the need to make this thread? is this an attempt to balance out all the POSITIVE things you say to the femmes of this board via PM?
You're another stupid twat who thinks for some reason that I PM every female here on a regular basis. I don't. Every time a new girl posts, I don't PM her. This trick is getting old, most people know I don't go PMing every girl here.

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demikrats rawk lolol
I hope you get taxed to death.

 
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