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09-27-2021, 05:16 PM | #5611 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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I guess you could find some of that. I met someone on fet life that i'm still friends with. She hosts sex parties occasionally at her house. She's also an expert on needling, and has all the gear. One of my partners was super into needling and was kind of jealous that I went out with her. LOL
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09-27-2021, 05:20 PM | #5612 |
Minion of Satan
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Sorry, didn't mean to imply that! I suspect that you both possess indomitable game.
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09-27-2021, 05:40 PM | #5613 | |
Shut the fuck up!
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I know straight women who've been on Tinder and all the other straight dating sites for years and have had a very difficult time finding someone for a relationship. When I was on Tinder most of the "women" that contacted me turned out to be men trying to get me to do a threesome with their wife. It's even more difficult for queer women. Most queer apps are built for gay men. And the few that are for lesbians just end up being full of your friends and their exes |
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09-27-2021, 05:43 PM | #5614 |
Shut the fuck up!
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09-27-2021, 06:12 PM | #5615 |
Braindead
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True, but both partners are essentially "objects" in this case, so to me it's no harm no foul, unless the pretenses are false. I only use websites for completely non committal hookups, I have never been able to foster true romance or a real connection via a dating profile, and after many ridiculous mismatches, have no desire to. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I'm never emotionally disappointed. Only physically.
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09-27-2021, 07:08 PM | #5616 | |
Shut the fuck up!
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10-07-2021, 01:32 PM | #5617 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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so how ya'll doin'?
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10-07-2021, 05:30 PM | #5618 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-07-2021, 05:57 PM | #5619 |
Braindead
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how are things going with your therapist
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10-07-2021, 05:57 PM | #5620 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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fine, thanks. have you stopped being a blowhard yet?
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10-07-2021, 06:07 PM | #5621 |
Braindead
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i couldn't have done it without your motivation
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10-07-2021, 06:12 PM | #5622 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Okay. Hi. Bye. Your wit astounds me, etc.
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10-08-2021, 07:27 AM | #5623 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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hide yer tiki torches!
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10-08-2021, 06:25 PM | #5624 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-09-2021, 06:59 PM | #5626 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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I never pictured you as the neighborhood watch. Must be pretty nice to feel connected to your neighbors like that. Do you live in the center of the city or more outside?
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10-09-2021, 07:04 PM | #5627 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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slightly to the left of downtown chicago (an inch or a mile). i deeply care about my neighbors, honestly. except the buttholes directly next door (to the west) who had a 3some on their back porch because it turned them on to be heard while we barbecued. been ignoring them for years, but it's a white woman and her cuckhold latino husband who do not associate with anyone in the neighborhood and never shovel their sidewalk in winter but are quick to park in a spot someone else shoveled
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10-09-2021, 07:08 PM | #5628 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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my neighborhood has me to thank for one of our newest stop signs. im dead serious.
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10-09-2021, 07:18 PM | #5629 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Sounds like you have tried volunteering already!
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10-09-2021, 08:02 PM | #5630 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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volunteering takes many forms |
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10-09-2021, 08:04 PM | #5631 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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would you describe the bbq threesome as particularly rambunctious?
now i'm hungry and horny |
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10-09-2021, 08:08 PM | #5632 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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it was slow-going. we heard murmuring then booty slapping after we had said hello to them. then we played the benny hill theme on our speaker. she's always kissing on other men in front of her husband, it's so sad.
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10-09-2021, 08:12 PM | #5633 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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maybe he's the one that suggested and is into it?
nothing like a good booty slap. |
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10-09-2021, 08:17 PM | #5634 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Por cierto he estaba estudiando español por dos o tres años. No se sí otros aquí lo usan? Quise ir a Mexico pero el segundo onda de COVID cancelaron mis planes
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10-09-2021, 08:23 PM | #5635 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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nah he always looks so miserable walking around. it is hilarious because they are both therapists and the dude is a pastor. i walked onto my back porch once because her kids were screaming at 7am (as they are wont to do) and said 'so i heard you're a fucking therapist... ' but ths was after i mentioned she is a bad and inconsiderate neighbor and her kids suck too
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12-21-2021, 09:16 PM | #5636 |
Minion of Satan
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Thoughts on cancelling date because you're feeling kinda ugly
I've been really busy with school this past while, so it's been a pretty long time, maybe even closing in on a month, since I've seen this girl I've been going on dates with. I kinda pick at my skin and pull at my hair when I'm stressed, so I ended up making my beard really patchy and gross. I had to shave it, but because of my type-4c hair, I get ingrown hairs pretty much any time I shave. And because I pick at my skin, I end up going on this vicious cycle where I never let lesions heal, and only accrue more of them. Combined with hyperpigmentation from healing blemishes, it's left my skin not so great right now. On top of that, I've been pulling my hair again, so now the left side of my face has the beard almost picked clean, and I'll probably have to shave again. My skincare regimen has always been pretty comprehensive, but no amount of serums or exfoliation can keep up with treating your skin this badly. On top of that, I haven't had time to go to the gym for the past month. Haven't had time to cook proper meals, and have been ordering out way too much. Haven't been counting calories. I feel chubbier and softer and not great. I know, I know, you're all going to say that that shit doesn't matter. But I dunno. She's a very attractive girl, and I always feel that it's only fair that I at least try to be as attractive as possible for attractive partners. Like, they shouldn't get a super-short end of the stick. |
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12-21-2021, 09:17 PM | #5637 |
Minion of Satan
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Insert joke about her having a longer stick than me
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12-21-2021, 09:50 PM | #5638 |
Braindead
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I don't think it's worth canceling
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12-21-2021, 09:55 PM | #5639 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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I have no dating advice but I do the skin picking thing. Luckily not on my face like that, except in one place that's not very visible. But my arms look like shit and I feel like shit about it. If I ever figure out how to fucking stop I'll let you know.
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12-23-2021, 10:47 AM | #5640 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i'd cancel a date for that reason if i wasn't already serious with the person and maybe even then...
i got a tangle to occupy my hands but it's only helpful if you remember to keep it on your person. i used it when i read (huge trigger for unconscious pulling) and in my lap when i had to sit through or speak in class on zoom. i wish i remembered to carry it around more often...i don't even know where it is right now. they're more surreptitious than those obnoxious spinners and according to the website: Improves fine motor skills Useful for hand & wrist therapy Calms anxiety & relaxes the mind Helps form healthy habits p.s. do not purchase from amazon; you can use the official tangle site instead! |
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