Monte has the goods...

[great poster]

Originally Posted by runnersdialzero

"Another spacey track that would likely make great make-out music... sigh"

Way too funny.

"yeah, making out is pretty awesome i bet" was omitted from the description.

[SPLATTER]

Originally Posted by D.

Man, these outtakes sound like a waste of time. Sounds like half of these are nearly identical to the already-released versions.

Might save my money. Looks like Gish and SD were about as good as these reissues are gonna get.

having this guy monte put up his horrendous reviews that so inarticulately tease us by making everything sound lame and dumb has really sapped my anticipation for the reissue.

[GLOWer]

"This is a very subtle different mix then what was on Mellon Collie. I had a hard time to know if it was any different till well over two and half minutes in and then the vocals really made it obvious that it was different. The end though is very interesting. Just slightly different but intriguing."

[Morlock]

5-star review:
http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/r...e-edition/2936

Monte, this is how competent people write about music:

"When a rudimentary version of the main chorus from "By Starlight" suddenly emerges from the bridge of an early instrumental of "Beautiful," thus proving that the two songs were originally one unfinished musical scrap, it feels as though a curtain's been peeled back to reveal Mellon Collie's secrets, a satisfying thrill for listeners who've long combed through the album's myriad layers. "

This is how you write about music:

"13-Beautiful (Instrumental-Middle 8)

This 4:15 long instrumental is called “middle” mainly because the guitar work is from the middle of the song, starting from “let the clouds roll by your face….”. But what makes this one of the most interesting tracks is that By Starlight guitar parts are mixed into it. Making me only wonder if By Starlight and Beautiful might have been 1 song that later split."

No one expects you to write like a professional, but in case you didn't notice, you are embarassing yourself.

[autumn_amnesiac]

aww man, that galapogos edit sounds so good..
then again, i beleive that a band's best moments is when they shut the hell up and actually make music. (ahemmm.. radiohead:treefingers).

in lighter note...been lurkin through netphoria...laughing at all of b0lly's (yup, i said it) recent actions...so i decided to drunkenly make an account.

[slunken]

Hi billy

[autumn_amnesiac]

Originally Posted by slunken

Hi billy

how you think i got that gut?

mickeys, not that fucking tea.

[Butt Pope]

Everyone everyone everyone yeahhhhbbhhbhbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbjbuhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh

[LaBelle]

Billy using Monte as a mouthpiece has GOT to be his revenge on netphoria.
There's no other version where this makes a lick of sense.

[amayain]

Originally Posted by Morlock

5-star review:
http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/r...e-edition/2936

Monte, this is how competent people write about music:

"When a rudimentary version of the main chorus from "By Starlight" suddenly emerges from the bridge of an early instrumental of "Beautiful," thus proving that the two songs were originally one unfinished musical scrap, it feels as though a curtain's been peeled back to reveal Mellon Collie's secrets, a satisfying thrill for listeners who've long combed through the album's myriad layers. "

This is how you write about music:

"13-Beautiful (Instrumental-Middle 8)

This 4:15 long instrumental is called “middle” mainly because the guitar work is from the middle of the song, starting from “let the clouds roll by your face….”. But what makes this one of the most interesting tracks is that By Starlight guitar parts are mixed into it. Making me only wonder if By Starlight and Beautiful might have been 1 song that later split."

No one expects you to write like a professional, but in case you didn't notice, you are embarassing yourself.

"This track sounds like it would fit very well on a video game where you’re fighting outer space aliens who are attacking the Earth."

[emilem]

someone should explain the concept of middle 8s (uncle google preferably) to monte because every time i see this post i die a bit inside.

[T&T]

Originally Posted by Morlock

in case you didn't notice, you are embarassing yourself.

two rr's, embarrassing
but anyhow, he's totally oblivious. He actually thinks it qualifies as cool hipster irony. Like he's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of us and winning. He's said as much anyway.

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

I could use a spell check if I want, but getting a rise out of you upset is too much fun

[jakeiha]

I want to drink Monte's urine

[reprise85]

monte, do you actually have a spell checker (like through firefox) already and just ignore the red squiggles?

[MonteLDS]

Originally Posted by reprise85

monte, do you actually have a spell checker (like through firefox) already and just ignore the red squiggles?

i do and i have some grammar add-on in chrome

[reprise85]

so you actually actively ignore the things that would help you improve your grammar and spelling with close to no effort?

amazing.

[Venom]

Laziness, I tell you.

[MonteLDS]

Originally Posted by Venom

Laziness, I tell you.

called being busy idiot. but whatever. people can believe whatever they want. Crestfallen is a hobby not a job so i don't take my writing too serious

[MonteLDS]

Originally Posted by reprise85

so you actually actively ignore the things that would help you improve your grammar and spelling with close to no effort?

amazing.

i use it but it doesn't fix everything. i just hope people can you inferential thinking skills to figure out what i was trying to write.

[lucca]

dear god

[New Art Rioter]

Monte have you ever been tested for a learning disability? Serious question

[MustardLies]

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

called being busy idiot. but whatever. people can believe whatever they want. Crestfallen is a hobby not a job so i don't take my writing too serious

lololol maybe you should listen to your grammar plug-in. you just called yourself an idiot...

[Venom]

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

called being busy idiot.

Fail.

[amoergosum]

[T&T]

grammar and spellcheck are NOT going to help his lack of continuity in what he writes

[fuzzyroes]

Come on guys, you're hurting Montes self esteem... Or should I say "Self of steam"... Aint no spellchecker gonna fix that shit.

[Venom]

Venom, D. and others have the goods too, bitch.

[bs1933]

LOL

[fuzzyroes]

Montes site is now officially obsolete. No need to view it ever again haha

[meangreensp]

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

inferential

You used that word wrong.