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Old 02-06-2019, 10:55 PM   #31
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If Catholics can collect monetary offerings for their Christ & savior as well as his disciples I don't see why my own people can't make simple item offerings to the one true Bald Lord every now and again. HERETIC.

 
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:09 PM   #32
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Except this is where a normal human would insist she accept something in return.

I don't mean to be a debbie downer but why should fans pick up Billy's tab?
Oh, I agree--I don't think we as fans should have any obligation to do it. It's more that I liked NovaFritz's idea about sending some appreciation her way to compensate her for something she easily could have dumped off at a pawn shop, never to be seen again.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 07:23 AM   #33
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True. Is there even an O-Board anymore? Is there even a fanbase outside of this place?
I think they all migrated to the SP reddit page. Maybe try throwing up a post over there.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 08:22 AM   #34
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hey fuzzy, you're almost at 20k

thinking of anything, i don't know, extravagant to mark the occasion?

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:00 AM   #35
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Fuzzy Roes Presents His 20k Spectaculer

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:02 AM   #36
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now there's something i can donate to!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:09 AM   #37
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You're saying she wouldn't accept 9k from a millionaire who was offering the money for decades, but will take the money from broke people on the internet? Ok
I’M NOT BROKE.

Okay yes I am.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:10 AM   #38
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Fuzzy Roes Presents His 20k Spectaculer

There will be walls of Weezer vids, pictures of 16-year-old sitcom stars ("all woman"), and tins of expired TMNT pasta for all!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:30 AM   #39
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well now i'm definitely donating to that!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:36 AM   #40
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hey fuzzy, you're almost at 20k

thinking of anything, i don't know, extravagant to mark the occasion?
Damn! I hadn't even noticed! That's quite a significant milestone. A rush of anxiety came over me in regards to what I can do for something special for the big moment.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:37 AM   #41
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well now i'm definitely donating to that!
Who wouldn't?!?

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:38 AM   #42
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hmmm... i can think of one man. a tall, bald man, if you will!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:57 AM   #43
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I think the 20 000 post should be rewarded with an unbanning of the Fuzzmo. That surely would be the right and just thing to do!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:01 AM   #44
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Signed & agreed.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:05 AM   #45
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haha thanks buddy

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:06 AM   #46
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11 away, pallarino

i will be following yer every move for these next few posts to continue the countdown

PREPARE THE SPECTACULAR

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:07 AM   #47
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But you aren't banned. Merely curtailed.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:12 AM   #48
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:23 AM   #49
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lol I was thinking of posting this gif of Alex Jones dancing and waving around a little light-up fidget spinner for my 20000 extravaganza but I know I'd just get banned, yet it would be a pretty funny way to go out but nah... I'm not completely certain that there won't be more entertaining SP shit to discuss in the future... Even though I'm not counting on it.

 
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lol I was thinking of posting this gif of Alex Jones dancing and waving around a little light-up fidget spinner for my 20000 extravaganza but I know I'd just get banned, yet it would be a pretty funny way to go out but nah... I'm not completely certain that there won't be more entertaining SP shit to discuss in the future... Even though I'm not counting on it.
“I was thinking of making a post but didn’t.”

Wow, great post.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:35 AM   #51
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How can you be completely certain? EITHER YOUR CERTAIN OR YOUR NOT, FUCKING CRETIN!!!

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 12:33 PM   #52
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Petition to change the name to BETH NEEDS A JACUZZI, YOU SONS OF BITCHES and jack up the donation level to $16,000 for a luxury Jacuzzi

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 12:59 PM   #53
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Alternatively, we're a fourth of the way toward getting her this piece of shit thing

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:46 PM   #54
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Currently at $10 of $5000 goal. You people disappoint me.

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 02:22 PM   #55
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Why not change the go fund me to help Billy pay for the repairs?

 
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Old 02-07-2019, 03:38 PM   #56
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Oh yeah Bill definitely can't afford a $50 guitar set up after blowing all his royalties on TWA wrestling or whatever the hell it's called

 
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Old 02-08-2019, 01:21 PM   #57
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Let's back up a step, why are we even grateful to this lady? What is our stake in all this? Billy auctions off his own guitars all time, it's safe to assume he will inevitably auction this one as well, and make a nice profit. Was anyone under the impression that Billy has genuine reverence for the past? He has dollar signs in his eyes.

 
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Old 02-08-2019, 01:46 PM   #58
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I still don't believe the story about her buying it at a garage sale. And it also seems weird that Billy announced it on the day the article came out in RS. The whole thing stinks and I don't believe we are getting the full story.

 
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:22 PM   #59
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It seems plausible to me that the lady could have bought it at a yard sale. Maybe the person who stole it died and the guitar was laying around his elderly parents house or something and they had a yard sale.

 
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Old 02-08-2019, 08:30 PM   #60
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Perhaps the FBI, while on priority 1 prowl for Billy's stolen Gravity round 4 demos came across the guitar, brutally murdered the possessor, & created this whole "Beth James, wanter of hot tubs" character to (successfuly) fool us all

Yes... yes in fact i'm certain of it

completely

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