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Old 04-23-2021, 07:09 PM   #1
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Default How fat have u got since the pandemic

Went to the dr and was mildly surprised to learn my ass now weighs gosh like 207 or something

At 5’8” that puts me like 30-50 extra lbs

Most of it u can see in my belly. Though my face is nice and round too

Lotta takeout, lotta stress, lotta late night pizza reheated for doom scrolls and oooh is that the cookies we got from the sandwich place with lunch? Plus gimme that sparkly soda pop everflowing

So c’mon and post how fat is your ass with me, in here

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 07:12 PM   #2
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I lost about 150 lbs in 2019 and gained 50 lbs last year/this year

but my appetite is gone lately for some reason, possibly new medication or possibly a harbinger of worsening depression. i actually think it's both because not only do I not want to eat shit anymore but am into vegetables again

this weight was almost all from eating carbs, usually stuff like cereal/cookies but plenty of chocolate and some chips and cake etc. i seriously didn't even have fucking fruit for almost a year when i lost all that weight, no sugar at all really except a tiny bit of candy for halloween or w/e. i remember the first time i ate a cookie it tasted like raw granulated sugar to me

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 11:27 PM   #3
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I’ve been way too lucky
I barely have to squish an inch
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Old 04-24-2021, 07:51 AM   #4
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Still a 152 pound twink.

 
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Old 04-24-2021, 07:57 AM   #5
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I think i've gained 10-15lbs. i haven't weighed myself because weighing is triggering for me and tends to lead to relapsing.

 
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Old 04-24-2021, 08:36 AM   #6
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I can start eating whenever I want!

 
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Old 05-02-2021, 04:43 PM   #7
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went from 195 to 170 but mostly that's due to my MIL moving in last June with end stage cancer

 
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Old 05-02-2021, 04:56 PM   #8
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I don't do this weight thing. Weight differs on every planet and is, just like time, such a typical human concept to which I don't subscribe

Bunch of losers

Just like religion

Or accountability for my actions

 
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Old 05-03-2021, 03:31 AM   #9
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i have to unbutton my trousers when i sit down.
i need a belt to keep them up when walking around. (just to clarify for smashingjj: this is on planet earth, with earth's gravity everywhere.)

 
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:08 AM   #10
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I don't do this weight thing. Weight differs on every planet and is, just like time, such a typical human concept to which I don't subscribe

Bunch of losers

Just like religion

Or accountability for my actions

 
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Old 05-03-2021, 11:23 AM   #11
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I've gained around 50 Jovian pounds

 
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Old 05-04-2021, 10:35 AM   #12
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I've lost 70% of what I've gained. In weight.

 
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Old 05-04-2021, 10:35 AM   #13
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I'm only talking about weight.

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 11:08 AM   #14
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The pandemic put about 10 lbs. on me, and I've been gaining and losing that same 10 lbs. ever since.

And I was already about 10 lbs. up from where I should be to have an okay body fat percentage, and that number itself is 10 lbs. more than what I'd probably need to be at to have abs.

So, I've got about 30 lbs. to lose in order to be hot.

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 01:51 PM   #15
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Realized too late that this topic may be triggering for ppl, sorry

The tone/intent we’re going for is love yours and my own bodies, and share lighthearted tales of them together

But i know it’s a really difficult thing for many ppl and it’s not cool to like make light of “how fat have u got” all the time, so sorry i will try to be more sensitive to the issue

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 02:00 PM   #16
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Ok so let’s do this the respectful way u guys

 
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Old 05-05-2021, 02:01 PM   #17
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For example marvel along with us at just what can b achieved when u love the body that god herself gave u (with satans help of course!):


 
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Old 05-17-2021, 11:07 PM   #18
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As you can see, I've put on a few pounds recently. It's nothing a nice newsboy cap or fedora can't improve upon, though. I will work it off this summer because I have a very active sex life.


 
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Old 05-18-2021, 10:33 PM   #19
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shit i wish i had a blazer

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 12:00 AM   #20
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Little advice

Go to the consignment store and try on vintage ones. Will feel much better than any bullshit u can get at like Sears or man’s wearinghouse or whoever

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 12:03 AM   #21
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Mostly doing t shirts of horsecrap i love up top, against, below, one of several very special bright colored womens shorts from wal mart

These days, since it’s hot af already

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 03:38 PM   #22
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I had to buy several new pairs of pants cause my old ones don’t fit on my pandemic legs

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 04:25 PM   #23
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shit i wish i had a blazer
Just please don't do that thing people do where they want to look "sophisticated" and "hip" at the same time by wearing a blazer over a graphic tee.

This achieves neither aim.

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 05:27 PM   #24
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Just please don't do that thing people do where they want to look "sophisticated" and "hip" at the same time by wearing a blazer over a graphic tee.

This achieves neither aim.
This is false advice

This look can be accomplished

First: the key to whole thing is u rock the blazer bare chestin like uh huh:



Second: the secret ingredient is u don upon u a ninja mask made of the graphic t
Like so:



Next: first: u need to begin to grasp the secret and/or key to whole ass is u put the blazer on mmmhmmm his boobies like:




Then u get u a t shirt for the secret key to the whole total

Step 2 ninja mask

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 05:34 PM   #25
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U will knwo that you’ve done it rite when u look like

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 05:34 PM   #26
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(Minus the shirt of course, fucken hard to find a good warm pic of a nice strong man in just a blazer and chest hair

Plus if u add a t shirt ninja mask, better get ready to scroll until bedtime my friend

 
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Old 05-19-2021, 06:39 PM   #27
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yo you're not alone.

maybe put on 10-15 lbs

 
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Old 06-07-2021, 12:17 AM   #28
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I’ve put on 25 lbs. Fucking sucks. I’d like to lose 15 by Labor Day.

 
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Old 06-07-2021, 10:22 AM   #29
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I've gained some weight and it's making me want to relapse... cause eating disorders are so fun

 
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Old 06-07-2021, 10:29 AM   #30
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put on a few pounds at some point then, combined with other wonderful "life factors," hit some sort of a point where i hated myself enough to force myself to walk multiple miles a night & do sit-ups 'til i couldn't anymore

think i worked some off!

 
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