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Old 07-14-2022, 05:31 PM   #31
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This thread inspired me to see if my cologne had gone bad, having bought it pre-pandemic and probably not used it at all once said pandemic struck, and good news: it still smells fine

I sprayed some in the air and passed through it and folks, there is literally no telling what kind of crazed debauchery I'm going to get into tonight, I feel twice as alive and absolutely mad with power, and the laws of man and God alike have no bearing on my behavior

It's this woodsy shit, which I found at some little arty shop and thought I was getting something cool and unusual, and then practically the next day I saw it at the grocery store

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 05:46 PM   #32
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yoooo tight dude

sometimes i get spooked about a perfume "going bad" too. it's all garbage, but like I won't spend 200$ on a discontinued bottle that's 5 years old. they say 5 years in general for the cheaper stuff.

i know for a fact that you're not being ironic or sarcastic because spraying smells absolutely uplifts your mood and your self-esteem.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 05:47 PM   #33
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i was at work today and honestly going "oh no, this is the dumbest thread i ever made i'm such an idiot idiot idiot"

glad to see positive responses

(now if you be negative I've already owned it)

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 05:54 PM   #34
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I am perhaps exaggerating its effects, but yes, it did feel nice

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 05:56 PM   #35
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s'all i got



i've had that instyle one for yeeeeears and barely a dent.

the last purchase was the green tea lavender one after running out of the regular green tea scent. i got two samples with that purchase (prada candy and gucci memoire) and they both smell p good, but the gucci one is muh favorite.

but i am not splurging on that until i meet my savings goal in late august.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:00 PM   #36
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ama perfume lol
this is all relatively new for you. i might as well ask myself!

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:22 PM   #37
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this is all relatively new for you. i might as well ask myself!
"INSPIRED BY ANGEL" !!

i've heard good things about that pink palm

that nemat egyptian musk looks interesting. do you think it's real musk?

i can't read enough of the label of that tokyo milk but except for "sea salt"

been jamming hard looking for shit that smells like sea salt and petrichor

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:24 PM   #38
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Everyone remembers the CK One bullshit but Angel is the iconic 90s perfume

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:27 PM   #39
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this is all relatively new for you. i might as well ask myself!
defintely kind of jealous for "girls" that grew up learning about this stuff

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:36 PM   #40
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i had this box as a kid

can't believe i was able to find it holy shit


 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:38 PM   #41
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imagine a dweeb uber fragile child with huge glasses on and wearing sweatpants and an eyepatch and smelling like polo and drakkar noir because i was so excited i used them both

lmao

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:42 PM   #42
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"INSPIRED BY ANGEL" !!

i've heard good things about that pink palm

that nemat egyptian musk looks interesting. do you think it's real musk?

i can't read enough of the label of that tokyo milk but except for "sea salt"

been jamming hard looking for shit that smells like sea salt and petrichor
p sure it's not fake musk!

the tokyo milk stuff says:
White Lily
Mineral Salt
Sun Kissed Coral
Ylang Ylang

i need to be in the right mood to wear it, but i found that sucker for $5 on some steep ass clearance at Francesca's so i had to get it.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:44 PM   #43
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i had this box as a kid

can't believe i was able to find it holy shit

yo that green bottle polo was probably when they still used real oak moss

.005 percent of the population is allergic to it so the outlawed it in the EU (you can still buy polo knockoffs in walmart that uses real oak moss - smells more like the original than the current reformulations)

they really fucked perfume ingredients in the 90s.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:45 PM   #44
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hence everything becoming "clean" and "aquatic"

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:46 PM   #45
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when i met billy in 2000 he smelled very antiseptic.

would kill to know what he was wearing.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:48 PM   #46
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did you meet him downwind?

did you go for a cheek kiss?

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:54 PM   #47
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imagine a dweeb uber fragile child with huge glasses on and wearing sweatpants and an eyepatch and smelling like polo and drakkar noir because i was so excited i used them both

lmao
I'm imagining it! extreme pussy getter

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p sure it's not fake musk!

the tokyo milk stuff says:
White Lily
Mineral Salt
Sun Kissed Coral
Ylang Ylang
ylang ylang is so fucking tight

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did you meet him downwind?

did you go for a cheek kiss?
no his eyes were fixated on my girlfriend and he barely looked at me lol. billy is a dog.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:57 PM   #48
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p sure it's not fake musk!.
my mom told me she used to wear jovan musk oil as a teen and I bought her a bottle last christmas

been wanting to get a bottle of kiehl's musk oil but it's constantly sold out

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 06:59 PM   #49
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my mom told me she used to wear jovan musk oil as a teen and I bought her a bottle last christmas
wait is this perverted?

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 07:44 PM   #50
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when i met billy in 2000 he smelled very antiseptic.

would kill to know what he was wearing.
This sounds horrible.

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 07:48 PM   #51
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it probably was just some ultra aquatic with a lot of iso-e-super

 
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Old 07-14-2022, 08:52 PM   #52
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I'm imagining a hospital room smell

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 10:32 AM   #53
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i used to have this, but they stopped selling it years ago.


 
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Old 07-15-2022, 11:02 AM   #54
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i got a free sample of Pharell's "Girl" when I went w/ my girl at the time to Sephora & tbh I still think of getting the full-size

this was nearly 10 years ago now


 
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Old 07-15-2022, 11:06 AM   #55
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i used to have this, but they stopped selling it years ago.
Oh wow, yeah, I had a bottle of this a long time ago, too, possibly the first cologne I ever consciously picked out? Totally forgot about that.

I also totally forgot about Drakkar Noir but immediately LOL'd when I saw it posted. I don't remember what it smelled like but like, in a sense, I completely do? You know?

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 11:30 AM   #56
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can you describe this? what did you replace it with?
i can't, but here's the information: https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/...-Aqua-288.html

I replaced it with a something called "randolph" by duke cannon. https://www.steelgrace.com/products/...logne-randolph

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 02:46 PM   #57
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Had this as a child:

Had this as a teen:

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 05:22 PM   #58
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Each morning of my adulthood begins with a vigorous application of a homemade rub consisting of cedar bark, ground oyster shells, and turpentine.

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 05:23 PM   #59
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Irrésistible.

 
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Old 07-15-2022, 06:33 PM   #60
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i would sample that tbh

this might be common knowledge but they do make fragrances that smell like things like turpentine, tar, gasoline, industrial glue, basically anything you can think of.

I have a commes des garcons that my mom swears smells like dried out wood that's had booze poured on it.

 
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