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Old 08-23-2022, 10:37 PM   #1
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Old 08-23-2022, 10:42 PM   #2
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bang bang uR dEAd

 
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Old 08-23-2022, 10:44 PM   #3
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whew thx

 
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Old 08-23-2022, 10:57 PM   #4
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Old 08-24-2022, 08:05 AM   #5
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Old 08-24-2022, 10:26 AM   #6
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via GIFER


 
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Old 08-24-2022, 10:39 AM   #7
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Old 08-24-2022, 01:18 PM   #8
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if she opened carried that on a street in the US the cops would kill her, not the water

 
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Old 08-25-2022, 07:57 PM   #9
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Old 09-05-2022, 11:35 AM   #10
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R.I.P.

 
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Old 09-05-2022, 11:40 AM   #11
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Old 09-05-2022, 12:21 PM   #12
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when you lie in your bed
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Old 09-05-2022, 05:49 PM   #13
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There is a blacksmith and there is a shepherd and there is a butcher boy
And there is a barber who's cutting and cutting away at my only joy
I saw a rabbit as slick as a knife and as pale as a candlestick
And I had thought it'd be harder to do but I caught her and skinned her quick, held her there
Kicking and mewling upended unspooling unsung and blue
Told her wherever you go little runaway bunny I will find you
And then she ran
As they're liable to do

 
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Old 09-09-2022, 06:24 PM   #14
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kill me too

 
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Old 09-09-2022, 06:55 PM   #15
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copycat

 
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Old 09-09-2022, 08:14 PM   #16
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there's room for 1 more, just think of him as the 2nd CD-R in 1fatslug's Zeitgeist collection

(what can i say it's a fatslug day)

 
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Old 09-10-2022, 12:25 AM   #17
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highly disturbed by that corky post

 
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Old 08-04-2023, 10:56 AM   #18
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Old 08-04-2023, 11:15 AM   #19
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it's all the [literal] shit threads isn't it

 
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Old 08-04-2023, 11:22 AM   #20
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Old 08-04-2023, 11:32 AM   #21
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Old 08-04-2023, 12:09 PM   #22
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lol ok


 
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Old 08-04-2023, 12:34 PM   #23
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you don't need anyone to kill you, contrary to popular belief, you can do it yourself

 
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Old 08-04-2023, 12:40 PM   #24
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Old 08-04-2023, 01:07 PM   #25
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so much death itt

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Old 08-04-2023, 01:08 PM   #26
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wow, you almost posted on the anniversary of this thread. i wonder what was going on last year!

 
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Old 08-04-2023, 04:26 PM   #27
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in my research i found it was very hard to effectively die

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 01:48 PM   #28
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damn

 
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Old 09-22-2023, 02:02 PM   #29
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what's a nice girl like you doing in a death thread like this?

 
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Old 09-25-2023, 12:07 AM   #30
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in my research i found it was very hard to effectively die
what would qualify as effective? Brain death? total paralysis and a shut-in situation?

 
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