cob hate thread

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-03-2022, 06:55 AM

i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field

and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW?

it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit.

like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische?

ilikeplanets · 07-03-2022, 10:23 AM

I can't deal with eating corn on the cob. Too unpleasant. I hack the corn off with a knife and I'm happy.

run2pee · 07-03-2022, 12:36 PM

i had a boss once who said, in front of an office full of ladies, "the corn industry has got this country by the BALLS"

we all looked down to check if we had balls and if so, was there corn

MyOneAndOnly · 07-03-2022, 02:55 PM

my brother was killed by a cob. Fuck all cobs

Shallowed · 07-03-2022, 08:28 PM

Ram27 · 07-03-2022, 09:27 PM

cob is also an old word for spider - hence cobwebs

sounds way more creepy than spider imo for some reason

yo soy el mejor · 07-04-2022, 03:57 PM

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-04-2022, 04:24 PM

IS THAT A CORN FIELD?

slunken · 07-04-2022, 06:23 PM

yea but ARE YOU [email protected]!!!!!

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-05-2022, 05:13 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-05-2022, 05:19 AM

See what I mean you can't go right with corn

You just can't *burp*

Fuck corn

slunken · 07-05-2022, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i seek answers

teh b0lly!!1 · 07-06-2022, 01:35 PM

I will never understand people who like it when somebody leaks hot mayonaise squirts over their food like that

it's usually the worst in barista-owned sushi restaurants

yo soy el mejor · 07-06-2022, 03:43 PM

mayonesa is generally a nasty condiment--hey, get off my sandwich! but it absolutely belongs on elote

used to get those all the time at traders village, but it's much less messy in a cup

yo soy el mejor · 07-06-2022, 03:48 PM

MAYONNAISE ON SUSHI, THOUGH? I don't believe that!

mxzombie · 07-06-2022, 04:09 PM

corn is fuckin great. but around here they just grow corn for industrial processing and commercial feed. they let it dry on the stalk. what a shame.

yo soy el mejor · 07-12-2022, 06:34 PM

ilikeplanets · 07-12-2022, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

MAYONNAISE ON SUSHI, THOUGH? I don't believe that!

It's "spicy mayo" but it still ruins every piece it touches. Eel sauce is far superior.

mxzombie · 07-13-2022, 04:57 PM

eel sauce is the best

07-03-2022, 06:55 AM	#1
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,946	cob hate thread i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW? it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit. like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische?

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ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,679	I can't deal with eating corn on the cob. Too unpleasant. I hack the corn off with a knife and I'm happy.

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run2pee Minion of Satan Location: SMART meetings from back bedroom at grandmas Posts: 7,110	i had a boss once who said, in front of an office full of ladies, "the corn industry has got this country by the BALLS" we all looked down to check if we had balls and if so, was there corn

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Ram27 dumb Location: blissed out Posts: 9,368	cob is also an old word for spider - hence cobwebs sounds way more creepy than spider imo for some reason

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teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,946	See what I mean you can't go right with corn You just can't burp Fuck corn

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yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,009	mayonesa is generally a nasty condiment--hey, get off my sandwich! but it absolutely belongs on elote used to get those all the time at traders village, but it's much less messy in a cup

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mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,643	corn is fuckin great. but around here they just grow corn for industrial processing and commercial feed. they let it dry on the stalk. what a shame.

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