My son keeps listening to mayonnaise

[slunken]

lol no doubt

check the levels of the conditioner bottle

[slunken]

personal care jerk sessions to mayonnaise is extreme zoomer behavior

take the pills away!!!!

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Went out for a walk this evening and listened to mayonnaise and y’know I still get the feels

I can’t believe after all these years it speaks to my teenage kid

I put this thread here because I forgot about the other forum

The thought of being an awkward teenager getting hit in the very first feels with "I JUST WANT TO BE ME" in these sad ass times for mankind is heartbreaking.

Doesn't even matter who you pick to be your idol at this point, you google em and find out they're irredeemable serial rapists or some other terrible shit. Don't you miss it when records were like portals to other planets we knew nothing about?

[teh b0lly!!1]

"Mom...."

"Is it ... Is it true that Billy Corgan owns a rassling business and has a history of bullying transgenders online...?"

"Mom....?!?!?"

[teh b0lly!!1]

You may in high probability be finding a copy of Fight Club tossed around the house soon Agent Vix, I must warn you those will be a difficult few weeks

[slunken]

just keep a close monitor on the levels of the pantene pro-v

[slunken]

actually don't. just keep a free-flowing supply. let them jerk to the heavens.

[Dogfighter28]

She’s cool enough to not quite see it

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

Long showers at that age… just saying. It sure wasn’t self care related for me in that era of corporeal discovery

Jerksterbation is some of the highest form of self care

Unless/until it gets to the point you need to be fully cross-dressed, with fake smelly japanese titjob toy strapped to your hairy chest, giant bag of weed, and four screens of porn to even begin to start your 4-hour edging session, well, then…..

[teh b0lly!!1]

[slunken]

[slunken]

[slunken]

the first time i ever jerked off i was in the shower and wearing a condom

[vixnix]

Have not checked conditioner levels. To busy trying to get him to see a future beyond next week, one where getting good grades in high school has paid off. It’s not really working.

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

You may in high probability be finding a copy of Fight Club tossed around the house soon Agent Vix, I must warn you those will be a difficult few weeks

You must be prophetic. He just came home after a few days away and told me he’d watched it on the way home

He’s having so many deep thoughts about everything now

[ilikeplanets]

Unsure if that predictability is depressing or comforting

[Dogfighter28]

slunken you definitely have a type

[slunken]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Have not checked conditioner levels. To busy trying to get him to see a future beyond next week, one where getting good grades in high school has paid off. It’s not really working.



You must be prophetic. He just came home after a few days away and told me he’d watched it on the way home

He’s having so many deep thoughts about everything now

loooool

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

slunken you definitely have a type

what did i say? i'm too lazy to check back

[slunken]

vix rules

she's gone through so many levels of personal abuse via posters with personality changes on this board: first the libs hated her, then the trads, and now the crypto-libs

i was probably guilty of this a time or two

kudos to vixnix for standing so strong

[teh b0lly!!1]

<3

[Dogfighter28]

Originally Posted by slunken

what did i say? i'm too lazy to check back

the frontmen you lust after

[slunken]

and is this frontman you?