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Old 03-25-2020, 08:37 AM   #451
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yeah i know the jimmy eat world thread is brutal
Hey! Shut up, asshole!

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 08:37 AM   #452
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I've made big boys every morning since getting back from Florida two weeks ago. I think not going to work is helping my routine. That, and the increase in kale and nuts to do my diet.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 08:40 AM   #453
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Ever had a poop that looked like a really buff version of the Michelin Man?

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 08:41 AM   #454
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oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit
No, but the prayers usually end with clapping.

Take that to mean what you will.

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:20 AM   #455
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Old 03-25-2020, 09:22 AM   #456
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Old 03-25-2020, 03:23 PM   #457
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:06 PM   #458
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Someone's turtleheading...

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:09 PM   #459
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low blow, flameglo

low blow

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:09 PM   #460
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:15 PM   #461
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Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:17 PM   #462
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I'm genuinely glad I know that now, thank you

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:18 PM   #463
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Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it
But why is Mitch giving the thumbs up then?

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:22 PM   #464
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i think you know why

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:34 PM   #465
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... because he made a big boy?

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 04:34 PM   #466
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Jet fuel can't melt toilet bowls.

 
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Old 03-25-2020, 08:21 PM   #467
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haven't been eating much. only had a smoothie one day. the next day (yesterday) i shit 4 times.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 10:38 AM   #468
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I just made a perfectly formed, foot and a half long "J" in the bathroom at work.

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Old 04-09-2020, 10:48 AM   #469
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Was that for me, Smashingjj, or "Big-J" Whatcolour?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 11:00 AM   #470
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Old 04-09-2020, 11:01 AM   #471
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Old 04-09-2020, 01:35 PM   #472
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back on topic everyone.


i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 03:21 PM   #473
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Most likely true. Does not matter. More a symptom of a sick, mad world

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 03:24 PM   #474
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Old 04-09-2020, 03:25 PM   #475
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back on topic everyone.


i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today.
I released another nugget later in the afternoon.

Dotting the 'j'.

 
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Old 04-12-2020, 12:08 PM   #476
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Old 05-04-2020, 09:08 AM   #477
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I ate a buttload of habanero salsa last night and this morning my bootyhole's burning like Waco.

 
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Old 05-04-2020, 07:04 PM   #478
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i ate more of the salsa. then i drank a shit-ton of coffee. the anal inferno continues!


and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire

 
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Old 05-04-2020, 07:48 PM   #479
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I did the Paqui chip challenge this past winter. The stomach cramps from it nearly made me pass out. What it does to the lower intestines and bowel is truly horrifying.

 
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just in case anyone else was wondering


 
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